So there I was, screaming to the heavens in some sort of unholy symphony which was seemingly brought about by the rather frustrating Discord leaving me to rot in this statue prison.

If I had been free I would have screamed myself rather hoarse at this point but luckily I was still in stone so such a thing was simply impossible. Good thing there was no other sentient statues near me cause they probably would have been pretty pissed off at this point.

Eventually, my mind came to the exciting conclusion that no matter how hard or how long I yelled would I be set free from stone so I allowed my cacophony styled scream come to an abrupt end. My gaze merely stared forward at that accursed bush located merely feet directly in front of me. I stared daggers at the brush with the intent of frying the damn thing with my stare alone but it seemed, that in the end, the brush won this fight. I honestly never could understand why I always stared at this bush when ever I went into a massive rage. Every single time I looked at just a singular flower I was quickly reminded of Celestia.

More importantly... Her posterior.

Call me weird but seeing that yellow sphere surrounded by alabaster petals of the flower always brought me back to that rather familiar sight. There was a many of times where I had found myself chasing down the persistent Celestia with a rolled up newspaper every time she had attempted to defeat me alongside her sister. Her sister was always the push over of the two which always led to the benny hill style chase in which I would constantly swat at Celestia with what ever I had in my hand at the time.

Aaaaaaaahhhh... Such was an amazing time when I was at the height of my power.

I was just about to wander back to that better time within my head when everything around my form seemed to glow white before everything was replaced with goofy renditions of what had previously been there. Luckily I had been spared from the sudden influx of chaos magic as it seemed Discord at least had some sense left in his head to leave me alone. I would have gladly ripped one of his limbs from his body and beat him senselessly with it had he done anything to me at this point. No, instead everything else was effected as the garden seemed to change into some sort of wicked and demented labyrinth around me as I heard a few ponies scream from outside of the garden. It must have been ol' Discord up to his old tricks once again as I heard the soft muttering of his voice as he was seemingly explaining some sort of rules to pony or maybe a group. It was hard to tell when all you could see was a bunch of green tall brushes in front of you. Though I quickly lost interest and proceeded to fall asleep once more finding myself in that black abyss that always haunted my subconscious.

Then the strange sound of hooves clicking against the ground rang out in front of me which promptly stirred me from my slumber only to be met with the sight of a cyan mare. On her butt was a proud tattoo of a storm cloud with a lightning bolt that was made up of various colors. Interestingly enough her hair seemed to match the same color outline as the lightning bolt proudly displayed on her posterior.

'Hmm... Must be a dyke or something...'

I watched the curious scene as she bounced from hoof to hoof while throwing imaginary punches at the twisted form which rested on a cloud in front of her. My mind still adjusting to being awake as I could only watch as the two spoke to one another at this point. She seemed pretty distressed all of a sudden and her eyes projected the fact that she was currently under a mind altering spell which was likely cast by Discord. Then a present promptly appeared in front of her which she seemed to jump at suddenly.

'You probably don't want to open that...' I thought, my arms crossing in front of my body as she quickly ripped it open and took to the sky once her wings were again reunited with her body to which Discord merely gave me another grin as the maze seemed to disappear from around us.

That was probably the only moment where I remained lucid as I once again fell asleep once all distractions seemed to vacate the area and time began to flow out of control around me. I heard from my dream the words of some of the soldiers mentioning to place the statue right back where it was. I couldn't help but snicker in my dream at the idea that Discord was once again defeated and returned to his stone prison. It would be some sort of poetic justice for the bull shit that he had decided to pull in his 'attempt' in freeing me. With a quick pinch to the arm I was once again thrust back into the conscious world and with a quick swivel of my gaze I was met with Discord's frightened face which only cause me to make the most obnoxious sound ever.

'Pfft... HAHAHAHAHA.... Oh me you should see the look on your face right now. Here I though I had it bad while being stone.' I thought, getting no response from the likely peeved draconequus which had returned to his space next to me. All that filled the air was the subtle cracking of stone as the small crack slowly extended down to the back of my hand. 'Apparently not much longer...'

One Year Later

I have seriously seen some shit while a years time slowly trickled by like the sand in an hour glass slowly spilling down to the bottom. At least when you are met face to face with cold unblinking eyes placed upon a black chitinous form with a horn and wings you can also say this phrase. I had literally screamed myself into a mess when I had awoken from my slumber only to stare into the eyes of some over grown bug scurrying over my statue form. It was like having Vietnam flashbacks of the time that I had taken a small trip to Texas only to be met with bugs that seemed to be larger than anywhere else in U.S. Though they do say that everything is bigger in Texas.

I had cried myself into a puddle while being hysterically laughed at by Discord for all of an hour as the entire garden or rather all of Canterlot had been swarmed by this giant mess of black exo-skeleton laded freak of natures. I have witnessed some interesting and one sided fights between these insects and the soldiers of Canterlot. I would only give you one guess on which one you think had won the most fights. It had seemed that the whole world was in dire trouble before some deus ex machina bullshit decided to rear it's ugly head and a giant love soaked blast wave sent all the strange creatures flying away from Canterlot. Had I not been hyperventilating while staring at the under side of a "Changeling" on my face I probably wouldn't have given two shits about the whole thing. It was only then that I felt the crack once again move as it slowly tore through my body like some sort of spider web while the feeling of harmony slowly began to drain from my prison.

'Ah shit man! It's my turn now!' I thought, squirming slightly as the stone slowly began to fall to the ground around me and my body once again returned to it's standard motion of standing up right.

Standing at an impressive seven feet, with crazy red hair, lack of any sort of pupils or irises, a bunch of belts in my uniform and two golden bangles on both of my wrists.

I merely stood there for a second with my eyes closed as I allowed my senses to once again fine tune themselves to the world around me. Then slowly my eyes opened to the world and with a quick glance around I allowed my rather well practiced sinister grin to play across my face. Finally, with a chest full of air I threw my fists into the sky and quickly bellowed out to the world.

"I'M BACK BITCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHEEEEESSS!"

Author's Note

Sorry for the little bit of skipping from Discord being free to the maze and to him once again being imprisoned. I had thought up the idea of having it play through important parts of the season but I realized that the story would end up having a chapter well over 5k words and probably a following one beside it so to skip to the beginning of the action I kind of played it off with a time skip. So yeah... Sorry about that everyone.