The Tales of Black Toast and White Grain and their misadventures in Equestria

Chapter 1: Discord’s Mission

“-UUUUUUUCK!”

“Ok” Discord began saying “You two will have to cause chaos all around Equestria. Do whatever you want. The chaos doesn’t have to be bad or good, just cause chaos. Is that understood?”

Greg responded “Why is the name of Dues would you just grab two people, much less teenagers? That seems rather incompetent. Don’t you think… I mean two people can’t do much I mean it’s like-”

“What about Hitler, Greg” Caleb interrupted “He started as one person and gathered followers.”

Greg looked at Caleb and said “To-fucking-che’.” Greg paused and yelled at discord, “WHY THE FUCK AM I A HORSE!?”

Caleb laughed as he saw his friend freaking out as, Discord explained the rules in a rather straightforward manner.“Rule one you both are ponies. Rule two you both have a new identity. Caleb you will be known as BlackToast, white on the inside, black on the outside. Greg you will be known as WhiteGrain, because lulz. Rule three is that WhiteGrain has magic. Rule four is that WhiteGrain has to use his magic when Blacktoast tells him to and can only use it then. Rule five you will both get 50,000 bits to spend at your willing. Rule six: you if some nosy pony asks you where you used to live, you say you came from Las Pegasus. Rule seven: no telling anypony about me. Rule eight: you must come here at least once a week to update me on things unless I say otherwise. And finally Rule Ten have fun with it, it is a game after all!”

“Wait” Caleb began to ask “What about rule nine?”

Discord looked at Toast and with a wicked smile said “Didn’t you know…. Seven ate nine.” Discord laughed and began speaking again “I hoped you would ask that just to polish off that old relic, but here is a ninth rule to your actual mission, so to speak. You are to create chaos in this world, either by your own doing, or by freeing me, and the only way to free me is to get somepony or ponies to not think logically and accidently crack my statue… do that and I am free once again, do you both understand?” Caleb nodded, while Greg was freaking out about his tail. “Now you two, head off to ponyville and begin the creation of a new order of chaos.” Discord began to laugh again as the head on the statue turned into solid stone. With that the two new ponies looked at each other. Toast was happy. Grain was… well… Grain. They then headed off towards Ponyville. Toast was hopping the whole way. Grain was bringing his hoof to his face in a crude imitation of a facepalm the whole way.