The Tales of Black Toast and White Grain and their misadventures in Equestria

Prologue the story of Caleb

Caleb was well… a teenager. He had a good life, nothing bad really happened. He had a mother that loved him and cared for him. Why am I telling you this? I don’t know, but the next part fits in the story. Well, as his life was good, Caleb craved chaos. Any type of it, for that matter just so life wasn’t a bore. He would inflict things onto himself, knowing it would cause problems just to get a thrill out of life. He was a shy person, but none the less he was manipulative of his surroundings, which eventually lead him to be a brony, how being chaotic made him a brony some may ask….we don't know just roll with it and While being a brony isn’t a bad thing this one thing lead to another thing, and another thing, and another thing until finally he was roleplaying as an earth pony named Black Toast who was a little different. I mean different in that he could find love. I mean he actually had 3 mares, but the problem is, he wanted more. The wanting never stopped, and was out of control, until finally, “boom” the ban hammer came down and Caleb was abandoned. Cast out, lost, and defeated… except not. He wasn’t really, he just sat by his computer and laughed, ready to troll another chat (although for the record, I’m not that much of a dick).

This is why Discord chose him (Discord was his favorite character). He had much skill at causing chaos for his own enjoyment, and even if it was self-inflicted it was still chaos, and what isn’t to like about it he thought. Now, yes discord was a statue, but he still had a little power, and was able to make Caleb appear right in front him fully clothed and dressed for success. Caleb stood up immediately and said, “I was picked to come here and cause a large amount of chaos on Ponyville right?”

Discord then broke his head out of the statue and said “was it that obvious?”

Caleb simply nodded and said “I will only do this if I get one of my friends from earth to join me.” Discord sighed dramatically, and agreed. Caleb laughed and said “Greg should get a kick out of this.”

Prologue part 2 the story of Greg

Now Greg… Greg was, well bizarre. He easily seemed like the most disturbed person ever born. Now, while he seemed to be a one trick “pony”, he was deeper than the ‘your mother last night’ jokes or, the at least I have one, jokes would indicate. He was not, to the normal eye, deeper in the sense that he had gain a lot of life experience, and tries to be reasonable but can be quite a dick sometimes (insert a joke about how at least he has one), but he usually only liked that to people he really doesn’t like. Now, Caleb had some skill at getting people to admit things to him, and be able to read them like a book. With that ability in mind, he became great friends with Greg. Now Greg wasn’t a great fan of MLP:FIM. His native bizarre fandom was Warhammer 4ok On the occasion, he looked at a parody, but that was all (sad I know). So Caleb, being the great friend he was, decided to bring Greg into the world of Equestria with him just to cause some chaos. By the time Greg finally was through the portal, Caleb was already transformed into the pony version of himself. As was Greg. As soon as Greg was completely through the portal he looked at Caleb. Then he looked at himself. A scream tore through the air. “FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-“