For years, Bad Dragon Inc. has been selling Dragon Dildos to uneducated customers. No one knows if their models are even accurate to the actual thing. With this thought buzzing in your head, you decide to spend some alone time with Spike in hopes of setting the record straight.

[This is an Anon in Equestria story, featuring you as Anonymous. If you dislike second person perspective or hate the name Anon/Anonymous, by all means, please leave now. This is also not a clop. Just a comedic oneshot. Take your skevviness elsewhere.]