Gorgosaurus

I looked in confusion as a human ran away from me. "Wait! I just wanna-!"

*SLAM*

"Talk."

I hissed angrily when something stabbed into my side. I looked to see a man with a spear made of wood.

I turned, dodging a stab, and bit it in half. I roared, spitting the splintery stick out. Ow! My mouth! Stupid wood!

I snorted, and roared again, seeing three more men. One held a spear, one had a shiny sharp object, and one had a harmless orange cone in his hands. I gave a growling laugh, making the men stare at me.

I pointed one of my claws at them and laughed some more. The one with the shiny object swung, but I grabbed it with my small arms, breaking it in half like it was a twig.

I roared in his face, and smacked my head into him, making him fly into a building. The other two stared at me.

"The fuck are you looking at?" I asked gruffly, making them run away, screaming.

OW! FUCK!

I looked at see a woman with black fur with a pink stripe, and her hands were glowing violet.

I stepped towards her-BITCH!

Twilight threw another stunning spell, only for Prophet to roar angrily. He suddenly charged, but Twilight dodged just in time.

The beast turned quickly and bit at her, making her yelp in surprise as a part of her shirt was bit off.

She blushed as part of her b-cup breasts were showing through her purple shirt.

The beast roared again, but stood still as a duck walked by. It stared at it, then snorted. Twilight's hand glowed violet, and a rock smack into it's snout. It wasn't enough to hurt Prophet, but it was to catch his attention.

The beast gave a throaty, crocodilian hiss, and walked away.

She threw another rock, this time, it angered him.

The beast turned with red, slitted eyes. Twilight backed away, causing it to step forward. It gave out a deafening roar, and charged, making Twilight run.

"Someone help me!" She yelled, only for a large, purple and green mass to smash into the beast.

It gave off a yelp as it rolled over, with Prophet. The mass got up to show Spike. His slitted eyes stared down at the beast.

Spike walked towards Twilight, before he got smacked into a wall.

The Gorgosaurus roared, shaking his head a little.

Spike got up and let a draconic growl escape his maw.

The beast hit it's tail against the ground, and let loose a crocodilian hiss.

They both charged, but Spike was smashed again, the roaring dinosaur stepped closer.

Spike smacked a rock onto it's snout, making the dinosaur yelp. Spike then tackled the creature to the ground, before the Tyrannosaurid pinned him. It opened it's maw, only for a purple glow to surround it, and snap it shut.

The beast struggled as the light pulled his maw downwards, almost crushing the male dragon under him.

I rolled on the ground, trying to open my jaws. The purple reptile got up, and smiled.

"Thanks Twilight." The reptile said, stretching.

"No problem Spike." 'Twilight' said back.

I rolled my eyes, only to see the strange female 'dragon sitting on a house. She smirked at me, before flying away.

I growled angrily, and opened my jaws, breaking the light like ice. I roared angrily, and glared at the dragon and human. Both stepped back, only for me to snort.

"Fuck you both." I said, stamping off, before a newspaper smacked on my snout.

"Prophet, where have you been?" Flutters asked, making me whimper.

I backed away, only to back into the human with the pink hair.

Son of a bitch! "Piss off." I growled out.

Suddenly, the dragon grabbed my snout, trying to close it.

I gave him a unamused stare, and opened my maw, without a problem, and growled.

"You dun and fucked up." I hissed, stepping over him.

"Shit." He muttered, making me roar in his face.

I stepped off, and slipped towards Flutters, cuddling against her large mounds, making her face turn red.

So warm.

Twilight blinked. 'Why is a blood thirsty animal cuddling Fluttershy's breasts?' Twilight thought, before a hiss interrupted her.

She looked at the beast, only to see Fluttershy scratching behind it's head, making the beast hiss and growl happily.

It got up and licked Fluttershy's cheek. Making the woman in question blush.

"It's okay Prophet. I'm here." Fluttershy said, making 'Prophet' croon.

Twilight walked up to Fluttershy and cleared her throat noisily. Prophet got up in a flash, staring at Twilight with normal pupils.

"Why in the WORLD do you have a dragon?" Twilight half yelled, half whispered.

Fluttershy smiled. "I found him in the forest. He was fighting a young hydra, and I tended to his wounds."

I watched as they talked back and forth.

"But, he's a dragon! You're terrified of dragons!"

"He's not a dragon. He can't breathe fire or fly."

"He's dangerous!"

"He's not, Twilight."

I looked to my right to see the reptile right next to me. I sniffed him, making him flinch. I then licked his face, growling. I then stood up, and stood next Fluttershy.

"Fluttershy, you're afraid of your own shadow, how can you take care of this...this thing?!"

"Fuck you too!" I yelled, making her back away.

I then nuzzled Flutters, smiling. She hugged my snout, making me growl happily.

This is going to be fun.

"I think we should give him a chance." The reptilian said.

"Your just saying that because I'm your girlfriend."

Girlfriend? The fuck is a girlfriend?

"Well, if he wanted to attack, why didn't he? He could've destroyed half of the town by now."

The one called 'Twilight' opened his mouth to argue, but-

I CAN'T SEE! HELP ME!

The pink mass moved to show Pinkie on my back.

"Hiya Prophet!"

"Go fuck yourself."

"Aww. I love you too."

Wait a tick.

"Go fuck yourself, you fucking mammal. I hate you so much, that I wish I could kick your ass, but Flutters is holding me back. You bitch ass motherfucker!" I said, making Pinkie giggle.

"No, I love you more."

This is great! They can't understand me! Sweet!