Have you ever had that feeling of waking up from a nightmare that had seemed to transpire over a time period of days only to wake up back in your bed happy that such a thing never truly happened?

Well how I felt at this moment was equivalent to that but multiplied by a time period of a millennium of a nightmare where you are locked in place.

All I can say is that I felt pretty damn good at this point... As evident by my rather direct comment of 'I'm back bitches'.

My arms once again returned to my sides, my fingers curled tightly into a fist as I slowly turned my gaze towards the main part of the castle which undoubtedly contained the objects of most of my hatred. Those infernal sisters who believed that THEY had the right to rule over these lands. Technically this realm was mine considering I didn't have the title of Most Badass Fucking Overlord in the Entire Cosmos for no reason. I had promptly turned on my heel to face said castle before a certain some one quickly caught my attention after finally losing his laughing fit from my screams of terror. I could almost see the surprised look on his face, which the imagery was pretty easy due to the stupid surprised look his statue had.

'I didn't really think that the crack would have worn through the prison so quickly... Must've had something to do with not only myself but Queen Chrysalis trying to take Equestria for ourselves. Here I thought you would be trapped in stone for another millennia before being released. I think you owe me a little something for aiding in your escape... Don't you think?' The Snarky Draconequus thought, said thoughts quickly assaulting my mind as I slowly wandered over to his statue which only seemed to cause him to brighten with hope.

Where he might seemed like a powerful being due only in part of being the God of Chaos and having all that chaotic magic at his hands, I had something more. My powers completely eclipsed his and such a petty thing such as freeing him from the stone prison would have been rather easy. I had always wished that I had my powers when I was trapped in stone but something about all the harmonic magic sapped the magic from the person trapped. It's rather scary feeling absolutely powerless inside of stone.

I came to an abrupt stop in front of his statue, my cold pure alabaster eyes seemed to gaze through the stone as I rose my right hand up. The gold bangle seemed to glow softly with a gray hue before a black marker quickly materialized from thin air and with that a dirty grin appeared on my face.

The sun was slowly setting by the time I was done completely desecrating Discord's stone statue with rather offensive imagery and words that even myself feel naughty with the idea of thinking about them. The whole time he was calling me rather offensive terms but to me they were nothing. Since every naughty word in this shit backwards world seemed retarded in themselves. I mean really? 'Go buck yourself'? The very notion of bucking yourself sounded retarded in every nature of the word but I once against digress. I pulled away once my work was done and surely anyone who took a glance at said Discord statue would find themselves giggling at least a little. The bastard deserved it.

I finally slowly walked away from the statue, throwing said marker towards it as it harmlessly made a thunk sound against his head and disappeared in a puff of gray smoke. I giggled to myself as I clasped both of my hands behind my head, pushing my bed head style red hair down as I wandered towards the object of my desires. At least I did before I once again stopped and looked at that brush that had teased me for so long. I wanted to destroy it soooooo bad but I had to take something before I did. So I simply plucked a single flower before completely vaporizing the damn thing with a wave of my left hand which had a soft golden hue surrounding it as I completely and utterly purged the hell spawn of Satan. There would certainly be one sad gardener in the morning.

Now that I had two of the most frustrating things I had ever dealt with... dealt with. I turned my cold gaze towards the night eclipsed castle and once again strolled towards, tucking the flower above my left ear, before promptly leapt into the air just about clearing the castle in a single bound. I caught myself quickly on one of the spires which overlooked a more beautiful personal garden of both of the princesses of the castle. Apparently the wedding, which I had learned about from the guards patrolling the gardens at the time of the attack, was still in full swing or at least had reached the after party stages. At the center was the bride and the groom who seemed to be dancing rather awkwardly to the rather catchy song about love being in bloom or some shit, which was promptly being sung by a purple unicorn.

Now how was I supposed to get their attention... Oh wait, I know!

My hand left hand traveled to the space in front of me, the golden hue once again enveloping both the bangle and my hand as I laughed to myself. "ZETTA!" I screamed, eyes from down below quickly glanced up at my way, two particular sets going almost as wide as dinner plates as they saw the wicked sight of my toothy grin. "BEAMMMMMM!" I shouted at the top of my lungs, the alabaster princess quickly leaping to save both the pink pony and the apparent Dj from being completely vaporized into dust as the beam quickly met the amplifiers and turn table. I could only giggle to myself like a Japanese anime school girl as nothing remained of the spot and a bit of smoke was erupting from Celetia's tail which apparently didn't quite made it all the way through the beam. Sadly she had been able to save both of the mares from their impending doom, both of which were curled into quivering balls against her body, but once again her tail had promptly caught on fire which was quickly being stamped out in a quick blur by the purple unicorn. To this I merely waved my left hand to them as I smiled widely down to them.

"Celestia and Luna, I'm Baaaaaaaccccckkkkk!"

Author's Note

So here is the chapter where our valiant villain finally lets the entire castle know that he is once again back from his rather long imprisonment. This chapter is merely the beginning of what will surely be a rather interesting fight between what could be considered three immortal gods, at least at this point. Hope you are enjoying the story so far and hope you all look forward to the next part. Ciao~!