How to Crash a Castle

by Walkofshade
Another addition to the League of humans acting villainous. When I go to Comicon I go to buy sh**, however apparantly buying a magic blacksmith hammer sends me to ponyland. F*** my life.

Normally a magic hammer calls lightning and shit, you know, smite some bitches. However apparently the one I got never got that memo, so now I am bored as fuck, and stuck in a land of ponies. Time to become un-bored, this should be easy. All I need to do is call in some magic frog fuckers and we got a party, Castle Crashers style.

Huge thanks to Jimmy the Grape for inspiring me to write again.

Teen
Incomplete
Random
Adventure
Human
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
 
PMPO

3890 words: Estimated 19 minutes to read
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5 Chapters:

  1. And So it Begins 2014-02-24 04:21:14 UTC
    1207
  2. Drinking Through My As- Eyeholes 2014-03-01 17:50:34 UTC
    1462
  3. Setting the Conflict 2014-03-12 20:42:17 UTC
    1072
  4. Blame my computer 2014-04-12 01:44:25 UTC
    48
  5. Update on the computer problem 2014-04-29 18:38:51 UTC
    101