Various Oneshots.

You wake up in the middle of a village

You look around yourself to find that you are surrounded by... Ponies?

"Well, umm..."

"It talks!" one of them said

...

Wat

What the fuck

You see a small pony, arent they call fillies? maybe?

Seeing these ponies brings out a side you never thought you'd see again

For absolutely no reason, you take off your clothes

"What is he doing?" the mare asked

"I don't know" stated the other

While full nudey, you start to pelvic thrust while doing your signature move

Jazz Hands

You are Anon, the most thrusting creature in Equestria.

And you were about to claim your first victim.

Now there are five ponies: 2 stallions, 2 Mares and 1 Fillie

Which to choose

The kid.

That fucking child will be yours

"Mommy! Why is it looking at me like that?!"

You Cock skyrockets, your 15" meat pointed right at the Fillie

With at look of Bueno. You rush the child

"WHA- MMPHHM!?!" She tries

"TAKE IT ALL COCKSLEEVE! HAHAHAHAHA!" You laugh

"Oh Celestia, the Horror!" the other mare says. "Get away from my Child!" her mother screams

The Stallions start to rush you. You notice them while they are about 6 ft away.

You evict your Member from your sleeve, and cockslap the 2 Stallions.

You look to the Mares, you whisper rrruuuuuuuuuunn.

They immediately run, the one forgetting her child.

"Well, looks like your Mother left you. Do you want to be my Child?

She is too scarred to respond.

You take her silence as a yes.

"Then lets go! We have to get to town! Wait! I don't know your name.

"My name is S-silver Spoon."

Too bad.

"Your name is now Peep Hole."

Hope she likes it.