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"hmm" looks at camria "repair ship 157 in route to planet cracker class ship USG ishumeria estimated arival time 2 hours  reason broken telecomunicator they have not responded to command so we think there radio broke ....... its gona be sad to see that ship out of service next year its a dam shame the ishumeria was the first of her kind i herd they were gona put her in a musieum ..... ya ..... well any wais me plus 5 others are going to the ship for repairs comand only gave us one engineer one fucken engineer and 4 tech supports why the fuck we need 4 tech supports if i could pick my crew i would of picked 3 engineers and 2 tech supports all well i got to pick the engineer he is one of the best hes got his phd and everything his name is izzac clark amd he is a lucky man too his girl is stationed on the ishumera .... lucky bastard ...... welll eather way its gona take longer now sence we only have one but this guy knows what hes doin so hopefully we will get out of here in a jiffy ........ one thing i find were is that it was recentley confermed other life and guess what they are fucken candy colored fucking talking horses  and talking foxes hey its the fucken furrys i mean who the fuck would of thought of that we all ways thought the aliens were little green men that stuck probes up asses not colorful talking horses ... any way the ishumera was demonstrating how it goes about craking planits showing this prince of the horses and fox people so we got to make nice with the freak honestly i don't give a shit if i offend it by just looking at it ide say fuck u get off my ship no freaks here ....... better erase that before i hand this to command ...... this is caption philips signing out ........

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'painting his eva suit white and blue' you humans have no taste in style...lucky im here but i dont think the captain likes me much the way he gives me death stares and the cold shoulder bah but fuck him i just want to see the famous ishumeria ^-^ i always wondered about going there it just sounds so interesting 'drops his helmet and breaks the glass' oops.... well i wont need it too much ^-^ and maybe if we find cockroachs i can squish em and act all evil  >:3...........you humans dont talk much do you?

Door opens izzac walks in looks at u .... Were u just talking to your self cuz all that is in here is my engineering suit looks at own suit wait wtf god damit I left the light on turns it off there plugs it in to the shop thing for a recharge messing with the rigs. electrical components ..... So looks at how smart are u I mean um ..... a not to be rude I'm not calling u dumb or any thing .....

.....<_< ik you werent here i was just talking to....ok fine i didnt know but im alot smarter than the average teenage scienetist if any also i painted my eva suit cause brown isnt my color 'shows to' ^-^ you humans need to learn better fashion 'like a girl Thats all bitchy' im superrr serious

Well it's more complicated than that see its a uniform so ya but yours can be any color u want ........  Working on rig ow. Damit this would be easyer if I had rubber gloves but the day we left they disappeared ..... Do u know where they are by any chance ...... Um teenage wait how old are u ......

well my souls age is 22 cause i died for 6 years and was falling through hell for those 6 years but i refused to acccept to die truly so i returned to my body and 5 months after i turned 16 so im 16 and no i dont but i have a pair that i always have wen im working on my arm 'gives gloves' sorry if ther not your size i have small hands ^-^* also i was givin this weird gun thing 'holding a plasma cutter' does it make coffee or something 'looking down the barrel part'

looks at thats not a gun and point it away from your self  it can cut ur head clean off its not a gun its a plasma cutter its sed to cut metal in space if the peace u have is too big so its also a welding tool and that is mine where did u find it and its fine i dont need gloves i just wounding where mine went ........ so do u have like any powers

yes actually like this 'painting suit with tendrils instead of using his tails' ^-^ and this 'makes a clone and shoots its head in half' yep im pretty awesome arent i? 'smiles at smugly from the side' <u<

ok um im not cleaning that up and it is ur fault that u died and ur lucky give3 me that before u hit somthing important like the window if that goes were fucked cud wele get sucked out and freeze to death witch i dont want to do

i died on purpose to kill my dad who was a serious tyrant 'gives gun' and hes the reason i have to have robot limbs 'makes corpse and blood disappear' and im more than lucky im a badass 'plays epic music on his arm and puts sunglasses on'

hmmm ok i guess u dident take the joke but ok

it wasnt a joke to me dying hurts alot also wen are we landing im getting bored on this ship yoou guys seriously need videogames or something to do here i mean at least have a shooting range or something

i ment you just kiled your self the thing i told u to clean up it looked like u so i said that u kiled your self  god no one ever can figure out what im talking about and stop being so vilonet i mean realy chill out

'turns to ice' way ahead of you =u= also that was a clone that i make and kill cause its fun killing things that are ependable

facepalms i know it was a clone

i may have powers but im not psycic -_- so are we there yet or not

stops working ......... i dident mean it like that i was trying to be sarcastic i did not mean to make u angry and its gona be 2 hours and were gona drop u off on there cuz after i fix the thing we will have to go we haveto get this fixed because without it they cant even start to crack the plant ( the shit has not hit the fan yet this is normal when lyrus on it is when it hits the fan but the story is about izzac and lyru so ya ) look its complicated im stressed out too

allright fine but i dont get stressed i just break things 'demon smile' (ohhhhh ok ^-^) but i dont wanna break anything so im fine you on the other hand should try the usual stress relief <u< here 'gives arm' you can use my arm i can control it without it being attached too <u< so go ahead i jerk and suck and fuck and get fucked by alot of guys <u< and no im not a slut im just multiplayer 'smiles cutely' (ooooooooo we should do south park one too ^U^ i love tht show its wer i learned my cusses ^u^ oooo it should be the game too wer lyru is all southparky and he joins there game against the evil alien nazi zombies tht clyde keeps making with alien goo tht mkes ppl zombies ^U^ and he could learn the fart shout thing too and itd be awesome *u*)

.......... um im not that kind of stress my anniversary with my girlfriend is coming up and idk what to do she also is stationed on the ship were going to and i am never gona touch that thing pointing at arm cuz idk where its been and i do not want to get sick ftom touching it and what i mean as in touching it is working on it like i am doing to my rigs staice and pk

hmmm well take her somewhere nice and show her a good time thts what i do with my gf ^-^ and wer not even the same species but we still have alot of fun together you just need to be romantic 'puts arm back in and fyi i always disinfect my arm and i cant get stds or diseases still just be romantic and junk it'll work ^-^

Well ya what is romantic about a planit cracker i mean seresaly its boring and stuf tho she likes it tho and i am not gay so dont even ask ok so ya ....... finaley puts rig on suit there now the stacis will last longer

'puts his newly painted eva suit on' 'suits health meter shows hes dead' huh? isnt this suppose to light up or something?

hmmm take it off and let me take a look at it u might of got paint on the electric parts ......

'about to take off as suit states' "weaer is deceased please send to morgue immediatly" o_o i think it thinks im dead 'takes it off and hands it to him'

hmm who gave u it ..... looking at it the ceurcit is fryed and stuf u got paint on it

your racist captain did -_-

well thats philips for u he can be a dick at times but hes not racest hes just pist that he is missed his football game trust me he was a dick to me too

'playing captains recent log he heard' -_- see? racist

well hes not raceset its more like zenophobic becaus well we have not  realy had contact with alens that much so ya but to us we dont know if ur gona invade us or probe us or both so thats y he hates u ....... there ur suit is fixed btw ur suit does not have all the gag it's like my suit sense u are not qualified for working hands smiles

hmm im the only prober on my world and its not machine "pelvic thrusts' <u< and plus wer the most peaceful ppl ever except for me and my friends cause wer the planets defenders and we destroy wany threat to our homes wellbeing that includes asshats like your capn and if he tries cracking our planet hes gonna be my personal torture toy 'demonic smile' for i am the embodiment of 'demon voice imitation' feeeeeaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 'waving arms and hands spookily' ooooooo but seriously im not afraid to fight against your ppl if i must but i never attack first ^-^ now more on probing <u< 'takes shirt and jeans off and shows thong' btw why do i have to have this thing on my back? 'scratching at rig on his back like a dog'

um please put your close on i told u alredy i have a girlfrend and yes you do or else your suit wont work but u can have it off tell we get to the ship ok but realy plz put your close back on

'pops rig off leaving the metal panel implanted in his back' whats wrong am i too sexy? <u< 'dancing like a stripper' allright fine 'gets redressed' 'hand turns into multi tool' 'working on rig' im gonna modify it to be more comfortable

woooo dont do that i will ok plz they coust a lot of money and recources that we can not spair plz

im an expert at technology ok ik what im doing 'finishes' there 'puts rig back on' ahhhh much better ^-^ 'rig pours coffee in a cup ' 'drinks it' see? professionalisim ^-^

......... ok btw when ur on the ship that capton can be a dick a major dick so try not to piss him off also u have to rember ur representing the colorful things and ur people also can i ask u some questions

ther called ponies and yes you may since you asked so nicely ^-^ (oooommmmmgggggg i cant see my eyes are all blurry -~-

Ok um is ur planet well um clean and are there many wars um and why are you all colorful

because thts how we are and no we dont have any wars except the occasional attack from monsters and my races attacks on equestria and wer definetly cleaner then you ppl and no ones homeless and theres no world problems like famine because i am the prince and i make everyone happy i make ponies houses wen they need them i make the worlds currency and i protect the world from meteors and aliens and things like that i even had to fight against demons and angels and even other humans that tried conquering us and i took ther souls anything that attacks my home will have ther soul ripped out that includes your mansy pansy  little planet cracking organization  but remember you attack first i take action i dont attack first usually because the others are afraid of other races other thn me and always hide so if you do come for a visit leave your weapons by the ship in a pile and i will scan you all to make sure and no we dont have strict security i just want to keep my friends and family safe even though i can reverse death by putting the souls back in the body of the dead before its gone so in short you attack us you lose and wer better at keeping our ppl happy and safe that good for a report?

well u did not need to be a dick about it -_- it was just a qustion nvm my other questions then goes back to work on own rig -_-

i wasnt trying to be a dick i was trying to help you understand my planet as good as i can explain i just care alot about my world and im sorry for coming off as a jerk v-v i just dont want them hurt and im afraid of you ppl cause i was a test subject because of my powers and it made me hate humans /)~(\ 'crying'

first off i never asked u what would hapen if we went guns ablaz to ur home also im not the prisedent so dont say ur people are better ur people arent even people there just furry animals .......... sry btw i told u i was strest alredy i just kinda snapped but u made it sound like if i were to visit i would die and u insalted my race but now u probboly hate me now sry for making u cry

well still i just like making empty threats /)~(\ cause inside im scared of alot of things and your race is one of them and im sorry too and no i dont hate you

ok .... plz dont cry im sry

ok v~v 'wipes tears away' also the glass face part on my helmet got broken 'ship entering docks finally' (AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE DARK SOULS SO DAMNED MUCH T_T

hmmmm let me see fixes helmit there good as new ...... were here cool ...... thats the ishumera finest there is .... btw ur more than likley gona have dinner with the capton so try to be not well open about ur sex life ok

walkis into this mechine dors close light  comes from the seam of the dors top to bottom dor opens and izzac is in his suit there we go smiles

ok and that looks reaaaallly painful 'pokes machine afraidly

It doesent to me but to u I think u should put urs on manually if u wanted to

ok 'putting suit on' 'ship shaking oddly' 'makes suit have his logo on the back' ^-^

looks out window o great there gravity teather is fulty too better add that to the list of things to fix .......

the what now? o~o

The gravity teather there just using one the other must be malfuncting

'ship crash docks a bit' 'gets thrown out the window onto the docks' @~@ im....ok!.......

great now i got to fix the window too well its fine were gona be here a while any ways also its fine pks u back into the ship

'rips huge ass glass shard from his neck' owww 'holds wound'

Uses med pack on there good as new .......... walks to window presses button bulk head seals the window ok that's fixed ......... looks at u ok

'wipes blood off hand' yea so wer stuck here now??

well i am until i fix the stuff but u were gona stay on the ishumera tell we pick u up witch is about 1 week from now opens door so ya walking

i wasnt planning on staying here i was gonna ditch and go home till the last minute cause i really dont trust any other ppl thn just you issac its a matter of principal also cause i dont trust scientist types i trust you cause wer so much alike ^-^ and your nicest

.......... wait what really ur just going to leave were going out of our way for u thats kind of being a dick dude we spent money on ur suit from modifyinf it to fit you the capton prepares u a room more than likely and ur just gona leave  wow thats rude

well nobody exactly told me anything about accomidations it was just "your gonna be living here deal with it" i didnt know any of that stuff so now tht i know im gonna stay there but im gonna keep to myself mostly also no one can stare at me or else i growl at them and or bite there face off cause i hate being stared at like a freak show 'puts helmet on' still im definetly ready to get off this ship so lets go ^-^ 'walking to ship exit' 'trips and smacks his head against the handle' ahh!! 'holding face' dammit!! agh...

u should of gotten breafed before we left and if your worried why dont u stay in your suit helps u up ........ u ok

'shakes head' yea and no one b reifed me on anything they just said they needed me so i went and i had to do a ton a tests and i kinda attacked one of the crew cause they thought of kidnapping a few ponies for research and i broke his legs <_<* he was heartless anyway and everyone else hated him and he had no life soooo it seemed ok to <~<**** and not on this crew just a reasearchers guard especially sinc ehe had the gall to point a gun at our princess and smacked her with it so i didnt think too much about consequences 'follows everyone' they didnt really care either still im sorry

well thats earth gov for u there always forcefull walking

'following' they even tried taking me and tasering me but im immune to electric shock cause i have the properties of water and can become any element cause im a walking apocalypse arsenal still 'growl from somewhere' o_o something growled.....

( rember the stuf never hapend yet not tell they crack the planit ) hmm o thats a robot walking

o ok (i nver played any other thn 3 or watched the movies ^-^*) 'following still'

( watch lp of 1 ) walking to enginering

'following' 'humming a song that sounds happy' ^-^

(in one it already was cracked and they didnt know it was ._.)

( ya but this is before they crack it rember were gona make this up our selves ...... but lyru is on the ship and sees things and tryes to kill izzac when they meet witch will be 2 days and at random times ....... also his is a little less op lyru ok so not as powerful as he is now ok he can still be influenced by the marker and can not bring back the dead humans ^-^ .... btw when izzac mets him have lyru singing the song and drawing somthing in blood k ^-^ ) stands in front of a saner it scans him authorazitation accepted welcome izzac clark door opens looks at lyru ok u have a choice u can eather spend ur time with me or go and meet the caption its your choice ........

(im the one doing this remember you dont have to put me in 3rd person ._. also do i go 100% crazy or just killing the things crazy?) hmmm i think ill go meet your captain a little just to see if hes really a hardass or not 'walking to the captain waving bye to izzac' (also i have a confession to make v_v i stole 30$ from tias room)

( ok and sry lyru i thought sb was rping its hard to tell whos who she does u so well sry ^-^* ......... 100 % crazy but u atace him and creatures plus u see things like things that are not there ) captain talking to the crew nnow i do not care if this this is a god dam slug u are to treat it with respect we are here to domenstrate how er go about colecting recources ....... giving speach bitching a few people out ......

(ok and ok also it didnt post my re  -_-****) 'standing behind afraid to talk' .....

looks at hi

you dont like me do you

ur a fox ..... hmmm foxes are cunning and smart i respect that and as loong as u follow the rules dont wreck the ship or interupt our project i will like u ..... walks to a thing on the wall picks up somthing waqlks to u this is a way point locater all u have to do is type the place or a place on the map of the ship it will lead u there enters your room # room 501 we gave u a room that is close by to the brige holds it out to any questions

yes why is your races earthgov such dick heads? they tried killing our princess wen she wouldnt go witht them so id like to know... what the fuck?!

thats erth gov for ya they se u as an un ruled and un intelglant because foxes on our planit ale a lot smaller they cant talk and horses can not talk ......

hmm well they can go suck a dick and get fucked cause i hate them 'crosses arms' except for deadpool hes fucking awesome >u>

i hate them too gives waypoint locater

i also took one of the guards souls after i ate him alive for trying to taser me but im immune to electrical shock 'puts locator on wrist' also why do they think wer unintelligent? i mean im 16 im not even an adult and i have a robotic arm and leg that has to be a dead giveaway that wer intelligent well i am at least alot of the ponies are just afraid of you guys also theres other aliens out in space even the ones that anally probe you of wich i liked >u> and these guys called predators and these weird long headed black aliens called xenomorphs and even these ones with big heads and big black eyes and ther all grey and the one i met had a serious badmouth on him his name was crypto spiridium i think  idk but he was cool and we teamed up and destroyed things and it was awesome....sorry i kinda got lost in memories captain ^-^*

well ok u can leave to ur room and get setteld in

'goes to room and looks around'

room is like a hotel room without windows little mints and maids or tvs or mini friges or room service it has a 1 person bed a bathroom with a shower

hmm 'gets his backpack he always brings with him for some odd reason and sets a tv up andsits on the bed and watches the news in canterlot' ^-^ good thing im always prepared (i always bring my backpack that rarity gave me wen i was 7 and apparently its bottomless and makes anything inside weightless sooo i kinda use it for moving purposes ^-^*) 'looking through contacts on his arm' hmmmmm ah 'trying to use his arm to call luna for something'

no reception arm on suit flashing and beeping ......... beep ... beep

'checks to see what it is' ?

its izzac

'trying to figure out how to answer'

booton lighting up beep .... beep

'pushes' hello?

Holo chat thing appears hey so how did it go has helmit on

he said that he respects im a fox and tht im smart and cunning but im not cunning i just go in brute force usually plus we both hate earthgov btw how do i watch tv and call my frriends?

do they have holo stuf and what tvs theres no chanels .... um any ways are u doing any thing cuz i need help

no we have magic and dragons and genetic flight abilities and griffons and minotaurs and actual tv and WHY NOT?! O~O .... ._. also no im not 'walking to issac'

ok well the screan ur looking at its a hologram and well it only works with other holograms and the tv thing we dont have any because this is a working ship and the we dont get reception

(didnt register my re) well can i have a mirror then i can travel through mirrors 'goes out and pokes issac' hey (i have news regarding lyrus son)

looks at ty for your help ok stay here and wait for me to tell u to push this botton ok points to it dont do it before ok

ok ^-^ 'salutes' 'sits with his butt magnatized to the hull by the button' (they named him delsin after the guy from infamous 3 and because he has fire and smoke powers like him also tias concerned he might burn everything down since hes a child so now her and lyru are fighting over what to do and dash doesnt seem to care at all and i like delsin hes nice ^-^ but dt and ss are trying to make him like them since ther jealous wer his friends  and want him to forget us can you have lyru make dt go away forever? plzzzz? ^u^

( sb no im not that mean ) beep beep

'pushes holocom button' youve got sexy what you gonna do? 'snickers' (awww but why shes mean and itd be a nice thing of you to do plz ill give you cookies ^u^)

captions voice excuse me??

sorry captain i thought you wer issac calling and i was trying to annoy him im sorry what is required of me sire? sir?

just wondering where u were

im.....in the  restroom in the bathtub <.<* (franks sister kicked his ass while trying to teach him how to lift thing right XD)

no ur in space y do not say u arnt cuz i can see u ...... any ways we gave u a normal map of the ship to in case our tech is too complacate for u i have assinged u a escort too in case u get lost its a big ship person in back ground sir we have video feed on the colony caption ok on screan ... its on ur bed fox video ends

'sends him a log' "my name is lyru and thank you" 'waiting on hull =_=

beep beep

'answers' youve got bored and sexy what you gon do? heh =u=

wait are u tired ...... um pres the booton now plz .....

'hits button with his tails' there  =.=

great gravity teather is done now off to coms

'gets up' 'pulls on airlock door he came out through' o_o 'hits on airlock' helloo

booton on the side panel of the door

'pushes' .... 'pushing repeatdly' -_-

open close open close open close open close open close open close open close stays shut ........

'pushes once' ...

nothing happens pannel flashes error ......

/)-< 'leans against door with his arms crossed' -_- looks around at space'

izzac walks up to u whats wrong

the fucking button is broken and space is boring as shit -_-

what it was working a min ago looks at it fuck the curict is fried it must of happened when u came out here .... its not your fault it would of broke when i went in if u dident help me ....... messing with circut

hmm 'unmagnatises from the hull and starts flying around' weee ^-^

make sure to stay with the ship u have a limited suply of O2 ok

i dont need to breathe as long as i belive hard enough

plz dont .... just stay by me ok..... working

fine 'sticks to hull' >_> <_< 'scratching self like a dog' =u=

there opens door that should looks at what are u doing.....

im a fox meaning im like a dog so im flexible like a dog 'stands up'

ok but ur wering a eva suit

i can still scratch myself 'dusts his butt off from the hull'

um ok .... goes in side waits

'follows in' does this ship have a bar that serves sodas?

um theres a pop mechine in the cafiteria

yea but your races sodas are weird and arent made of carbineted rainbows like i love so much

..... then y did u even ask .....

cause i was hoping youd say that i was wrong ._.

well everyone usaly drinks water

im 80% water though ._. and 5% robotic parts and 15% darkness but 300% hero plus i dont like drinking water its flavorless and i dont like that btw all of the ponies that are girls.... they have a particular taste if you get my drift >u> 'winks twice and nudges him'

what?? how??? o_o ... um i mean ok then good for u >_> .... we have flavored water um its grape, orange, strawberry, and cherry .....

'gives can of soda form eq' here have your race mass produce this 'gets another one from his pocket' 'tries to drink it through the helmet' hmm how do i open this thing btw...

tells ( idk ) looks at ingreidents ...... um ok thats impossible we cant make half the stuff in this drink sry but ur stuck with our stuff reading more what ok no we will never make this drink o_o .....

'opens helmet' why? 'drinking'

it has posinos stuff in it and rainbows we cant make rainbows a rainbow is light and only happens when there is misty water its light and u cant eat light and well i guess its just posinos to humans ....

those arent rainbows dumbass thats light this is a rainbow 'shows rainbow in a bottle' its made of lifeforce and used to be made from shredded ponies but those wer stopped by me and arsinec isnt poisinos at all hell i drink 20 cans everyday and im healthy as ever

ok first dont call me dumb ass and its poisinos to humans witch u are not now are you ... and rainbows are too light i can even show u .....

'gives rainbow from bottle' eat this and tell me what it is thn mr smart guy

no u said it was made out of shreded ponys no im not drinking it walking to the garden room

cmon.. 'shoving rainbow in his face'

no I'm not drinking it ........ walks into the garden goes up to some controls

eat. the. rainbow. NOW or ill.... um.... piss on you -_-

im not eating it makes it start to mist .....

'smashes it in his face' just try it!

OWW WTF i said no now just look turns on flash light shines at mist a less bright rainbow appers see its a rainbow like i said it is made out of light yours is fake ....

'makes water swirl around and disperse in frustration' 'pouts'

looks at .... ok fine theres 2 ways then ....

'faces away from with his arms crossed and pouts more'

...... fine ile try it ....

'holds it out to him with his tails but is still faced away with his arms crossed' ...

takes a sip ..... OMG THATS SPICEY >~< it burns drinks some water thats better .... u happy now

yes cause that was just hotsauce i made ^u^

...... looks at ...... -_- starts walking away ......

'following' cmon it was just a joke

fine ...... but in not drinking that fake rainbow shit tho ..... walking still ( well u should of not droped out of school ) ( also pinkie pie told me rainbows are spicey also in the show she says there spicey too )

(i guess i never noticed since i cant detect spices whatsoever even tho i hate chilli) fine fine so about your gf is she hot or a trainwreck

o_o ..... -_-* shows him her pic ....... -_-

'looks it over' nice heres my gfs 'shows picture of him dash and trixie in bed with them cuddling him and him smiling'

looks at them ....... ok .....

your totally jealous because ive had more sex than you

well at least i can have a baby with mine 2 diff animals it doesent work that way sry to break it to you ..... and i am not jelous i am confused to as y they would like u unless u have a horse dick i dont see how u can plusere them sence foxes have dog dicks ....... walking .......

'shows pictures of delsin' thats my son delsin and its because i have two dicks and alot of pleasuring sex magic like tentacles

really ..... well ..... ok then ..... so ur saying ur a freek of nature hmmm intresting ._.  ......

'holds onto his shoulders and headbashes him and walks away' -_- call me a freak again and im gonna break your fuckin face beyond repair

_< OW U IGORNANT FUCK I MENT THAT IN A NICE WAY WHAT EVER FUCK U I TRYED BEING NICE BUT U TAKE IT THE WRONG FUCKING WAY WELL FUCK U IM DONE WITH YOU BYE -_- walking away holding head puts helmit on ........

'stops him' v_v im sorry i just dont like being called a freak in any way.... its because of wen i was younger v~v i was always made fun of cause i was a fox and had mech limbs and three tails and im sorry issac Y~Y i just cant differentiate joking and seriousness alot 'walking away from with his hands on his face and leaving a blood drip trail'

O_O are u ok ur bleading .... Sry for yelling too ... hands u a med kit

ive bled alot worse before v_v 'looks at with his forehead dripping blood down his face' still im sorry for smashing you in the face v~v

ya well sry gives med pack drink this it makes the cuts clot faster and healls the woond ......

'drinks it and has his head down still' v~v

its ok im not mad that much its fine bont be sad

ok but im sorry stil v_v

its ok its fine ._. ( um .... aj ..... what are your prents like )

(dont know never eally knew em but bm did and he doesnt talk about em much idk y) 'has his head pressed against his waist' really?

( o does bm talk that much about anything i mean hes a silent type he usaly said yes or no to me when he was staying here ask him y) ._. yes its fine

(well no i ask and he just walks away dismissivly and i dont know where they are but i do know rarity absolutly hates lyrus kid delsin idk why hes such a sweet lil feller

ok but how long have they been gone dont lie to me eather

my parents have been gone fer about 16 years i think raritys parents have been gone fer about maybe 19 to 23

O_O wait so does that mean sb was adopted shes like idk but wait 19 years hmmmm she says that they just recently went on vacation hmmm shes lieing to me ..... ._. dnt say any thing

it seems like 7 years but idk i do know sbs not adopt5ed at all but she wants l an d tah adopt her

ok I'm what I can't read it that well you typed your accent too thick sry I don't mean any offense but can ya plz make it not as thick I can't read l an d tah adopt her sry don't be mad plz v_v

its ok i just get carried away sb wants lyru and dash to adopt her because she doesnt like rarity too much

Ya that's why I'm asking about her parents

i just know her dad was abusive to rarity and one day they just outta nowhere

out of nowhere what?

the computy isnt registerin my keys anywya they left outta nowhere idk y

<_< ok DO NOT TELL ANY ONE ELS deleate after ....... well lyru told me that idk when i think he said it was when he was 4 i think idk but he and rair killed her perents and he feals guilty about it now and he does not know where she hid there souls so im trying to get her to tell me the truth but if she lies to me im going to call her out ok do not deleat after this >_>  well isd im just askin her what happened to them thats y um wana re again ^-^

ok but jsyk im gonna wring her neck if she doesnt fess up she deserves a pipe to the face for makin him kill for her own selfishness -_-) 'sitting in his room with just his eva suit pants and boots on' v_v roxul.... aero......andrio....... i miss you guys.....you three have always been there for me......all those times......'sigh' v_v i just hope pvs alright in your hands.... 'hears his door open' 'looks over'

Guy that the caption had ordered to be your escourt looks at hello

hello...whor'e you... (im gonna make rarity make things right and then kick her ass for making lyru and rd upset

your escourt  ( plz aj dont um im kinda just sticking it to her right now plz dont be mean to her plz

for? (but shes done a horrible thing

um well .... its a realy big ship you could get lost and u might break somthing when you think your doing it right ..... no ofense ( ya well dont plz dash al ready kinda did a number on her so plz dont )

(fine) hmm -_- fine but im not putting a shirt on 'gets up'

ok also the captin wwanted me to tell you the craking will happen in 24 hours ._.

ok whats my job? to be a sexy ambassador? 'flexs showing his secret muscularity'

..... um idk hmmmm well your here to see how we crack planits and i am gussing your here to se this ships send off ...

ok then 'scratching his crotch in boredom' so whats first

idk you can do mwhat ever you ant to for 23 hours thee last hour i avise that u should get reddy ._.

ok then i was gnna watch tv but... >_>l

What ._. Sits in a chair near a table

theres no signal and no way to hook up my games so i can play dark souls v_v

games hmm ok well hang on ile be back in a sec gets up and leaves

hmm ._. 'gets out a pocket mirror and tries contacting ben' i wonder what bens doing lately

mirror says no coneticon guy comes back with a few tablit looking things here looks at what are you doing

trying to call ben using my pocket mirror....no im not crazy nms have the abillity to do that whatre those??

Um ok ...... Any way Hands one its a holo game that's ones strigity battle you got to destroy your enmity using the units avabial in the cheapest and less life causing way it's 3d too also there is a nother game this on the one that he is holding this one Is like a first person shooter you seeme to me like the kind of person er I mean fox that would like shooting games ^_^

hmmmm ok 'hands disc of dark souls with his emblem as a sitcker on the cover' take the data from this and mk it a holo game please ^u^ 'picks up fps hologame' alsooo how do i play it? 'looking it over like its a  toy' 'emerald plops out from his arm and his lamp explodes and a power surge happens' 'didnt notice' hmmm

ahhh O_O looks at emerald um we cant convert it sry picks up emerald looking at it .... um it shoes you how to play

'turns on and turns on tutorial' 'slot in his shoulder for emerald is open'

looking at it wow this is perfectley cut and it is really big too not to mention that it is worth a lot of money milions where did you get this emerald from looks at o_o

'looks at' its an ancient artifact that has literally unlimited energy inside and theres 7 plus tht one wich is a lost one we call them chaos emeralds and i dont really know what its worth so i use it as a power source for my arm and other things and usually i just juggle it around since i dont need em to unlock my super forms basically my race have super forms in wich we turn yellow except for my friend knuckles who turns pink and it usually makes our hair get longer idk why though ._.

O um ok well here gives um it broke your lamp and it shut down the systems for a sec so don't drop it u could wreck the ship really bad

its just the ships energy adjusting to the emeralds power 'puts it back in his slot' my arm nullifies it except for the inner part its magic somewhat too

um ok ....

watch this 'turns to super form 1 in a large yellow flash' 'has white fur with light blonde hair and red eyes with angelic wings' behold! my races power....

..... ok ._.

usually you people freak wen i do that v_v 'sits on the floor saddened'

why would i freak out i was trained to not show fear and stuff

ik but i feel good wen i make ppl astonished v_v 'turns back'

well sry v_v .....

its fine but here indulge me a little more 'gives picture of him delsin dash trixie and ego in a family picture' this is my family that i live with as the dad\bf to both and the raptors names ego and i raised him with my son delsin and ther really good friends ^-^ hard to belive im only 16 huh

Hmmmm well I'm not jugeing you but um idk what to say

well issac said that its impossible for me to have a son and that theres no physical way to pleasure both of them enough but i do he a son and his names delsin and i do pleasure them both more than they can handle ^u^

um ok ...... >_> ..... so how are you liking that game ._.

its fun but...i wanted to play dark souls so id have an excue to break things v_v

what kind of game is it we might have somthing like it ._.

"explains' and its unbearably hard but im always up for challenges soo yea....is ther any porn on this ship?

.............. Um well yes but it's only humans and we have a game like that called Deablo 6

i can alter it dont worry and we have something like tht too called diablo 3

ok ....... gets the diablo 6 and a blank game thing ....... ._.

'setting up' 'gets his laptop out' 'changing player models on the game to foxes and animals'

...... Watches ._.

'finishes' there 'shows new character models for everything' ^-^ im pretty good arent i?

cool o.o

'playing a s amage' (happy easterrrr ^u^

reading somthing ( u 2 ^-^ )

'dies' FUCK! (hope you had a great easter ^w^

What still reading somthing

died...'playing angirly'

o um ok .......

GRRRGHHHH 'slamming controller against his face'

o_o um calm down its just a game and your going to hurt your self (btw he can die in this one ok also can u guys try to cheak it more often plz )

(sorry wer just all over the place latly) 'has his forhead bleeding' 'wraps it up with medical gauze tape' i juust hate to die in games cause normally in cant die and here i can so i get even more angry v_v

...... um ...... ok .....

i dont die easily in my world ok? v_v im used to be extremly reckless like jumping from 300 story drops from cloudsdale the pegasus city made on a giant cloud and i used to fly sweetie belle up there and take her shopping and to its massive arcade and stuff but here.... im mortal v~v at least i cant get stds still

.....  um ok realy .....

yea v_v i just like knowing that nothing can kill me but now its gone v~v 'characterdies and an evil cackle plays'

....... ._. dont feal sad um its normal for me

ik but your human im basically your god x30

No your not im a unitoligest I don't beleave in a god i beleave that the marker will make us whole and we will become the next stage in human evolution ..... ._.

what the hells the marker? 'looks at questioningly' besides you shouldnt evolve i like you guys the way you are

well tels ((idk what to say ) and what do you care your a fox -_-

i care because you humans should know your place around me because your whole unitology thing is just plain fantasy 'playing the game ignoring him'

o_o learn my place um excuse me realy I haven't heard you say any thing about this place your talking about or a relegon of yours ..... what ever gets up I've tried being nice to you and you say that stuf about me hmmm v_v ..... What ever  walks into a diff room and sits at the kitchen table .......

'walks in' i dont have a religion because i know wer ill go if i die permanantly....hell or nightmare town and i dont have an opinion here except its huge and plus that unitology thing isnt very belivable but i do belive that its possible and i said it was fantasy cause i like being arrogant sometimes and when i say learn your place i say it meaning know where you are because i really dont know this place and i wasnt even given a map so im sorry if offended you i just dont like humans alot considering in station square on earth i keep getting arrested for everything i do even saving ppl and its bullshit so i dont generally trust humans and again im sorry ok? v_v

Muffled fine laying head in table and arms covering view of his face muffles u do to hav a map it's on your locater.....

idk how to work this thing its all....wokdonka ._.

shoew how to work it

ok thanks ^w^ 'hugs'  'goes back to room' 'playing game' ^w^ (hey Tay guess what

( hmm ? ) quiet and muffled what ever it dosent even mater any way v~v

(lyrus getting his own town called highreach andits basically like cloudsdale but about 10x bigger and 30x nicer and more advanced cause lyrus a tech nerd ^/)(^ heehee and plus theres a million posters of him all heroicand stuff like him in the sky and him all epic lookin and its just cool tay i can send you a couple if you want him and his friends have ther hover skateyboards andskates and things and slap em up on te walls everywhere and theres a buncha statues of him andrio aero dex roxul storm ace chopper and they even got theyre own districts named after em ^w^ we havent told him yet cause its a surprise for the moon festival thing he celebrates and we get to set it up for them ^w^) 'playing the game blissfully ignoring everything else' ^w^ 'knife on the counter' 'words echo "but since i can die here....."

hmmmmm thinks about it ...... ._. thinks  no i cant do that v_v ile get in troubble and might start a war with his planit ...... and for a anbassador hes a fucken asshole -_- insulting my race and my religon and he acts like a kid and he thinks he can say whatever he wants to its like hes a spoiled teenager one that gets what he wants usaly he has no manners never said ty for becides when i toldhim how to use a map he probley just said that because he felt bad for me then he said that unitology as fake and he has no respect towards me -_- heck he even amited to hateing me ...... v_v ..... hes just oblivious to thinking about how others would feal when he says things and hes is way to open minded really i really do not want to hear about his sex life that was really auckward ...... but he still hates me because im human raceist -_- ......... sits up and goes back to reading somthing .............

'behind him'  i act spoiled because i am a kid and no i dont hate your race just the asshole ones and your unitology thiing just doesnt sound interesting to me and i was just trying to be friends with you before but now no and plus if you did kill me my planet wouldnt attack you just my friends still im sorry and i hope you forgive me for whatever i didi that made you upset cause i honestly dont know the only one on my planet who gets upset anymore is me because alot of ponies are arrogant assholes and so i torture them they apologise i fix them and heal them then were friends simple as that its what im accustemed to im sorry ok?

O_O .... What how ...... You YOU FUCKEN STAY OUT OF MY HEAD THATS FUCKING PRIVITE I ICANT BELEAVE YOU just just get the hell away from me you you FUCKEN FREAK Q~Q gets up and runs into the bathroom and locks the door v~v Y~Y muffeled crying ...... Blocking him out of mind

'in mirror' your just hallucinating because your so angry

( wait what ? im @_@ the stuf after the knife thing the thing that i did was sopose to be in his head ) looks at breaks mirror hmmm cuts self on the glass bleading Y~Y sits on toilit crying

(i really dont know anymore ive lost it xD) 'calls issac' issac the guy in here was talkin bout markers and unitology and now hes in the bathroom upset cause i said something but idk whats wrong with what i said 'tells what he said' so whats wrong with that?

really ok well first off telling him that his relegon is fake and dumb telling him to learn his place around you also telling him not to elove witck kinda made me mad too a little told him that u hate humans telling him your a god when your not and lastley for reading his mind in vadeing his privicy of his thoughts so ya really should not of done those things ...... and so you should probley let him calm down ok leave him alone for a while

i didnt say im a god i said im technically powerful as a god from roman depictations and fine btw issac i only say those things to play around also is it considered illegal if i walk around shirtless or naked cause i kinda sometimes like to >_>

walking around the ship naked is shirtless should be fine just were pants ..... i guess if you wanted to you could be naked in your room but you have to stay in your room

but im an animal... arent your worlds animals usually naked? it shouldnt matter if i can stand on two legs have robotic limbs 3 tails and can talk and be an asshole if i want to

do you really want to do that people will juge you and think your un civilized and the caption would not like that he might cut your dick off of ya did that

he tries ill kick his ass besides this suits itchy as hell

dont ok trust me too um if  your in your room um lock your door to because um .... ok one time i was doing my girl freiend the caption walken in on us and he made me run around the ship naked no one saw me tho cuz i used the vents ..... um plz dont tell any one that happened too

i wanna do that im not ashamed of my sexiness 'flexs showing his hidden muscularity' besides i usually walk around ponyville naked and everyone just stares and blushes (he actually does alot >.>) how do i make this a 3 way call

Why? and just plz dont your acting on behalf of your race and planit don't make a fool of your self or others might think your stupid or they might think you plan on invading and rapping everyone ........

i dont rape i get raped and i love it but fine ill just be naked in here 'taking his pants off with the video com still up'

um .... im still here >_>

'shakes his cocks at him and smiles' i know... ^w- you jealous of my length? 'both are about 5 in'

......... wtf ......... y do u have 2 ....... i did not expect that and i did not expect u to be big eather ._. .....

i have 3 tails mmy dad has 2 tails and has 2 so i have 2 but my bro has 2 tails and just one and hes like 8 inches while our dads about 9 y/o and 9 ninches

um ok ..... um i think im going to go now ...... ok im tired and im kinda hungry so im gona eat somthin then go to bed ok also do not  forget about that one guy too and be nice to him ok

allright allright so does this ship have a doctor i have some kinda parasite on my arm 'pulls a leech off his arm and shows issac'

um ya but we know nothing about you and that looks like a leach they suck blood out of things were u swimming before we got u ?

yea and i have pretty much the same organ make up as you just with parts being full of cum or cum stained and how do i kill it 'holding it with his tail and looking through drawers''

well it needs water to live and its probley alredy dead and im going to go now so by leaves

hmm 'puts it in a glass of water' 'watches'

it swims around ...... guy comes out of the bathroom v_v hand bleading still im sry um u kinda just pissed me off and im sry looks at O_O what happened to your close ......

hmm? 'looks at' oh they wer scratchy and i didnt pack any of mine so i took em off i dont mind being naked 'watching leech'

Um ok ..... Uses a med kit on hand and stops it from bleading .... But really stay out of my thoughts plz its the only place that I can think to my self about things I'm sry but when y read my mind I lost it and I'm sry v_v ...... Sits on coutch

i didnt read your mind i couldnt even if i wanted to i have no powers here except shapeshift and thats extremly limited to age and size so idk what you saw but i didnt do it 'poking leech with a dull toothpick' btw issac said i shouldnt walk around the ship nude because ppl'd think im stupid why would they if i have a robotic arm and a robotic leg both dangerous weapons that i wen i was like 13 invented and upgraded immensly until 3 weeks ago?

leach swims faster trying to get away from toothpic ...... so wait what so u did not say anythin in kitchen to me u were behind me tho and u comented on all the stuf i was thinking about tells what u said to him .... and the stupid thing  is because ur an ambassator and ur representing ur planit and if ur naked well people will think that u dont know how to get drest and stuf .....

hmm still it wasnt me i was playin with this leech thing btw is there a machine here that can make my suit feel better on my fur? 'chasing leech and smiling'

._. ya it in any store u have to buy it its a comfort under lay suit it gets built into ur suit and then u can ajust it to how u like

ell wers a store and how many rings or bits is it?

theres one right by the elevator ... what are rings and bits

'shows a ring and shows a bit' 'puts suit on' 'pushes button fr store by elevator'

O_O wait what is that gold

yea theres millions on our planet they just float we use em as currency and they fuel our super forms at least for hedgehogs anyway and we got ring casinoes and bars and rave clubs and even strip clubs ._. doesnt yor planet have floating rings everywhere?

No I mean the coin thing

oh yea ther both gold and have millions and i make em for equestria its basically currency there why?

because its worth  a lot of money here gold is a rair metal

golds as common as grass in equestria though ._.

wait what ok dnt tell any one els that cuz if they tell the earth gov but i think izzac will be ok gold is very rare on earth same with dimonds and other gems .....

those are even more common we even decorate our clothes with em ._. and why cant we tell anyone

if earth gov heres it they will order ur palinat to be craked no materr what life is there thnel kill it and say that u never exested because no one knows about u and ur planit yet only earth gov doesand this ship plus the people that found ut planit the people that were there when they broought u to this ship ..... i think if they found out they would kill everyione who was involved with u and ur planit so nothing of it woiulds get out and dont say u can do somthing about it eather because all they have to do is nuke the planit and really the gems are woth more than the gold how big are they like the green one in ur arms size ?

no this is a chaos emerald theres 7 mines a lost one the actual gems and crystals there are like the size of you ppl and if they even try i would kill every damn one of them revive my planet and everyone on it then live happily with my family because i have 2 worlds i can go to mine and nm town but still thats alot a work so dont tell anyone ok?

u are so stupid its called they kill u away from ur planit and u wont be comming back from that now will u -_-

then how about i nuke earthgov? -_-

u cant there evey where and no one knowes where there hq is

i can hack into her systems to locate it then 'whistles' booomm

Ok really y would u do that then the army is going to attack u they will send ships to crash in to ur planit

the earthgov ppl tried kidnapping some of my townsponies and i ate one of ther comrades in front of them they shot at me and i told em fuck off they did now im an ambassador wtf

Idk .... after getting the suit part ok better u have 10,000 left u got 20,000 from just one coin thing so how do u feal ..... Better?

yea but i still prefer nude or my jeans and shirt that rarity made me she maks the best feeling clothes ever....'feeling himself up' 'has a line gun' also i got this from the machine for free with the suit part what is it? 'looking it over'

thats a line cutter it cuts sheets of metal for welding .... y did u get that also be cairful with that let me see it fr a sec plz

hmm 'gives to'

takes the ammo out  .... there gives back to now its safe

aww i wanna cut stuff v~v 'attaching gun to wrist'

O_O no because u could hert ur self and we don't need holes in the ship ....

aww ok v_v so are there any robots on this ship? specifically sexy robots?

No thewe are no robots like that

fuck fine is there anything on this ship used fr pleasuring? if im gonna be stuck here i need some way to relief myself and im not fond of human girls

well idk

hmm v_v does the store sell fleshlights or dildos? <_<

no ....

fuck v_v

Well sry what do want me to do about it .....

is there anywhere i can get a dildo?

no .... And why I just use my hand >_> to jerk off >_> .....

but i cant get myself off with sex toys v-v or other ppl doing it like my gf or mac or choppr or anypony in equestria cause im also the biggest slut in existence v-v

....... well sry then i guess .......

'sits on his bed sadly' v~v

...... starts to feal bad .... hmmmmm .... well if u want to so bad then ... i guess i could jerk u off then .... >_> .....

you would jerk off a fox? o.o really? ^w^

ya ..... Ur considered a animal so it's not gay  .... and if any one ever asks ...... u told me to do it because ... I have to do what u say ..... And that's is true I have to do what u say .... >_> ...

aww i wont abus that plus ill tell them that the captain was being a sick fuck at the time and ordered you to ^w^ 'takes his clothe off and sits at the edge of the bed with both his cocks semihard'

no dont do that the captin will kick u out .... looks at and u have 2 dicks ..... ._.

yea doesnt everyone? ._. 'his cocks look rather fuzzy then the rest of his fur'

no humans only have one unless ur a freek ._. gtabs then both one in each hand and starts to rub then slowley .....  >_>

hmm you got nice hands~ (franks real depressed cuz he got dumped again

Um ... Ty ..... >_> ..... Starts to jerk them off

mmmm~ 'gets fully hard' 'lays back loving it'

jerking him off >_>

you like it dont you?~

...... No I don't it .... feals weared especaly urs there ..... fuzzy

you like it i can tell ^w^ 'squirts pre and yelps squeakily'

jacking him off no i dont -_-

would you mind......sucking one? 'looks embarassed'

no .... i dont want too jerking him off

ok v_v 'dripping alot of pre'

hmmmm starts jerking him off at diff speeds for each hand

'drooling pre'

starts to jerk him like hes milking a cow .....

'moaning softly'

does it harder ( OMG U GUYS ARE OK T~T i was really scaired that frank killed him self and i would of felt bad because i didnot try to stop him and T~T im really happy i was wrong ive been deprest all week because i thought he killesd him self TuT

(he'd never do that hes too strong to think about that you know that :3) 'moaning' ahh~

..... >_> does it faster and harder

'moaing and  squirts pre halfway to the ceiling

jerks him off faster

'yells arches back and cums 4 gallons everywhere' (i like exagerate :D

O_O >~< ahh O_O ok wow .... i need to take a shower now ..... and u need to clean up ur mess

=u= ok....'lays there blushing'

leaves .... god its in my hair gets into the shower

'follows' :3 'peeking at'

goes into the bathroom shuts the door locks it gets in the shower water starts showering sounds (idk)

(whats wrong ._.) 'watching through a cack' ^w^

( its nothing Idk how to sound out the person showering ) cant see shower not viewable from crack

hmmm -_- <.< >.> 'hacks into bathroom cam and spies on him' ^w^

washing up not faceing cam

owo 'watching happily'

washes hair ... grabs the soap bar and starts wo wash his bodu off soap slips out of his hand damit y is soap so slipery bends over to pick it up

0////0 'watches screen closer'

( ok um I'm kinda wereded out by this cuz well it's just too wered with this shower thing .... >~> can we not do human clop again in a rp plz )

(aww allright) 'getting dressed and wiping his cum up with a liquid sucker then puts it in a vial' ^u^

showering, ...

'leaves his chestplate off and puts a tank top on' hmm may as well explore hey mr....guy person im gonna go explore the ship a bit

u cant bbecause its almost midnight

i dont give a damn i cant sleep at night 'trying to open door with keycard' cmon -.-

you cant its past cerfew the room dors lock for all of the non crew areas but crew corters and things are un locked so stop trying to  get out or u will set off a alarm and then the guards will be down here ...

'looks at'  but i cant sleep at niiiigggghhhhhhtttt >~< 'reels his arm back to punch through the door'

Hey stop please u make a hole in the door and it won't be able to open up right locking us in here and u need to sleap so u can watch what we do because well ... We spent a lot of money doing this .... To make peace ... v_v

'stops for a second'....peace.... 'looks at with his hand on his hip'  peace to who with us? the others might accept but i dont like your people just you and issac the other humans are all assholes (not you two though  :3) they treat me like im either an alien a dog or a freak of nature so really i dont mean to be rude or mean but you cant win me over by spending a ton of money on some huge ass ship to destroy innocent planets

.... What do u mean ......  u dont speake for everyone els on the planit and what do u mean to destory innocent planits all of the planit we crack are uninhabited and stuf

i didnt say or mean to speak for evryone just myself i dont like ppl who try winning me over with money and stuff theres this ANNOYING filly named dt and she keeps trying to make me her friggen pet so again win me over with anything except money

hmm fine just reject our hospotality then