I'm Brown, and I just joined this academy. My roommate's called Silver. Silver's a wolf, in case you didn't know. Pretty important thing, I think. He eats meat. I'm meat, but he doesn't eat me. It's complicated.

I'm Silver, a wolf from Canisberg, the best country in the world. It's also very far away, which sucks 'cause I miss the tea. I joined this academy, which is nice I guess. Brown's my roommate, but the only one around here I enjoy talking to is Amethyst. She's got refined tastes.

Hi, I'm Amethyst! I'm a red pegasus mare who enjoys shipping Silver the wolf, and Brown the unicorn! Life is so beautiful at this academy, I could just squee! Also, I loove tea!

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