Changeling Slave Goo

Two years earlier~

"Celestia, Operation Night-Edge has failed. The rebel population has overwhelmed the royal guard, and destroyed squad Raven-Slash. We have lost all hope on the battle for the Red Rock Road." Your scout and Battlefield advisor told you. He didn't know your little trick.

"Go to the royal barracks, and get Shining Armour. Say to him: 'The Red must be Dead." Go, adviser. Go with haste."

As he scampered off, you close your eyes and bring your hooves together. The future of Canterlot rests on Edgy McKorukajin.

"So, Shining Armour... what does the will of Celestia wish me to do?" Edgy McKorukajin quickly spoke. He was wiping the blood of his recently used katana. He lifted the blade with his magic, his horn glowing a blood red. He inspected the sword's handle, which led to a flame pattern and skulls.

"Well, Edgy McKorukajin, we need you do go and secure Red Rock Road, and scout the area, before destroying the rebellion..." Shining was interrupted by Edgy

"Just give me a name, and a place. I'll handle the rest." He rasped out, his deep voice booming.

He slowly slid off the chair he was on, holstering the katana. "I'll be in Red Rock Road, then. See you later." Time to show some upstarts who is boss...

He rushed through the arch-way, skewering a rebel in the side, and casting him away like a hooker and a condom. The twenty other rebels look back to Edgy McKorukajin, all clad in deep blue metal armour.

Edgy McKorukajin slowly smirked, before swirling the blade around his head. "Come get some."

One of the rebels, most likely the leader, used his telekinesis to levitate a arming sword, and pointed it at Edgy McKorukajin. "Red team, charge!"

Five of the rebels quickly galloped to revenge their fallen comrade, and Edgy charged to meet them. He deflected the two hits from the first two ponies, before slicing their throats, and casting a fire ball, eliminating the other two. The last one ran away.

The leader blew a whistle, and fifty more soldiers arrived. "You have met your demise!" The leader cried, lifting his sword to charge.

Edgy McKorukajin smiled, flicking his katana one more time. "I am not one mere person... I am many."

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Edgy McKorukajin deflected the attacks, dodged the retaliations and slaughtered the stunned opponents. Soon, only three ponies were left. The leader, and two others. Before the two lower soldiers could attack however, the leader pushed his way in front.

"You little shit, I will teach you who is boss!" He roared, before springing towards Edgy McKorukajin. His deep red fur glowed with a bright yellow sheen, magic pouring out from his horn, as he shoved the sword at Edgy. Edgy stepped back, parrying the blow, and swinging his katana in a arc around him. The leader jumped over it, landed in a crouch and delivered a quick kick to his legs. Edgy McKorukajin buckled, dropping his sword. "Stupid fucker, I am Foxen Icarus, you can't stop m-"

Edgy swiped his katana up, cutting Foxen Icarus's cheek and eye, before unleashing a wave of pure energy that send him flying. One of the rebels then clunked Edgy over the head with his hoof, as more rebels appeared.

"Urgh...." The black and red alicorn muttered, before collapsing.

"Princess, the rebel force has been forced back to Fall Mountains, and the major section of their pony forces have been broken." Your war advisor told you.

You turned to your war time strategist. "What is their next actions likely to be?" You ask to the red stallion.

"W-well, Princess, they have two options they are likely to take. They could either spread their forces thin and launch a attack on all small settlements, or they could retreat to Fall Mountains and regather their forces. They are likely to do the latter."

You nod, and turn to the War advisor. "What do you think we should do?"

He smiled. "I say we cut them off from Equestria, surrounding them as much as we can. Then we can slowly seep their resources and income of troops, and attack at a later date."

You merely grunted. "You heard him."

Suddenly, the war room was filled with rushing ponies and orders. You cast your eye over a piece of secret information.

Code name Red-Black....

"I thought you were unstoppable?" Shining asks, helping you up.

You dust yourself off, and sheath your katana. "I was got by a cheap shot..."

Shining laughs. "I got the baddies, don't worry."

You glare at him, willing for him to combust. When nothing happens, you go off to mate with every mare in Equestria.

Present~

You click your claws, propping a overly large tent with golden frills all over it up. You look at Rainbow Dash struggling with hers, and prepare to use your magic. As you release the spell, the metal poles become rubber.

"DISCORD!" She screams at you.

You fly away, giggling like a little girl. You soar above the clouds, hiding in a fluffy white one. Poking your head out, you scan your eyes over the horizon, and rest them on a approaching shape. You slowly pull out your yellow eye, causing it to zoom in on the shape. You spy a horn, wings... a katana....

It has begun. Edgy McKorukajin was slowly scaling down the forest / Cliff face, seemingly stopping every so often to smell the air. You lay there, thinking of how to handle this. Twilight wasn't meant to see him yet! She had to try and attack him!

Still, the later the better. You decide to solve it with a simple wind change, causing the smells of your party to arch and lead him to the East.

SOLVED!