An Old Friend and a New Adventure

"Hello, and welcome to tonight's episode. Now you may be wondering why my voice is coming out of speakers and not out of someone on that seat. That is because we are making an entrance of a special kind tonight! Turn your attention to the opening hander doors, and clear a path, as the Hammerhead Eagle I-Thrust returns!" shouted Jeremy Clarkson, piloting the aluminium and plywood death trap through the hanger's massive doors at an incredibly slow speed, arm waving frantically out of the window, while Hammond looked about gleefully from the plastic box on the roof, and May slowly waved his arm out of the other window. They eventually made it to the main podium, and moved themselves to their ordinary chairs. May began to explain.

"Now tonight is a special anniversary episode, as we will be attempting to improve on the ponderous greatness of the car that we built not five years ago, what with technological advances and such, and of course-"

"James", interrupted Clarkson.

"Yes, Jeremy?" May replied. Jeremy smiled, and, wringing his hands, added

"Of course, we'll be sure to add some more POWAAHHHH this time, won't we."

"You two, stop it, we have a show to get on with," said Hammond, interrupting their bickering, "now roll the tape!"