turnip the evil pony

"where am i?"turnip asks himself."in canterlot with me turnip" answers luna."ok...good to know,wait why im i in bed with you?!"

...no me trying to turn my story into a book is a bad idea. Im just going to tell you what happend. I woke up and i was in bed with luna,i had gotten her some coffee to wake her up...i had just given luna COFFEE.you wont believe what happened next, she jumps on the bed saying and i quote "I CLAIM THIS FOR THE BLOOD RAVENS" and then says that shes the leader of the space mareriens then shoots me with her horn saying that i am chaos,then i start playing along knowing what shes playing.i shout "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" and charge her and tickle her till she says that she feels the blood on her...NOPE.i did what anypony would do, jump out the window and down the hill and burn the hair on my hoof and then hid.i found out the royal guards after me to take me back to luna to "continue where we left of" so i am going to keep hiding in here intill the searching stops, wait i think one of them has seen me... DON'T HIDE UNDER YOUR OWN BED WHEN YOUR BEING HUNTED BY LUNA.