Chapter 13: The bet.

As I got the xbox booted up, I put the Mortal Kombat disk in and awaited for the console to start the game.  Well this should be interesting.  I hope she is ready for an ass kicking.  I’m not that great at the game, but it isn’t a game you can just pick up and automatically be good at.  No matter what Rainbow Dash may think.

        “So how does this Mortal Kombat thing even work?”  Rainbow Dash asked.

        “It’s pretty simple.  Choose a fighter, and then try to beat the shit out of the other guy.  Oh and if you win you have a chance to perform a brutal fatality on them.”  I answered.

        “Oh me next!  I love performing brutal fatalities on people!”  Screamed Pinkie.  Oh God I don’t think I want to know.

        “Yeah, okay, sure.  After I kick Rainbow Dash’s ass, then me and you can be on the same team.”  I said to Pinkie.

        “You are going to what?  Yeah, I don’t think that is going to happen.  I am the best at everything.  Do you really think you stand a chance?”  Rainbow Dash said.

        “Well seeing as I’ve been playing Mortal Kombat 9 since its release.  Yeah I think i do.”  I said back.

        “This reminds me of Pony Kombat 5.  Only instead of fatalities we have friendship’s.  I think I prefer Pony Kombat 5.”  Fluttershy said.

        “Okay, choose your fighter.”  I said.  I already knew who I was going to be.  Good ol’ Scorpion.

        “Huh, Scorpion?  Looks like a loser.  I think I’ll go with Sub Zero.”  Rainbow Dash said.

        “You told her to do that didn’t you Stewart?”  I asked.

        “Maybe, either way it’s true.  Scorpion is a dick.”  Stewart replied back.

        “You are just mad because my spear fucks your ice.”  I replied back.

        “Fuck you.  I hope Rainbow Dash rips out your spine.”  Stewart said back.  Looks like the competition is set.

        “Hey.  Why don’t we make this interesting?”  Rainbow Dash said.

        “I don’t like where this is going.”  I said.

        “Winner picks a slave for three days.  Oh and no sex for the loser either for just as long.  Sound like a deal?  Unless you are too chicken.”  Rainbow Dash asked with a sly look in her eye.

        “Wait.  Just any slave?”  I asked.

        “Yep, could be you, or Pinkie.  Either way.”  Rainbow Dash replied.

        “You are only enforcing your lesbian stereotype.”  I answered back.

        “Can it before I kick your ass in real life.”  Rainbow Dash said back.

        “Someone is sounding defensive.”  I replied back.

        “Baby.  You better not lose this game.  If I don’t have sex for that long I might go a little nutty, ha ha, HA HA HA HA HA HA.”  Pinkie said.  Sounding more crazy by the second.

        “Don’t worry.  I won’t.  Let’s get ready for some Kombat.”  I said.

        Only one game to decide, and the map was Subway.  Right after the announcer said “Fight!” I got hit with Sub Zero’s standard Freeze attack.  Rainbow Dash then jumped over to me, and bounced me up, and doing a 7 hit combo.  Well shit.  This isn’t a good start.  It did 30% damage to my health.  When Scorpion got back up I instantly did the teleport attack.  She blocked and uppercutted me.  But that’s where she fucked up.

        As soon as I got up I did the cheap as fuck demon flame attack.  I teleported again, and caught her off guard.  I did a two hit punch attack followed by the spear.  I jumped and bounced her off the ground and did an enhanced teleport move, followed by a normal teleport move.  At the end of that I did hit her three more times, followed by a leg trap move.  That ended up doing almost 40% damage to her health.  Now we were even again.

        “Well I guess you do know what you are doing.”  I said.

        “No shit?  Ha ha.  You are going down Matt.”  Rainbow Dash said back.

        “Sure whatever you say.”  I said back.

        Rainbow then went on the offensive.  Combo after combo.  But I held my block down.  I was waiting for my X-ray attack to be ready.  Rainbow Dash did her long range ice attack.  After I blocked that, my X-ray meter was full.  I could have done more enhanced moves.  But I wanted her dead fast.  No way I was going without sex for three fucking days.  I teleported, she didn’t have her block held down.  I then did the same two punch combo into spear.  It worked again.  I jump hit her, and bounced her off the floor, and then teleported.  I kicked twice to keep her high enough in the air so I could land my X-ray combo.  Just before I was about to land the X-ray attack she did her breaker.  Fuck.  So close.

        Rainbow Dash then did her X-Ray combo and won the round.  Shit, no way she could get this good just by playing with Stewart.

        “Wow, please put up a fight.  I don’t want to embarasses you that much.”  Rainbow Dash said.

        “Yeah, yeah.  Keep talking shit.”  I said back.

        “Someone seems like they are feeling a bit stressed.”  Rainbow said.

        “FIGHT!”  The second round had began.

        I went straight to offensive mode.  No fucking around.  I jumped at her, then teleported as she tried to hit me.  Hit her once.  She didn’t block.  I then did another two hits, followed by the spear.  I bounced her up again, using my teleport to hit her,  then a enhanced one, followed by a normal teleport.  After i juggled her by kicking her in mid air.  I ended by hitting her with my two swords.  All in all it did 55% damage.  She wasn’t looking too good.

        “Damn it!”  She said.  “You will pay for that!”

        I did the flame attack right when she landed by my character so it would stun her.  Then I teleport and repeated the same move.  She seemed to have forgotten that she could use her breaker.  Or she was just saving up her super meter and decided to let me win the round.

        “Don’t say a fucking word Matt.”  Rainbow Dash said.

        “Word.”  I replied back.

        “You are going to lose this next round.”  She said coldly.

        “FIGHT!”  The final round has started.

        To say that I almost won this round would be a lie.  I got fucked up so badly.  She did three combos in a row and when I used my breaker, she completely ignored that and destroyed my chances at making a comeback.  The only good thing is that I hit her once.  So at least no flawless victory.

        “Well Matt.  I would tell you that you got OWNED but I think that is very clear to you.”  Rainbow Dash said.

        “Good game.”  I said back.

        “Haha, yeah, you would-  Wait what?”  Rainbow Dash asked.

“Good game.  We both tried our hardest, and I lost.  You are fun to play.  And actually a challenge.  Unlike some people”  I said smiling.  I figured the only thing that would piss her off would be me not being an asshole about losing.

“Main,  I get this feeling you are fucking with us.  Also, fuck you.”  Stewart said back.

“Yeah, well.  Being all nice and stuff isn’t going to get you out of the no sex for three days deal!”  Rainbow Dash said.

“Baby, I’ve gone a lot longer than three days without sex.  I’m more worried about Pinkie Pie.”  I said.

Pinkie was on the couch twitching.  I noticed her hair had gone flat.  This won’t go well.

“Well um... At least me and you can still do stuff Pinkie.  I mean unless Matthew minds..”  Fluttershy said.

Just then Pinkie sprung up and her hair became normal again.  Shit, it didn’t take her long to bounce back.

“Oh boy!  You are right Fluttershy!  Let’s go to Matt’s room and get started.  I’m going to need a long time in their to help get over not having Matt’s dick!”  Pinkie said, and then took Fluttershy in my room.

“Okay, admit it.  You fucking put her up to that.”  Stewart said.

“What?”  I said back.

“Come on.  ‘Oh no!  I’m not going to have Matt’s dick!’  Fucking bullshit.”  Stewart said back.

“You’re just mad because Pinkie respects my penis, more than Rainbow Dash respects yours.”  I said back.  “Which reminds me.  You didn’t choose your two slaves.”  I said.

“Well that’s because I’m looking at them.”  Rainbow Dash said.

“Oh motherfucker.”  Stewart said.

“I’m not doing gay stuff.”  I said.

“Huh?  What is wrong with you?  I’m not into that you freak.  Also the chores that Stewart makes me do at his house are so boring.  I’d rather you do them.  Also, you have to sleep over at Stewart’s house for the next three days so I can make sure you don’t break your promise.”  Rainbow Dash declared.

“Okay, first of all.  You aren’t into gay stuff?  I’ll let that one slide.  But sleeping over at Stewarts house?  I don’t fucking think so.”  I said back.

“I could always beat the shit out of you til you agreed with me.”  Rainbow Dash said.

“Wait.  Don’t I get a say in this?”  Stewart asked.

“No, you don’t slave.”  Rainbow Dash said.

“I don’t think the fact that you are now her slave matters.  I pretty much saw your relationship like this to begin with.”  I said.

“Can the first thing we do be kill Main.  I think that would make this go much smoother.”  Stewart said.

“No.  It’s about time for us to go back to Stewart’s house.  We got things to do.”  Rainbow Dash said.

She told the girls we were leaving and then we left.  This is going to be one hell of a night.