At first contact, the fluids didn’t taste like much, but after a couple greedy laps the familiar taste of nine volt batteries and pennies bombarded my taste buds, making me cringe slightly, before switching to her clit.

“O-Oh my sun! Thou art amazing!” Cel shouted, switching to ye olde english.

I internally smirked at the compliment, switching between lapping at her flower and her clit, causing Cel to release moans, which vibrated on my cock, causing me to groan in satisfaction. “Oh my god Cel, you’re amazing at this.” I moaned, taking a moment to catch my breath before diving back in, following the same pattern as before.

Suddenly the sensation on my member stopped.

“Well, we do rightly believe that thou art clean. Would thou like to move this… act to our bedchambers?” Cel said, keeping the ye olde english language.

“I suppose so.” I said as Cel climbed off of me.

“Wonderful. Let us assist thou.” She said, helping me up with her magic.

“Hey, Cel, what’s up with the ye olde english?”

“What is up with the- she clears her throat - Oh, my apologies, Thaddeus. Sometimes we forget that the language has changed.” She explained, smiling softly

“Ah, fair enough.” I said, carefully stepping out of the shower, because knowing my fucking luck I would slip and split my skull open too.

I grabbed a towel from nearby and started drying myself, which Celestia was almost done doing.

I finished up, discarding the towel into the laundry hamper and following Cel out of the bathroom.I rounded the corner to find Cel digging through her bedside table drawer, pulling out candles once she found them with her magic. I walked alongside her, running my hand along her back before gently rubbing her flower, making her tense up.

“C-can I help you?” I heard her mumble.

“Mmmm, perhaps.” I replied, slowly working my finger up and down.

“With?”

I walked to her side, preparing to heft her onto the bed.

“What are you doing?” She asked, turning her head to face me.

“Nothing important, citizen. Carry on.” I said, moving my arms under her barrel and placing my hands on top.

“Liar.” She hissed just moments before I carried out my plan.

I stood up, lifting her, which for whatever reason caused her to roll onto her back, which helped me immensely. Stepping forward, I put a knee on the bed and leaned forward, dropping her near the middle.

“What are you doing?” She asked as I crawled on top of her.

“Like I said, citizen, nothing important.” I said, planting a kiss on her nose, and then on her mouth.

Slowly, I started working my way down her body and noting the reactions when I kissed certain areas, starting with a couple kisses on the neck, then the chest, then I reached the stomach. Smiling, I ran my tongue up her stomach, causing her to inhale sharply. I continued kissing my way down her body, finally planting a kiss on her flower. I moved my hands from her thighs down to her rear and spread her vagina, and with that I started greedily lapping, the taste of nine volt batteries and pennies bombarding my taste buds.

I decided to take it a step further, moving my hand in to the folds, I stopped licking and started sliding my finger up and down, tickling the clit every once in awhile. Smirking, I found the vaginal opening and slowly penetrated it with my finger, stopping when I heard a hiss.

“Oh god, did I hurt you?!” I said, worry setting in.

“No! No, it’s fine! Just… it’s been awhile since anything has been in there. Just be gentle.” Cel said, smiling down at me.

“Are you sure? I can stop if you want.” I said, slowly removing my finger only for it to be stopped by a gold aura.

“No! It’s fine, just be gentle.”

“Alright.” I said, taking a shaky breath before continuing my push.

“T-That’s it.” She said, taking a shaky breath of her own.

I progressively sped up my finger-fucking, allowing my thoughts to wander slightly.

“How the fuck did I end up here? I apparently have some xenophilia issues that I probably won’t need to address. Maybe. We’ll see. Me and Cel both do. Ah, fuck it… Wait. Heh.”

I turned my full attention back to the task at hand, the writhing and moaning of Celestia becoming louder and more powerful.

“Oh, you’re a dirty filly, aren’t you?” I growled, receiving a nod from Cel.

What the fuck?

“I have no idea where that came from. I’m fucked in the head.” I thought.

“Oooooh my suUuun!” Cel shouted, arching her back as I felt the walls of her vagina convulse before several squirts of fluid splashed on my legs and stomach.

“So you’re a squirter. My favourite.” I growled, pulling my finger out and licking it clean.

“Mmmmhmmm…” She moaned, looking at me with half lidded eyes.

Smirking, I slowly crawled my way up to her, planting kisses every couple inches.

I planted a kiss on her lips, staring into her big purple eyes.

“Mmmm, I want you, Thaddeus.” She moaned.

“You want me to…?” I said, kissing her nose.

“I want… No, I need you inside me.”

“If you insist.” I said, reaching one hand under her to roll her over onto her stomach and crawling backwards to line my member up with her.

I prodded her entrance a couple times with my member before I penetrated, a tight, but very lubricated entrance making the whole ride a hell of a lot smoother.

“O-Oooohhhhhh myyy…” Cel moaned out, biting her lip.

I started with slow thrusts, with Cel rocking her rear further onto my member, causing us to meet in the middle.

“God damn, you’re tight.” I growled out, slowly accelerating my thrusts from slow to average, moving my hand from her thigh and up her back, grabbing onto a bunch of hair and pulling.

“O-Oh my, Th-adde-eus, you’re rea-ally roOough in bed.” Cel moaned out, yelping as I tugged on her hair again.

“Rough? You know nothing of rough.” I growled, my thrusts becoming faster and harder.

“Oooohhh my suuun! I’m gonna…!” she screamed, her walls convulsing around my member, pushing me over the edge.

“Oh god, Cel. I’m gonna- I’m gonna cum!” I shouted, stopping mid thrust and groaning as my swimmers escaped their fleshy prison and rushed to the next one.

"I feel so full..." Cel murmured, looking up at me.

“I feel so… drained…” I trailed off, falling forward, unconscious.

Author's Note

Alright. It's here. I don't want to talk about it. Yes, it took me way too long to get this out. Yes, the actual sex is really short. Am I satisfied with it? Yes.