Half-sane protagonists! Discord! Trolling Pinkie! All around crazy! Goddesses, it's good to be random.

An odd unicorn has some crazy fun in and around Ponyville. His companionship with Discord causes some chaos in and of itself, and his personality threatens to out-random Pinkie AND Discord. So why can nopony say where this enigmatic and unstable pony lives? His home ought to be a known hazard, so where is it? Why is he never seen anywhere except causing trouble? And who has been leaving Princess Twilight fan mail?

EDIT: Apparently, my muse wants Spark's backstory to be seriously emotional. Do not read chapter two if you are allegic to sudden seriousness and very saddening moments.

*Disclaimer: This is written based on the decisions of my muse. Sudden changes in mood are to be expected.