Chapter 12: Aftermath

I awoke with a headache.  God, what the hell happened last night?  I remember fucking over Stewart, like I do everyday.  Then I remember coming to my room with Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie.  Then we... Oh yeah.  I remember now.  I looked to my side and saw a naked Fluttershy and Pinkie.  They smelled like sweat and sex.  Great smell when mixed if you ask me.  They were embracing each other, breasts smashed together.  They looked so innocent if you forget the fact that they are naked... oh and if you forget what they did to me, and each other last night.  I couldn’t decide if I should wake them up, or stare a little longer.  All I knew is if I kept staring I would have to repeat last night, and although that sounds like fun, I may still be too tired from last night.

I carefully got up, trying my hardest not to wake them.  I put on a shirt, and some shorts.  I wonder if Stewart went home last night?  From the look that Rainbow Dash gave him, I doubt he got more then a few steps away from the couch before she tackled him.  Thankfully we don’t use that couch downstairs for much.  I went to the kitchen and got some toast, and orange juice.  Maybe I should go downstairs and see what remains of Stewarts virginity, or maybe I should wait until Fluttershy and Pinkie wake up and share the moment.  Well sharing is caring, so that sounds like the best idea.

Almost one pm.  Fuck it, I’ll call in a pizza.  That should wake everyone up.  I called the Pizza Hut, and ordered a large cheese pizza.  I still don’t know how the girls would react to meat.  Fuck, do I call them girls?  Or do I call them ponies?  Seems odd calling them girls since I remember them the most for being ponies.  Fuck it, they are girls now.  And they will stay that way until they return to Ponyville.  Shit, that was another depressing thought.  I’ve grown really close to them.  Well Rainbow Dash is a bit harder to get close to, but as they say, close enough.  If they were to leave now, God I would probably beg for them to take me with them.  I’m sure Stewart would do the same.  Odd how fast I’d give up this life, to be with the ponies, I mean the girls.  I wonder if they would even stay the same if they got sent back to their world.  Not going to lie, I would find it difficult to fuck a pony.

As I payed the Pizza Guy for the pizza, I heard Fluttershy and Pinkie come out from my room, and stand behind me.

“Thanks for the tip man.  I wish more people tipped like you, Enjoy your piz-”

“What?”  I asked

“Are they like hookers or something?”  He asked.

“What the fuck are you talking about.”  He then pointed behind me and I looked.

“Oh..  Yeah, they do that sometimes.  And no they aren’t fucking hookers man.  Well thanks for the pizza, have a good day”  I said then closed the door.

“Oh!  Is that Pizza?  Please, please, please be pizza.  I LOVE pizza!  I’ll do anything for a slice!  Wait, I already did just about everything last night.  So gimmie!”  PInkie then took the pizza box.  Well shit, there went twenty bucks.

“Um, I would like a slice.  Well, if it isn’t too much to ask for I mean.”  Fluttershy said.

“Here you go!  You must be hungry from last night huh?  We really brought out the wild side in you.  I mean you are so NOT shy in bed!”  Pinkie said.

“Um, yeah.. I guess it would seem that way..”  Fluttershy said.  Growing  more embarrassed by the second.

“Yeah, your wings got pretty, uh, how do I say this.  Pretty hard?”

“Oh yeah!  Of course they did.  All ponies with wings have that happen!  It means they are REALLY excited if you know what I mean!  She really liked it when you licked her-”

“Yeah, ha ha.  We get the picture Pinkie.  Hate to make Fluttershy anymore red then she already is.”

“Hey!  Where is Stewart and Rainbow Dash at?  Did they finally decide to fuck or what!”

“Remember what I said about that word.  Only say it during sex.”  I said.

“Oh yeah!  Sorry.  Jeez, did I sound like a sailer pony last night!”  Pinkie said.  And oh boy was she right.  “Still, I wonder where Stewart and Rainbow are.  They must of did something last night to be sleeping this late.”  Pinkie said.

“I’m sure if we try to have sex, he will wake up.”  I mumbled.

Stewart suddenly appeared from the kitchen.  He walked over to the pizza and got a slice.  Then went to the refrigerator and got a coke.  He returned to the living room, sat down on the couch, and ate his pizza.  Christ he must of had a fun time.

“Hey man, so how did losing your virginity go last night??”  I asked.

“Fuck you.”  He replied.

“Fuck Matt?  I’m pretty sure you fucked Rainbow Dash!”  Pinkie said.

“Oh for Christ’s sake.  Don’t start with me.”  Stewart said.

“Don’t you want to bring your lover down some pizza?  Or would you rather me do it?”  I asked.

“Good luck, have fun.  I tried to get up a few hours ago, and she just tackled me again and..  well I think you know the rest.”  Stewart said.

“Fine you baby.  I’ll go bring her some pizza.”  I said.

I got a plate and took a few slices of pizza down.  She can get her own coke from the refrigerator downstairs.  I went down the steps to the basement and saw that they pulled the bed out from the couch.  At least they didn’t have to sleep on the small couch, or on the floor.

I noticed Rainbows hair on one of the pillows.  She looked so calm when she was asleep.  I also saw her cloths on the floor.  Damn, they did do it didn’t they.  Fuck, finally.  Maybe now she will be happier.  I put the pizza down by the bed.  She started moving.  So I assumed she was awake.

Suddenly she jumped from the covers and got on me.  Her eyes were barely open, so her vision must of been pretty fucked up to mistake me for Stewart.

“Hey babe.  Back down so soon?  You must want some more.  I think I got the hang of this now.  I think I’m even ready for an-  Wait!  YOU AREN’T STEWART!”  She said.

“No shit.  Now do tell.  What you were going to do that starts with an A?  By any chance does end with an L?  You are quite the kinky girl in bed aren’t you?”  I asked.

*SMACK!*

“To say I wasn’t expecting that would mean I was a complete dumbass.”  I said.

“How dare you!  Why did you even come down here!  Oh no.  You saw me naked.  This is the worst thing ever.  Stewart told me what guys do when the imagine girls naked.”  She said.

“Yeah, yeah, yeah.  Don’t worry.  I have no need to jack off with Pinkie and Fluttershy here.  Now if you don’t mind.  Could you please get the fuck off.  Not that I don’t enjoy naked girls sitting on top of my dick, it’s just I don’t think Stewart would like it.

She quickly got up, and gave me another hard smack in the face.  That one hurt pretty damn bad.  Thankfully she missed my nose.

“Be glad you are Stewarts friend.  I would totally kick your ass if you weren’t.  Now if you don’t mind, I need to get dressed.  If you see me naked one more time it will be the end of you.”

“Baby, those are some tough words from a girl who’s downstairs looks kinda damp.”

“GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!”  She screamed, with a blush.  Still got it.

“Okay.  Don’t get your panties in a bunch.”  I said then went back upstairs.

I went back to the kitchen and took another coke, having already drank my other one pretty fast.  Then went to the living room where Pinkie, Fluttershy, and Stewart were sitting.

“Rainbow is up.”  I said.

“Yeah, we heard.  What did you do this time to piss her off.”  Stewart asked.

“Well, believe it or not.  It was kinda her fault this time.  She thought I was you and proceeded to mount me.  She realized that I was not you, and then got pissed.  I then became a sarcastic asshole and got slapped.  So pretty much everything went as expected.”  I explained.

“WAIT WHAT!?  She.. got on top of you?  How the fuck could she mistake you for me?  Jesus I’m not THAT fat.”  Stewart said.

“Yeah well,  What you get for being lazy.”  I said.

Rainbow Dash came upstairs and sat next to Stewart, and said nothing.  I assume she was still shaken up about me seeing her naked.  She looked pretty pissed off.  She did of course have a great body like all the other girls.  Another thing I am confused about.  All the girls have a perfect figure, great ass, and at least double D sized breasts.  And no bra.  Damn that must be hell for them.

“Hey Rainbow Dash.”

“Don’t talk to me.  You have Matt come downstairs to give me pizza.  I’m sure he told you what happened.”  Rainbow coldly replied.

“I was tired.  We didn’t get much sleep last night you know.  I think I have you to blame for that.  As for Matt, how the hell could you mistake him for me?”  Stewart asked.

“My eyes were blurry!  It’s not my fault!  Besides, I was really... you know.  So my body kinda made the decision for me.”  She said.

“For God’s sake, just kiss and make up already.”  I said.

“I’m still mad at you Matt!”  Rainbow said.

“Well I’m sorry you can’t contain your hornyness, but it isn’t like I wanted to be tackled by you.”  I said.

“Oh whatever!  You loved it.  I don’t think anyone would hate to be tackled by me.  I mean look at my body.  What’s not to love.”

“Oh go eat a dick.  You don’t look that great”  I said.

Everyone looked at me.  I think I even heard the birds stop chirping and stare into the house.

“Fine, you are hot.”  I admitted.

“See?  Just know that only Stewart gets me.  And no one else.  Also that means no one else gets you!  Hear that buster?  You are mine, and mine only.”  Rainbow said to Stewart.

“IM BORED.”  Pinkie suddenly shouted from the kitchen.

“Me and Fluttershy made out, now I don’t know what else to do.”

“And Suddenly my attention has been averted from the situation at hand.”  I said.

“Yeah me too.  I think I’ve proved my point Matt.  So what do you wanna do Pinkie?”  Rainbow asked.

“How about we go play on the Nintendo downstairs!  We can eat the rest of the pizza and have a girl’s only time!  No boys allowed!”  Pinkie said, and all the girls went to the basement.

“What the fuck just happened Stewart.”  I said.

“I think we just got ditched for a Nintendo, and half a pizza.”  Stewart said.

“Seems like you are right.  Well, what do you want to do?”  I asked.

“Well been awhile since me and you hung out.  Want to go to a restaurant.  I don’t think a slice of pizza is going to hold me over.  I also doubt that we will get anymore.”

“Yeah.  Pinkie probably ate it all by now.”  I said, and then chuckled.  “So what did you have in mind?”  I asked.

“Hell, I’m up for anything.”  He said.

“Chinese it is then.”  I said.

We quickly got into his car, and drove to the small chinese restaurant that we had been to once before.  Seemed like something else crazy happened after we went there.  Seems to escape my brain what it was.

When we arrived I ordered Chop Suey.  And Stewart got some weird dish I had never heard of.  We picked a booth at the back of the small restaurant.

“Hey Matt.  I don’t think theses people trust in our self righteous suicide.”  Stewart said.

“Yeah.  Maybe we should ask them if they are cool.”  I said then laughed.  (Yeah, I make inside jokes that only one person reading this will understand.  Wanna fight about it?)

“So, how did it go with Pinkie and Fluttershy?”  Stewart asked.

“Oh you know.  Could barely stand up, was light headed from lack of blood to the brain.”  I replied.

“Yeah I know what you mean.  I swear to God they have a higher sex drive than us.”  Stewart said.

“Seems that way.  Even Fluttershy wanted more then I could of possibly given her.”  I said.

“Good excuses.”  Stewart said.

“Oh fuck you.  Like you could keep up with Rainbow Dash.”

“Yeah, true.  You got me there.”  Stewart said

After we got done with the food we went back home and played Mortal Kombat on the Xbox.  The girls finally came from upstairs and it looked as though Rainbow beat them at whatever game they decided to play.

“Where did you guys go?”  Rainbow asked.

“To get some food.  Chinese food actually.”  Stewart said.

“Oh, cool.  I just kicked some ass on the Nintendo!  I beat Fluttershy and Pinkie at every game you have down there”  Rainbow said.  “I’m sure I could beat Matt at them also.”

“Is that a challenge?”  I asked.

“I bet I could beat you on whatever this game is also.”  Rainbow said.

“Shit Matt.  You have to defend your Mortal Kombat honor.”  Stewart said.

“You’re on.”