Various Oneshots.

Day Whatever fuckin day I want it to be in Equestria.

"Anon!"

Oh god, these fuckin ponies won't leave you alone.

You turn and look to find Cheerilee running towards you

"Yeah? What do you need?"

"The Cutey Mark Crusaders are gone!" She says.

"So? They're kids, they can find their own way back."

"B-but they're children! You have to help me!" She retorts.

"Not really. Now I have more pressing matters, Making a birthday cake for my cat

"You have a ca-No time you need to help!" She yells.

"Fine."

"Follow me!" Cheerilee exclaims.

"Ok"

She starts to run off while you go back to making a cake for your dead cat.

"Fuck her. And those little cumdumpsters."

Day after Whatever fuckin day you wanted it to be in Equestria.

And you were in deep shit.

Deep.

Shit.

Apparently, when Cheerilee went off to find the kids with you "following" she got the Crusaders and herself killed.

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And somehow the town found out you weren't helping her.

And now the town want you to pay for not helping her.

Like what the fuck.

Now you are being hung by chains while ponies are throwing fruit at you...

They are fucking horrible at it.

"Hey! Why aren't the-"

You start. No. Fuck that, they are not getting any tips from you.

"Hey! Most of us are Unicorns, why aren't we using Magic?

...

Fuck.

You are Anonymous

and you are now being pelted by fruit.

Fucking Ponies.