Name's Andria, Andi for short. It was going to be the biggest event I had attended since grade-school graduation: The LA Con. Hundreds of weird people doing weird things all gathered in one place to celebrate their respective fandoms and fling searing insults at each other for three days straight. Everything was shaping up for a fantastic weekend.

Of course, Fate being the fickle b**** that she is decided that wasn't gonna fly. One purchase later, I found myself on the wrong side of reality, staring down at enemies more colorful and ridiculous than my uncle's vocabulary…

Ponies.

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Inspired by such stories as F*** it I'm Having Fun by Jimmy the Grape and other stories in the LoHAV group. Love what's going on there!