turnip the evil pony

hi again its me turnip,so yesterday i said that the entire planet hates me, would you like to know why?i will tell you in today's story.

I was walking home after saying sorry to twilight(that's the alicorns name i found out)when i found another turnip, so i picked it up and hit it and it went up and landed in my mouth...magic hates me.so i got teleported the goddess's bedroom in the middle of the night, and i shouted very loudly when i had teleported and woke her up...lets just say don't stop the goddess's dream.so I have been sent to the moon and now the sun, lets just say...I'm turning the heat up.so i went back to her and hit her in the face with a stop sign and went as fast as i could out of the door.so now most of this world wants to kill me.(don't eat turnips they make you evil)