Chapter 28: It's Happening

“Dude, I think you’re house is fucked up.”  Stewart says

“No shit asshole.  It doesn’t normally have a fucking hole in the roof.”  I said.

“Calm your fatass down, I didn’t fucking call on a light from space God to come and hit her.”  Stewart said.

“Space God?  I think I’m blaming the new and slightly improved Celestia.”  I said.

Celestia still remained semi-human, but now had some new ‘improvements’.  A very elegant pair of wings hung off her back, and a horn protruded from her head.  Her stunning body was of course left alone.

“I think she has changed for the worse.  Now she can do magic, and fly.  Shit’s fucking scary.”  Stewart said.

“You have a point.”  I said, looking at her laying on the floor.

“So... is she dead?”  Stewart asked.

“WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!”  Twilight shouted.

“What, like poke her with a stick?  I have a cane in the closet.  Will that do?”  I asked.

“HOW WOULD THAT HELP?”  Twilight asked with tears in her eyes.

“I don’t know.  I’ve always wanted to poke something with a stick.”  I said.

“I think the power has knocked her out.  Suddenly becoming a god is probably a very frightening experience, and tiring, like I am.”  Stewart said, yawning.

“Are we still going to buck her?”  Rainbow asked.

“Are you on a sex offender list in your world?  Because if you’re not, I think you should be.”  I said.

“I don’t know Rainbow...”  Twilight said.  I guess not even her mentor, and Rainbow’s ‘princess’ getting struck with light from the sky can sober either of them up.

“Stewart, did we do a bad job?”  I asked him.

“What the fuck are you talking about?”  Stewart asked back.

“Like, I feel like we raised them wrong.  They’re talking about fucking a sleeping girl.  I feel like we did a bad job.”  I said.

“We didn’t raised them.  If anything we corrupted them, and then fucked them.”  Stewart said.

“When you put it that way, it’s sexier.”  I said.

“We’re fucked up people.”  Stewart said.

“Yeah, but not as fucked up as that.”  I said, pointing at the rape happening.

Rainbow was sitting on top of Celestia’s face, pressing her apparently dripping pussy into Celestia’s slightly ajar mouth,  and Twilight was rubbing her dripping women hood on Celestia’s, while facing Rainbow Dash.  They started to make-out after a few seconds of pure bliss.  Saliva dripping from their mouth as they continued the relentless, passionate kissing.

“Please wake up.  Please wake up.  Please wake up.”  I kept saying.

“Why the fuck would you want her to wake up?  Then this would stop.  Why would you want this to stop?”  Stewart asked.

“Either Celestia wakes up, gets super into it, and this becomes great.  Or Celestia wakes up confused, and disturbed, and this becomes funny.  Both are good options,” I said.

“Guys, what if she’s hurt?”  Pinkie asked, suddenly appearing right by us.  Leave it to Pinkie to be the sane one in this situation.

“Y-yeah... I don’t think this is a good idea,” Fluttershy peeped from behind Pinkie.

“Well they do have a point.”  Stewart said.  “That would make this all very sad, and disturbing.”

“This is already kinda disturbing, but it somehow found a way to be hot too.  I think it’s all the vagina rubbing.”  I said.

Rainbow had both of Twilight’s breast in her hands.  Twilight found herself in a moment of pure bliss.  She was shaking and whimpering, clearly getting close to orgasm.  Somehow in Twilight’s ecstasy, she found the will to start slowly rubbing Rainbow’s clit, while Rainbow was still slowly humping at Celestia’s face.

“Normally I’d be super into this, but my head hurts because I’m not currently sleeping.”  I said.

“Yeah, how do you think we should end th-” Stewart started.

Twilight and Rainbow dash suddenly started to levitate above Celestia.  I noticed her horn was glowing.  Oh fuck, it’s true, she’s got magic now.  Ain’t that some shit?

“That’s quite enough you two.  Now I don’t know what possessed you and caused you to do something this... disturbed, but it’s time to put an end to it.”  She said as she sat them down.  It seems like magical Celestia is the ultimate sobering experience for ponies, as all of their drunken behavior seemed to stop there, but it still did nothing to wake me up.

“We’re sorry Celestia.”  They both sad, faces pointed down, clearly embarrassed.  It seemed like they got caught trying to steal a cookie before dinner, rather than rapeing their ruler.

“For more than molesting your ruler I hope.  You also tried to get me to drink that horrible tasting liquid, even though it clearly causes people to lose their senses.”  Celestia continued.  Damn, she was actually kinda pissed off.  I could feel authority wafting off of her.  “Further more, you all need to apologize to Fluttershy for treating her like... a bottle.  Why would you even do that?”

“I guess for one we couldn’t find a bottle.”  Rainbow Dash said, nervously smiling, and scratching her head.  Twilight smacked her on the head.

They apologized to Fluttershy, and promised they would never do it again. (Yeah, that’s fucking bullshit).

“So...”  Stewart said, trying to break the awkwardness.  “I think I’m going to go to bed.”  He said and slowly made his way to the guest bedroom.

“Yeah... I now have a hole in my fucking house, a God-like winged human-pony thing living with me, and more liquor down the drain.  I think it’s time to call it a night.”  I said, yawning and making my way back to my room.

Celestia tapped me on my shoulders as I was about to enter my room.

“I understand your exhaustion, but I would like to have a quick chat with you.”  She said, sounding very neutral.  Oh god, is this how it ends?

“That depends.  Is it a normal chat, or a bitching chat?  Because I’m in no mood to be bitched at.”  I said, testing my luck.  Fuck it, if I can’t sleep, may as well die.

“None of the sort, I just want to discuss living, and sleeping conditions, as well as how I think we should carry on the search for tomorrow.  As much as I don’t approve of my pon- subjects, sleeping with you.  I can’t imagine us sleeping in your basement for very much longer.”  She said.

I continued my way into my room.  I sat on my bed, and she sat near me.

“I guess I understand your hesitation with letting them sleep with us.  Seeing as what you think is going to happen probably will.”  I said.

“I figured as much.”  She said, sighing.

We sat in silence for a few minutes.  I guess trying to come up with something to say, or figure out how to best word our next statements.  But, yet again, all of this was interrupted.  Because apparently my life just isn’t fuckin’ interesting enough.

*SLAM*  My front door was heard flying open.  I could hear the paint chips, and bits of wall hit the tile.

Celestia and I ran out of my room and to the front door.

“SISTER!”  The women in front of us exclaimed.  “I’ve finally found you!  We have- ... Why are you in the nude sister?  I was informed that it was custom to be clothed while on this world.

Celestia was clearly at a loss for words.

“Who is this by you?”  She asked.

She stood about average height.  Dark black, and blue hair sat atop of her head.  She wore a skin hugging black shirt, with skinny dark blue jeans.  Her body was as amazing as all the others, because why the fuck not?

“I just don’t care anymore.”  I said

They all looked at me.

“Just fuck it.  Fucking use to be ponies just falling out the goddamn sky, ruining my house and shit.  Just fuck it, I’m going to sleep.  And I’m going to wake up tomorrow and get roped into doing shit that I just would rather not do.”  Yes I was tired.  I was still sulking on as I kept making my way to my room.  I collapsed on my bed, and sleep overtook me quickly.  Tomorrow was going to be annoying, and interesting.  But mostly annoying.