Gorgosaurus

I opened my eyes to see Rainbow glancing at me every now and then. I gave a snort, then looked at Apple Bloom.

"Okay Apple Bloom. Truth or dare?" Sweetie asked, making me yawn.

"Ah reckon...dare." AB said, smiling.

"I dare you to..." Sweetie looked around the room before her eyes settled on me. "Kiss Prophet's nose!"

I glanced at AB, confused. What in the fuck is a kiss. I lifted my head up, so I was eye level with the sitting AB.

She gave a quick 'kiss' on my snout. I wiggled my snout a few times.

That was weird. I wiggled my snout a little, then glanced at the laughing girls. "You mammals are weird." I said, before a cough caught my attention. I glanced to see Angel.

Oh, he is a mammal.

"Well, most of you are weird." I added, making Angel smile.

I heard a chittering noise, and looked up to see the bird sitting over me.

"You bloody reptile! I'll have you know some of us gain respect!" Psycho said, giving off a growl.

"Well, considering you're a national animal, I think you didn't earn respect." Angel said, laughing.

Psycho landed in front of Angel and licked his beak.

"I know what I'll have for dinner tonight." Psycho said, glaring at the bunny.

My foot landed in between them, and I gave a hiss, scaring Psycho.

"Piss off, feather fuck!" I growled, making him flutter up to his perch.

"Bloody reptile."

"Dick licker." I responded. Before plopping down. I looked around. "Where's ya go Angel?"

"Get this thing off of me!" Angel's muffled voice came from my stomach.

I got up, seeing the mammal crawl out, gasping for air.

"Oops."

"I don't trust that thing!" Rainbow said, glancing at the creature. "It doesn't sit well with me."

"He." Fluttershy corrected, smiling.

"Whatever." Rainbow said, glancing at the creature nervously.

"Are you afraid of him?" Fluttershy asked, worry carved in her voice.

"Me? Afraid? HA!" Rainbow snorted, before jumping in her seat when the creature gave off a reptilian hiss.

"I could tell him to move. I mean, if he wants to." Fluttershy said, before she hid behind her hair.

"Please, I don't want him to-"

"SQUEEE!" Sweetie squee'd.

Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy looked to see Apple Bloom hugging the creature. The creature licked her face, making her hair slick up.

Scootaloo made a gagging sound, before the beast licked her, making her hair slick up as well.

I licked Scoots face, making her fur slick up. I chuckled at the sight, Angel laughing.

"That was comedy gold!" Angel said, wiping a tear away.

I heard knocking on the door, and saw a being that smelled of something sweet. I sniffed the air before my snout bumped into something soft.

I looked up to see I was in a mammal's mounds, one with pink hair, baby blue eyes, and a impossibly wide smile.

"HIYA!" The one said in a too happy voice.

I felt something wet on my tail, and looked back to see a alligator with strange eyes biting my tail. It had no teeth, making me look at it closely.

"I'm Pinkie Pie. I like cakes, cupcakes, lollipops, jaw breakers-" A hand was put on her mouth by Rainbow.

"Pinkie, don't move, and he won't see you."

I stood up, looking Pinkie in the eye. I opened my maw and licked her cheek.

"I think he likes me!" Pinkie said, giggling.

"Why do you think that?" Rainbow asked, glaring at me.

"Then a lot of Dartagnen's fans would be disappointed."

Who? Wait, the fuck?

Pinkie looked at the air and waved.

"Hiya Dart!"

Hiya Pinkie! How are you today?

"Pretty good. The twins are running me ragged."

That sounds terrible. Anyway, I should be getting back to the story.

Pinkie waved again, ignoring the confused faces of the party.

"Gummy likes you." Pinkie said, scratching behind Prophet's head.

Prophet's leg started to thump against the ground, like a dog. Prophet growled happily.

"Aww." Everyone but Rainbow, Angel, and Gummy said.

Suddenly, Pinkie grabbed a cupcake out of her hair.

"Want it?" Pinkie asked, ignoring the surprised looks.

Prophet sniffed it, hesitant. He opened his maw, and ate it whole.

Oh, heaven's above. This is the best fucking food I've ever eaten.

I don't know what it is, but it's soooooooo yummy.

"He likes it!" I heard Pinkie exclaim.

I licked my maw, trying to taste more. I felt something on my back, and looked back to see the one called 'Pinkie' on my back.

"Giddy up, Prophet!" Pinkie exclaimed, making me snort.

Oh well, she'll probably taste like the food she gave me. I opened my jaws around her head, and bit.

Wut? I bit nothing but air? Where the fuck?

"How come he doesn't have wings?" Pinkie asked, sitting on my back.

I hissed angrily, and snapped my jaws at her, only to find she was sitting in front of the young ones.

"Pinkie, truth or dare?" Scoots asked, making me tune them put.

I have no idea what just happened. Thinking about it just makes my head hurt.

Suddenly, two pink mounds went over my eyes, making me still. I don't know why, but when something covered my eyes, I always calmed down.

I licked it, hearing a giggle.

"I think he's a booby dragon." Pinkie said, making me shake her off. I snorted, and stood up. I headed towards the strange opening-OW! My snout!

I looked to see the opening was nowhere to be found, and heard a voice outside. I pushed against the wall, it creaked, but didn't move.

I roared in anger, quieting all of them. I turned around, and walked away. I then turned and smashed my skull against the wall, making a rectangular part fall off.

I then saw a strange reptile with green eyes, green spikes and a green underbelly. It's scales were purple, and it stared at me in shock. I let loose a roar, then walked to the place with strange cave like buildings.

I let loose another roar, making the mammals run.

All of their hung jaws were visible to Spike as he walked in through the hole that used to be a door.

"What in Tartarus was that?" Spike asked, but Pinkie and Rainbow Dash ran out, leaving behind a confused Spike, three little girls, Fluttershy and Angel.

Spike looked at Fluttershy, raising a scaled brow. "It's a long story." Fluttershy said, before following the Gorgosaurus named Prophet.

Another roar echoed, making citizens run into their homes.