Chapters It was a bright morning and the ponies were at play. Many of them browsed the market, buying and sharing stories, and the small children were at play. The mane 6 were out and about, taking in the summer scent, as the bright sun loomed over head. The grass was moist with morning dew and the scent of apples hung in the air.
"Girls, Celestia needs us to go and check the planes near Canterlot." Twilight told her friends, as they sat at a table.
Rainbow Dash, Rarity and Fluttershy tilted their heads at her, whilst Pinkie jumped on the spot.
Applejack calmly spoke to Twilight. "Well, sugar-cube, why'd the princess want us to do that?" She asked.
Twilight merely shrugged at them, then showed them the scroll she received last night. "She says it is nothing important, she just wants us to check around for some residue dark magic. Apparently a experiment in Canterlot went wrong, and they have cleaned it up, but they want us to take a look."
Rainbow Dash blew her hair out of her face, and gave Twilight a look of exasperation. "That sounds super boring."
Twilight ignored the comment. "However, we all don't have to go, as it won't take long. I'll go myself to scour the evil magic, and Fluttershy plus Rainbow will come to help me look for anything odd."
Fluttershy squeaked internally. She didn't want to go, she just wanted to stay at home with her lovely little Angel, and cuddle him... maybe more. Fluttershy blushed at the thought of beastiality, knowing it was frowned upon. She couldn't help but let her mind wonder at times though, and sometimes did naughty things whilst she tried to sleep.
"Oh Angel..." She whispered to herself...
Celestia looked at you with a frown. "Discord, the least you could do is help them."
You merely shrugged, giving her a face of innocence. "What did I do, Princess?"
Celestia slammed her hoof down onto the floor, cracking the marble in the throne room. The last of the nobles rushed out in fear. You now know you have two options: Be meek and accept your fate, or annoy her and run the risk of being extinct...
Well, no pain, no gain!
"Celestia, you still haven't explained~" You whisper to her, winking.
Celestia goes all quiet, warning you of a incoming shit storm. "Discord, it was YOU that tampered with the experiment, it was YOU that let the darkness grow, it was YOU who covered the floor with bubble soap to help it escape, and it was YOU that sheltered it from our army!"
You smirk, and float closer to her. "It was also me that destroyed it. I bet you told Twilight that your precious mages solved it, eh?" You let out the 'Eh?' with a feeling of satisfaction as she turns bright red. "But, I guess you have convinced me. I shall help them wipe the rest of it out." You quickly peck her on the cheek, and teleport before she could roast you. Perhaps if you were there to push Twilight along, everything would go... smoother?
Time will tell.
"Ugh, how far is this place?" Rainbow Dash asks in her high pitched tone.
Twilight started to grind her teeth, swearing to Celestia she will destroy her. "Like I said twenty times already, a FEW minutes!"
Rainbow Dash held up her hooves. "Alright, Purple, keep your flank co- woah."
The arguing duo and Fluttershy all came to a stop, staring at the horde of changelings. All of them were identical, except for one. This changeling was taller, stronger and more shiny than the others, with his exo-skeleton glinting in the sun. His horn was jagged, and his wings were battered. He had a spear attached to his side, and his hooves had metal boots on them. He slowly stepped forward, choosing his steps carefully. He was agonisingly slow as he approached Twilight, wearing a look that showed nothing but mere interest. Slowly, he ran a tongue around his lips, and spoke.
"We are sorry, but you were just at the wrong place at the right time." His gravelly voice penetrated the silence, causing fear to burrow into each pony.
Suddenly, they were swarmed by thousands of changelings. The silence was not the only thing to be penetrated.
You skip through the glades of grass, giggling to yourself as you turn solid oak trees into floppy versions of themselves. Thank god you could get away from Celestia in time. You look over at the three ponies, being ravaged by the last of the changelings. All according to plan! You laugh to yourself as the insects spray their seed and rush off to catch up with their comrades. The girls would be out of it for a while...
You shrug, summoning a cloud of lemonade and lifting it over them, shaking the drink onto the rape victims.
"Don't want you little girls to get anyone infected! Heheheh..."
Your plan was going smoothly. Soon you will unleash the news of dear AppleJack, Rarity and Pinkie Pie on them.
But for now, you must wait.
Twilight groans awake, her head's pounding only equal to the one in her anus. She quickly curls into a small ball, softly crying.
"Oh princess, this is no way to act!" Discord mocking tells Twilight.
"I-I was raped...." She mumbles, unable to deal with the fact. She heard Fluttershy awaken, and Rainbow Dash moan about something happening again. All of these sounds were deaf on her purple ears, though.
"Well, at least you lost your virginity? Look, something worse is about to happen." Discord breathes in, slowly sinking into himself. "Changeling semen causes a pony to transform, become a... sex slave. Usually one does of ejaculation would take a year to make you transform, but seeming as you were plastered, and I mean fully covered, it will probably only take a week. At most." He rushes out, and looks down. "That sight almost made me cum." He folds his hands over his nether regions.
Twilight looks at the bright faced Discord.
"L-look, I got something to do. Wake your friends and tell them the news." He quickly forces out these words, before teleporting.
Several minutes later, Twilight had briefed Rainbow and Fluttershy, and had begun to head home, before Discord appeared.
"Twilight, where do you think you are going?"
"H-home. We gotta find a cure..." She Murmured.
"Well, I took the liberty and checked. Only one cure, and it is risky. You might lose your life in the process, and I will be honest..." He looks left and right. "It might involve some walking."
Twilight tilts her head. "Go on...?"
Discord cleared his throat, and brought a map of Equestria down from nowhere. "We are HERE!" He told them, shouting like a commander. His riding crop in his hand that appeared out of no-where was pointing to some planes on the east of canterlot. He slowly dragged it to a spot on the Fall Mountain range. "And we need to get HERE! I estimate that at a marching pace, we can make it within 3 days! There might be a few problems on the way, though..."
Twilight raises a hoof, before squinting at Discord. "Why do we need to go there?"
Discord sweeps his paw across the air. "Good question, Princess! There are rumours of a powerful piece of clothing that cures any pony that wears it. It is guarded by a great being of power."
Rainbow Dash placed her hoof onto her chin in thought. "Couldn't we just send the royal guard?"
The draconquus giggles and pats her head. "Silly Dash, local tribes of Minotaurs have treaties there! If Celestia was to send a army, then we would have a uprising!"
The lord of chaos then snapped his fingers, bringing everyone onto their hooves. "I will teleport and gather supplies we will need, while you lot walk... over... there!" He yelled, pointing towards the North, at a mountain range. "Go go go!" He ordered, before going back to Canterlot.
As his mother always said, timing was everything.
Far above the cloud line, in between Fall Mountains, rested a smallish wooden hut. Inside this wooden hut laid one of the few alicorns in existence. He had a odd name, one uttered by the shadows and scum of Equestria. He was renowned in the underworld as a great fighter, a unstoppable magician and a fierce lover. He had never known true love, and had always been assigned to guard the garment of healing. For that was his purpose. Few knew he really existed.
Few knew Edgy McKorukajin.
Discord dumped the bag onto Twilight. "We have two tents, a week supply of food, a couple of weapons, some spare stuff and a chicken!"
The bag clucked.
"What." Said Dash, giving a blank stare.
Up ahead, Fluttershy flew past the rocks of the mountain path, looking ahead for her friends. She knew how bad the trail could get with things like rocks and debris from the local tribes. As she landed in a tree, she watched the trio walk up the path. She didn't want to do this. She didn't want a changeling to ravage her body like a fat Mexican man does to a lawn. She didn't even know what a Mexican was. She felt the sickening semen of the Changelings boil inside her, heating her various sexual organs and throat, filling her with the desire to mate with one again.
Discord glanced at Fluttershy, watching her mind be corrupted. He let the other two trudge ahead, before lifting his hand to Fluttershy, and casting a sickly yellow spell onto her.
"That should keep you contained..."
Several minutes later, the group had stumbled upon a obstacle. The cliff next to the path had collapsed, eliminating the path.
Twilight sat down, looking at the map. "We could try to cross here, or take another route. The other route will extend our journey by two hours or so, and we will need to go through a forest..." She looked at Discord. "Well?"
Discord lifted a claw, and opened his mouth. "The obvious answer is to fly, you silly pony! We all have wings here!" He giggled, before taking off and flying over the broken path. Rainbow Dash quickly flew past him, and they had a small race, all the while Twilight slowly stumbled in the air. Fluttershy kept up with her, making sure she didn't fall. As soon as the group landed however, a rock slid off the mountain and smacked Twilight on the back. The force of the jagged rock caused her bag to rip open, and she fell down. She tumbled and stumbled, falling off the cliff and grasping the rock edge. Nothing fell out of the bag, save for a small plastic bag.
"MY CHEETOS!" Yelled Rainbow Dash, as she zoomed to get them, leaving only Discord and Fluttershy to save her.
"Well... I can't help, you don't think I'm a 'friend'." Discord stated, floating on the spot. He summoned a bag of popcorn and began eating.
Fluttershy sighed, and used her feeble strength to pull up Twilight. As they stood on the edge, the wind whipped their hair around as they stared into each others eyes. Twilight was fuelled by love and passion, and Fluttershy was driven on by lust she couldn't sense. Each one yearned to kiss, and to have consensual sex for the sole purpose of love, yet did not know if the other one would accept it. Eventually, Twilight let out a simple thanks, and the band of ponies plus a god continued on.
My my my... how sensual.
You quickly look away from the two soon-to-be-lovers, hoping you won't spoil anything for the readers. This wasn't quite to plan, but it helped. A lot. You lazily cast a eye at Rainbow Dash, who was back pedalling through the air, resting the bag of munchies on her stomach. You summoned a small folder of notes on the Guardian of the Fedora of Healing, giving a glance over at the drawing of him. The one with no apparent name. You look over his large black feathers with a shiny sheen on them, and his long, narrow and pointy horn. You lift the page to your nose and take a deep whiff.
Smells like...
Bronies.
You sharpened your katana. You have tightened your crossbow strings. You have fixed your armour.
You have even packed your supplies.
You sit in your hut, leaning over a small pot of greenish-blue liquid, watching your hoof greaves soak in the concoction. You let out a gentle snort, and slowly fish them out with some tongs, leaving them to dry outside. You stick your snout into the air, breathing in the mountain air. Changeling goop, Village dwellers and... pumpkins. Just like before. You slide on your scabbard, making sure the katana was secure, before sliding on your new-ly "edited" greaves. Glancing at them, you look at white metal and flame patterns. Time to head out...
Two years earlier~
"Celestia, Operation Night-Edge has failed. The rebel population has overwhelmed the royal guard, and destroyed squad Raven-Slash. We have lost all hope on the battle for the Red Rock Road." Your scout and Battlefield advisor told you. He didn't know your little trick.
"Go to the royal barracks, and get Shining Armour. Say to him: 'The Red must be Dead." Go, adviser. Go with haste."
As he scampered off, you close your eyes and bring your hooves together. The future of Canterlot rests on Edgy McKorukajin.
"So, Shining Armour... what does the will of Celestia wish me to do?" Edgy McKorukajin quickly spoke. He was wiping the blood of his recently used katana. He lifted the blade with his magic, his horn glowing a blood red. He inspected the sword's handle, which led to a flame pattern and skulls.
"Well, Edgy McKorukajin, we need you do go and secure Red Rock Road, and scout the area, before destroying the rebellion..." Shining was interrupted by Edgy
"Just give me a name, and a place. I'll handle the rest." He rasped out, his deep voice booming.
He slowly slid off the chair he was on, holstering the katana. "I'll be in Red Rock Road, then. See you later." Time to show some upstarts who is boss...
He rushed through the arch-way, skewering a rebel in the side, and casting him away like a hooker and a condom. The twenty other rebels look back to Edgy McKorukajin, all clad in deep blue metal armour.
Edgy McKorukajin slowly smirked, before swirling the blade around his head. "Come get some."
One of the rebels, most likely the leader, used his telekinesis to levitate a arming sword, and pointed it at Edgy McKorukajin. "Red team, charge!"
Five of the rebels quickly galloped to revenge their fallen comrade, and Edgy charged to meet them. He deflected the two hits from the first two ponies, before slicing their throats, and casting a fire ball, eliminating the other two. The last one ran away.
The leader blew a whistle, and fifty more soldiers arrived. "You have met your demise!" The leader cried, lifting his sword to charge.
Edgy McKorukajin smiled, flicking his katana one more time. "I am not one mere person... I am many."
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Edgy McKorukajin deflected the attacks, dodged the retaliations and slaughtered the stunned opponents. Soon, only three ponies were left. The leader, and two others. Before the two lower soldiers could attack however, the leader pushed his way in front.
"You little shit, I will teach you who is boss!" He roared, before springing towards Edgy McKorukajin. His deep red fur glowed with a bright yellow sheen, magic pouring out from his horn, as he shoved the sword at Edgy. Edgy stepped back, parrying the blow, and swinging his katana in a arc around him. The leader jumped over it, landed in a crouch and delivered a quick kick to his legs. Edgy McKorukajin buckled, dropping his sword. "Stupid fucker, I am Foxen Icarus, you can't stop m-"
Edgy swiped his katana up, cutting Foxen Icarus's cheek and eye, before unleashing a wave of pure energy that send him flying. One of the rebels then clunked Edgy over the head with his hoof, as more rebels appeared.
"Urgh...." The black and red alicorn muttered, before collapsing.
"Princess, the rebel force has been forced back to Fall Mountains, and the major section of their pony forces have been broken." Your war advisor told you.
You turned to your war time strategist. "What is their next actions likely to be?" You ask to the red stallion.
"W-well, Princess, they have two options they are likely to take. They could either spread their forces thin and launch a attack on all small settlements, or they could retreat to Fall Mountains and regather their forces. They are likely to do the latter."
You nod, and turn to the War advisor. "What do you think we should do?"
He smiled. "I say we cut them off from Equestria, surrounding them as much as we can. Then we can slowly seep their resources and income of troops, and attack at a later date."
You merely grunted. "You heard him."
Suddenly, the war room was filled with rushing ponies and orders. You cast your eye over a piece of secret information.
Code name Red-Black....
"I thought you were unstoppable?" Shining asks, helping you up.
You dust yourself off, and sheath your katana. "I was got by a cheap shot..."
Shining laughs. "I got the baddies, don't worry."
You glare at him, willing for him to combust. When nothing happens, you go off to mate with every mare in Equestria.
Present~
You click your claws, propping a overly large tent with golden frills all over it up. You look at Rainbow Dash struggling with hers, and prepare to use your magic. As you release the spell, the metal poles become rubber.
"DISCORD!" She screams at you.
You fly away, giggling like a little girl. You soar above the clouds, hiding in a fluffy white one. Poking your head out, you scan your eyes over the horizon, and rest them on a approaching shape. You slowly pull out your yellow eye, causing it to zoom in on the shape. You spy a horn, wings... a katana....
It has begun. Edgy McKorukajin was slowly scaling down the forest / Cliff face, seemingly stopping every so often to smell the air. You lay there, thinking of how to handle this. Twilight wasn't meant to see him yet! She had to try and attack him!
Still, the later the better. You decide to solve it with a simple wind change, causing the smells of your party to arch and lead him to the East.
SOLVED!
As the rag-tag band of ponies woke up, you threw them the weapons from the supply bag. Twilight picked up her sword, Rainbow Dash caught her lance and Fluttershy was nearly impaled by her lance.
Twilight attached the scabbard to her waistline, before turning to you. "Discord, why do w-"
You interrupt her by throwing a berry in her mouth. "Danger ahead. Rebel ponies are scouting the area. I doubt they will bother us, but just in case." You slowly float upwards, sniffing the air. The Guardian of the Fedora did follow the scent redirection, but had quickly calculated the wind and was backtracking to the top of the mountain. If you were to rush, you could make it there before he could. Just.
"And gang? We need to hurry."
Rainbow Dash tilted her head. "How come?"
You winked at them, taking down the tents with a click. "Pack up."
You leaped fifteen meters, using forgotten techniques passed down by the Son-ic clan. You landed perfectly on a rock, seeing into the camp site of the source of the smell. You breath deeply, sensing them all. The ponies were the source of all of the smells, but the pumpkin. What was the pumpkin smell? You swear you have smelt it before...
Six months earlier~
You crush the Minotaur under your hooves, while simultaneously using magic to swing your katana, trying to hit the floating beast. Again, like the other twenty-two times, you 'just' missed.
"My oh my, what a terrible swing." The cloaked being mocked.
That was the most annoying thing. You could sense his power, his strength and everything else, but you couldn't see him. He wasn't actually covering or hiding, but some kind of magic just... made your vision blur as you looked at him.
Suddenly, a quick jab from nowhere knocks you off the Minotaur, sending you sprawling back a few meters. The being floats towards you, summoning a large yellow spell. You quickly breath in, then breath out...
And the world froze. You spent two months perfecting this, beating the old record of thirty-five years. The being moved slower, allowing you to relax and plan. You tasted the scent, almost cringing from the scent of pumpkins wafting from the spell. You dashed towards the monster, flicking your katana through his whole body before spinning and twirling, letting the blade cut through him in a whirlwind of slashes. You back flip mid-air, landing on your rear legs and letting the blade rest against your hoof. Time sped up as you breathed in again. The beast exploded into fragments of flesh and gibs, with a horrible screech blasting your ears. Any mortal would of died from that, but you were unstoppable. Suddenly, the flesh melted and pooled together, reforming the monster. This time, however, you could sense a blade the size of Celestia.
You had spent years perfecting every type of reaction, drilling yourself to dodge everything and stop what you couldn't dodge. You couldn't stop the shining, yellow blade connected to his yellow claw from smashing into your side, knocking you off the mountain.
You looked up as you fell, just to see the beast unveil.
Rainbow Dash kept giving you weird looks as you all walked down the path. Discord would occasionally float by, leaving a remark about something nearby, but most of the time it was silent. Twilight kept behind everyone, while Dash stayed a good two meters from you. As you walked, you couldn't stop thinking about little Angel, and his small, warm body, and his little bunny...
You lowered your tail to cover your hind-quarters and bit your lip. You felt your blood pulse and heat up with a increasing urge to do naugh-
"You all right, Mutterfly?" Discord was mere inches away from you, coiling his body around and around, but never touching you. He floated as you walked, almost like a swim ring.
"M-my name is Flut-"
"I can't hear it when you mutter." He grins at you and ruffles your hair. "I'm just playing. Listen, can you do me a favour?"
You mumble out a yes of some kind, while hiding behind your hair.
"I need you to..." He closes the distance of his mouth to your ear, teasing you with hot breath as he asks his request.
