cancelled until further notice. Rewrite may vary.
My name is Christian. The last thing I remember was walking alongside the beach, thinking about life, the world, and how I fit in. Next thing I know, I’m in a magical land full of colorful ponies, and desperately wanting to get home. Even with the lure of home however, someone or something offered me something that I just couldn't turn down. Power, power beyond my wildest dreams. I just hope that I’ll live long enough to regret this.

I would like to thank FenrisianBrony for the summary for this.
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might add categories later on.