Chapter 7: Lets get to know eachother

The car ride back to my house didn’t take long seeing as I only lived a few blocks away from the park.  When we arrived at my house I made food that I figured they would enjoy.  I made sure to keep away from meats.  I didn’t want them freaking out if they didn’t know that humans ate meat.

        After I got done preparing the Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches, we all sat down and ate.  Stewart and I found ourselves staring at Rainbow Dash’s wings.  They are pretty cool.  I can’t deny that.  I kinda wished I had wings so I could fly around.  While we were eating we reflected on the events that had passed.  Me finding Pinkie Pie.  Calling Stewart and finding Rainbow Dash.  I left out the part where Pinkie and I made out.  I figured that was for the best.  We also figured out that Rainbow Dash remembered waking up in the park.  She said she hid in the tree upon seeing people walking around.

“That’s probably for the best.  You didn’t want people to see yours wings.”  I said.

Knowing that if anyone saw her.  It would of definitely caused an uproar.

        After we finished eating everyone sat down in the living room.  Rainbow Dash sat next to Stewart, and Pinkie sat next to me.  And the most awkward silence set in.  No one had anything new to say really.

        “Fuck!”  Stewart suddenly yelled.

        “What does fuck mean?”  Rainbow Dash asked.  Son of a bitch.  It’s starting all over again.

        “Nothing.  Just don’t use it.”  I said quickly.  Although I wondered if cursing really fit her style.  I mean she wasn’t anywhere near as girly as Pinkie was.  But still.  I couldn’t help but wonder.  After seeing Rainbow Dash’s wings I was pretty much convinced that Pinkie was actually telling the truth.  No way in hell that her wings were normal.  So ponies are real.  Well the ones from the show I mean.  This is all types of cool.  I can’t deny that.

“What are you all worried about Stewart?”  I asked.

“I missed work dude!  I need to be at work in like one hour.  And I still need to take my shower.  I’ll take Rainbow Dash back to my house.  And then I’ll go to work.”

“Why don’t you just leave her here?  What if she gets bored.  And besides I’m sure Pinkie and Rainbow still need to get caught up on stuff.”

“Well after walking in on your little “Human Relations”  session, I don’t need you to have a threesome version.  And besides I figure you would only want one pony at a time.  Since we are probably going to find more.  We can just split them.  Three each.  Makes sense?”

“Wait.  Human Relations?  What are you talking about Stewart?”  Rainbow quickly butted in.

“Oh!  That was fun.  Matt, after they leave we should do that again!  And then I can bake cupcakes after words!  I have a secret ingredient I want to try out.  It might put you out for a while though...”

“I’m fucked.”

“What the buck are they talking about Stewart!”  Rainbow Dash added.  It was apparent she really wanted to know what the hell we were talking about.

“HA!  That’s the word I was looking for to replace fuck with for ponies in this story!  Damn why couldn’t I of thought of that earlier.”

“HEY!  Breaking the fourth wall is my job Matt.  YOU GOT THAT BUSTER!”

“Yes Pinkie..”

“Wait do they still call it the fourth wall in stories?  Or is that only in movies and plays?”

“Well Stewart I assume it is in both.  Would make sense.  I mean what else are you going to call it?”

“Yeah thats true.”

“WHAT IN CELESTIAS NAME ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!  AND WHAT HUMAN RELATIONS WHERE MATT AND PINKIE DOING.  AND WHAT IS A HUMAN?”

“AND STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!  THAT’S MY JOB!  YOU ARE CONFUSING THE READER!”

“Hey guys.  Carlos here just to tell Matt that molesting ponies is my job.  So back the fuck off Matt.”

“Wait...what!?  Carlos get out of here.  Don’t you have Pony rule 34 to be downloading?”

“Oh..yeah you are right.  I should probably go reorganize my porn folders.  Have fun with the ponies and shit.  Oh and PUT ME IN YOUR FUCKING STORY AS MORE THAN JUST RANDOM COMEDIC RELIEF.  Besides no one other then me and Stewart are going to get this reference.”

Okay.  After whatever you would fucking call that.  Back to Rainbow Dash’s confusion about Pinkie and my sexual explorations.

“Can someone please, just explain to me what Pinkie and Matt did.  If he hurt her.  I’m going to pound him!”

“Oh silly Rainbow Dash!  He didn’t hurt me.  He just made me feel all weird down in my special place!”

“HE DID WHAT!”  Rainbow screamed.

“Oh Fuck.  Stewart, for the love of all that is holy.  Help me.”

“Okay Rainbow, it’s time to take to my house.  I think things will turn ugly soon if we keep allowing things to come out.”  Stewart said trying to defuse the situation.  Hopefully this would work.

“Oh it’s okay Rainbow Dash.  It didn’t hurt.  And I enjoyed what he did!  Besides, I gotta say i kinda caused most of it.  I guess my “Fun Bags” as they call them are just too hard to resist!”  Pinkie giggled out, and then proceeded to molest herself again.  We need to get her a vibrator.  That can’t be healthy for her to molest herself when with her friends.

“I don’t know what to think.  I think that I should stay here to make sure Matt doesn’t do it again.  But then again, if you enjoyed it.  I guess I’ll just let Pinkie have her fun.”  Rainbow Sighed.  She seemed to be visibly upset by the whole situation.  I could understand why.  But it almost looked as though she was feeling lonely.  Maybe she needs someone to show her some love.  I’m sure Stewart will take care of that.  Oh God.  Bad thought.  Leave my head at once.

“Ok Stewart.  I’ll just go home with you.  You better have something fun and challenging to keep my attention!  Seems like you guys are chumps.”  Rainbow Dash challenged.

“Okay.  When I get back.  You, me, Gears of War 3.  You are going down.!”  Stewart said.  Oh this should be good.

“Explain this “Gears of War” when we get to your house.  I bet I could completely buck you up in it!”

“You don’t know what you are getting yourself into.  You are going to get owned.”  Stewart said as they were leaving my house.  Well sounds like they are going to have some fun.  Jesus, I wonder what me and Pinkie are going to do.  Well I think I know what SHE will want to do.

“Hey Pinkie.  I think I’m going to go take a shower.  You keep yourself entertained.  I’ll be back in about half an hour or so.”  Yes I take long showers. (No not because of that... well sometimes because of that.)  I needed to think about the events that have occurred.  And I really didn’t smell too good.

I walked into my room.  Got some clean clothes and towels and made my way into the bathroom.  I set the clothes down on the counter, along with the towels and got undressed.  I made my way into the shower and turned on the water.  Set it to blazing hot and proceeded to clean a few days worth of sweat and dirt off my body.

Jesus this has been the some of the weirdest fucking days in my life.  I have to admit.  I’m glad they appeared in a human form.  This just wouldn’t be the same if they were Ponies.  And by same, I mean they wouldn’t have nice tits.  I’m a guy.  What can I say.  After washing my hair.  I heard the door open.  Oh this can’t be good.  Oh who am I kidding.  This should be great.

“Um Matt.  I need to take a shower also.  So if you could just make some room please.  That would be nice!”  Pinkie said as she took off her cloths.

“Hey, don’t you think we should you know wait turns?  Save some embarrassment or whatever haha.”  I managed to stutter out.  What can I say.  I’m not comfortable showing my body to bubbly girl with a tainted mind, and a great body.  This can’t end well.

“Oh don’t be a silly willy!  It will be faster!  And besides.  More time for you to try out my cupcakes!  I don’t think that Rainbow would mind if I just had some fun with you!  Besides you like it too hehe!”  She giggled out.  Well this should be fun.

She pulled back the shower curtain and then stepped in.  And well what can I say.  Her breasts are at least a double D if not bigger.  She had a great waist.  Not extremely slim.  But nowhere near fat.  I mean what can you expect for a girl who makes and eats cupcakes for a living.  I couldn’t see her ass.  But from what I could see of her hips.  It was perfection.  She wore a grin of that just reeked of mischief.  Her cheeks were red with either embarrassment, or from being turned on.  Maybe even both.  She slowly eyed me from top to bottom.  Now I am no where near skinny.  But I’m not completely obese.

“So I’m not a expert on humans.  But from what I can tell.  You are pretty happy I decided to help you with your shower.”  She giggled.

“Yeah well what can I say.  You are very attractive.”  I shyly let out.  And boy was I happy to see her if you catch my drift.

“Well Matt, why don’t you help a attractive girl, out and wash my back for me”  Pinkie stated with excitement.  She was really looking forward to me “Washing” her.

“Well here goes nothing.”

I got the soap.  I decided not to use my body wash.  Manly smells and her would not mix.  I got my hands lathered up.  And slowly put them on her back while she had her ass facing me.  And I had to resist the urge to just take her right then and there.  She let out a slight sigh of pleasure as I went over her breasts.  I took my time washing the busty lumps.  They were so squishy, and inviting.  I could have washed them forever.  And to tell you the truth, I don’t think Pinkie would have cared.  I made my way down to her stomach, and at that point I pressed myself into her.  Making skin contact.  I wrapped my arms around her and slowly massaged her thighs.  I may be fat.  But I am 6’0.  She felt pretty small to me.  But I love shorter girls.  She was really moaning now.  She put her hands over mine.  And guided them to her center.  I slipped in a finger and that really set her off.  She took my other arm and placed it on her right breast.  From what I could see she was biting her lip in ecstasy.  I don’t think she was getting ready to climax.  But it wouldn’t surprise  me if she was close.  She was rubbing her ass over me also while struggling with her pleasuring shower experience.  After a maybe half a minute of this I decided to slip in my other finger.  This really set her off.  She couldn’t even comprehend the pleasure that was going through her body now.  That’s when I felt her shiver.  Her climax had started and boy could I tell.  Her moans, and screams of pleasure filled the bathroom, and my house no doubt.  Hopefully no poor kid and their parent were outside trying to sell Girl Scout cookies.  She fell into my arms after her orgasm subsided.

“I don’t think I feel like making cupcakes anymore.”  She stated on the verge of falling asleep.  I couldn’t help but laugh at that.  Even after seducing me into fingering her.  She still found a way to sound innocent.

“I’m going to get us dried off, then we are going to go to bed Pinkie.  Sound good?”

“But it’s only 4:30.  Isn’t that a bit early for bed?”  She asked still on the verge of falling asleep in my arms.

“It’s ok.  Let’s just call it a nap.  After I’m done cleaning the bathroom, I’ll come back, and we can cuddle.  Sound good?”

“That sounds perfect!  Please don’t take long Matt.”  Pinkie said with a loving tone in her voice.

After I put the towels and dirty clothes in the correct hampers.  I was almost ready to climb into bed with the still naked Pinkie.  But sadly I heard a knock on the door.  Who the hell could that be?  Better not be some fucking salesman.

I made my way to the door and looked out the window.  It was one of the neighbors.  One I actually liked.  I decided it would be ok to answer the door.

“Hello!”  I said happily.

“Hello Matthew.  I don’t know if you noticed but there is something in your tree in your backyard.

“You don’t say?  What is it?  Can you tell?”

“Well not from the angle that I could see.  But I thought I would tell you.  I would come back with you to help you investigate, but I have things to do today.  Just thought I would let you know.  Have a good day Matthew!”

“Thanks for the heads up.  Have a good day.”  I said then waved.  Oh God now what is it.

I walked past my kitchen, and to the back doors in my dining room.  I made my way out barefooted into my backyard.  Shit, now I’ll have to wash my feet again.  What the hell could this be.

I looked up in the tree.  And at first I didn’t see anything.  But then at the very top I could see something.  A girl!  She had on a yellow shirt with butterflies on it.  Pink hair, but not in the way Pinkies was styled.  Wait.  Can that be?...