Princess Luna has been, at least since her return from banishment, a kind, if socially-inept pony. One thousand years has passed since her last interaction with another pony, and it has definitely shown. Being alone for that long a time can drive even the most formal of ponies to commit acts that most would consider to be highly taboo in polite society...

In noting this, Her Majesty has gone so far to send me a letter, asking me to see her in private.

What could she have up her sleeve that it requires my visitation?

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