turnip the evil pony

Hello my name is Turnip, this is how I attacked a princess with a stop sign. So my story begins in a little town called "Ponyville" where I was eating a turnip, this turnip was a evil turnip...I wish i was making this up but I'm not, so anyway the turnip tasted like power

its hard to explain but hay you don't care about detail in this story I'm telling you.So anyway after I had the "devil turnip from hell"I had a stop sign in my hoof. for some reason it stopped me from putting it down, then my face caught on fire and it burned my mane.(never eat turnips btw)so anyway i felt something on my face, it felt like a steel mask thingy and my mane looked like a clowns mane,so i looked like a clown with a stop sign.I went a bit...well MAD,i felt like i could do anything under the sun and the moon,so i did the first thing that came to my mind...go to the nearest alicorn and hit him or her in the face.so i went to the nearest alicorn and hit her in the face with a sign(from the almighty...me)lets just say don't hit a princess in the face with a stop sign if you want to stay on the planet. so here i am on the moon talking to this... thing i found, i think i will keep you to talk to.so my new friend lets push the moon into her house so she can go to the moon herself. So moon's hurt when you get hit by them, how did i know you ask? well when you send a moon into the most powerful thing in the universe its not going to work that well...maybe i should of used more turnips to power the moon.never eat two turnips in the same day or this could happen...what could happen you ask? well getting attacked my the entire of the planet,how did i make them mad? well i will tell you when i get some sleep so bye bye thingy