Since the events of Fritter Jacked, Apple Fritter has been happily having a sexy, secret, and taboo relationship with her cousin Applejack. But on the day of the Pet Center Fundraiser, Fritter can't resist bringing a new furry companion into their lives.

But Applejack has no love for dam-building, field flooding, crop ruining beavers! Can Apple Fritter choose between her new pet, Gnawty Bits, and her lover!? Or will she convince AJ to keep the loveable rodent!?

FIND OUT, RIGHT NOW, THROUGH THE MIRACLE OF WORDS:

(Don't read if you have any decency left)