The Magic of Strap-ons

by Karach

First published

That confounded drama queen... First that Canterlot bourgeois, now that silly farm-lovin' weirdo.
I'll show you, sugar cube! I know what you miss the most in our relationship.

"Pinkie Pie! I hafta borrow one o' yer toys. No, not the buckin' teddy bear! One o' those things that spruce up yer relationship with Rainbow a little."

Yeah, that'll do. To think that I would ever have to use toys in bed... Consarn it, Rarity! I will make you beg for it, you can be buckin' sure of it!