
The Magic of Strap-ons
Driven mad by Rarity's crush over Trenderhoof, Applejack punishes the unicorn using one of Pinkie Pie's sex-toys.
That confounded drama queen... First that Canterlot bourgeois, now that silly farm-lovin' weirdo.
I'll show you, sugar cube! I know what you miss the most in our relationship.
"Pinkie Pie! I hafta borrow one o' yer toys. No, not the buckin' teddy bear! One o' those things that spruce up yer relationship with Rainbow a little."
Yeah, that'll do. To think that I would ever have to use toys in bed... Consarn it, Rarity! I will make you beg for it, you can be buckin' sure of it!


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- Crime and Punishment 2014-06-11 18:21:00 UTC4491