The Sexiest Man in Equestria
Pumping Pinkie
Previous ChapterNext ChapterTwilight stared slack-jawed at her friend as I considered the request. Pinkie had come to mean a lot to me, and I had already spent a good deal of time helping her out in appreciation. Beyond her dependability, she was also capable of occasionally coming up with an answer or piece of necessary information faster than even Twilight. She was also the first of the Element Bearers that I had had sex with, so I already knew I wouldn't be disappointed there. I wouldn't say I was in love with her, not like Twilight, but there was something. I certainly didn't have any reason to say no, at least, but I wasn't the only one whose opinion mattered.
"What do you think, Twilight?"
She slowly blinked.
"Uh... I uh...."
"That sounds like a 'maybe.' Come here, Pinkie."
Twilight shook her head in surprise as Pinkie pulled herself up, fell in, and rolled forward until she laid her upper half on the bed.
"Zephyr, what are you thinking?! None of us are aware enough to make an intelligent decision about this right now!"
I helped Pinkie up and let her settle down at my side, then pulled Twilight on top of me as I felt my senses dulling.
"We're not making a decision, we're just sleeping in the same bed as a preview. Now go to sleep."
Her retort was interrupted by a monstrous yawn, and the realization that Pinkie was already asleep. I felt her relax against my chest as I drifted off.
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The next morning, I found both of my bedmates missing. I wasn't really concerned, but I was disappointed. One of the best parts of being in a relationship was waking up warm and comfortable. Instead, I woke up slightly chilled and a little stiff. I stretched out, feeling a menagerie of cracks and pops through my skeleton as everything realigned and reset. I headed downstairs, since I was still wearing my clothes from the previous night, and found Pinkie and Twilight in the kitchen with half-eaten plates of pancakes.
"Hullo!" Pinkie said through a mouthful of food. Twilight swallowed her bite first.
"Good morning, Zephyr. There's a plate ready for you on the counter."
There was, in fact, a large plate with several pancakes on it ready to go. I got a glass of orange juice first, then joined the mares at the table.
"Okay," I spoke through bites of pancake, "where are we at?"
Twilight sighed as Pinkie took another huge bite of pancakes.
"I'm still not sure about my feelings, but if you're willing to give her a chance, so am I."
"Alright, then. You'll still have to get approval from one more, though."
Pinkie tilted her head and perked her ears adorably.
"Who's that?"
"You'll find out soon enough." We finished the rest of the meal in relative quiet, broken only by Pinkie telling us in her usual overly talkative manner about how excited she was about all this. When I polished off the last of the pancakes on my plate, I rinsed the dishes off and put them in the sink. "I have some things to take care of today, so I'll see you later, alright, girls?"
They both nodded, and I gave Pinkie a kiss on the nose before giving Twilight a longer kiss on the lips. I went back to my own house, showered, and put on some clean clothes before heading back out to Time Turner's clock shop. When I got there, I found Colgate inside, getting one of her office clocks fixed, apparently. Time Turner gave me a welcoming smile, and Colgate gave me a smile with a different kind of invitation. She was on her way out, and flicked her tail at me as she left. I returned my attention to Time Turner, who was drumming his fingers rapidly on the counter with a slightly drunk grin on his face.
"How you doing, Zephyr?"
"You want that."
I cut right to the chase, and Timmy's face turned red faster than an emergency light.
"W-w-w-what are you talking about?! I'm already with Derpy, and besides, Colgate likes you! Even if I was interested, I wouldn't have a chance!"
I dropped my head, crossed my arms, and raised an eyebrow, giving him the best 'who do you think you're kidding' look I had.
"Turner, you know full well you're easier to read than a picture book. That's why you're always the first one naked in strip poker. Don't even try to hide it."
He hung his head and his ears drooped.
"Alright, fine. Yes, I like Colgate. I have no idea how to approach her, though. She's completely different from Derpy, and I have no idea if Derpy will even be open to the idea."
I sighed and shook my head.
"You're way too paranoid, dude. Derpy won't have a problem, I'm sure. Besides, with Colgate around, that'll give Dinky another mother figure, especially since they're both unicorns, and that will give Sparkler more time to herself. You'll just have to be careful about how you word it. If things do somehow go bad, though," I pulled out the potion I had gotten from Zecora and put it on the counter, "I got this for you, just in case. It'll calm you down."
Time Turner picked up the bottle, and his ears folded back.
"I still feel like this will go horribly wrong."
"Well, if it does, just remember that pegasi are physical communicators. If she starts getting hysterical, use that earth pony strength you have to hold her down and don't you dare let go. Kiss her, hold her, whatever it takes to make her understand she's still your number one. As long as she doesn't get away, you'll be fine."
He took a shuddering breath, then put the bottle in his pocket.
"Alright. I'll talk to her tonight."
"Fantastic. I have my own relationship hitch to work out tonight, so I'll talk to you tomorrow. See ya later, Timmy." I waved as I left, then started working out my own feelings for Pinkie. She had certainly been just as friendly to me as to anyone else, but I had never really thought about it too hard. Now that I was, however, it seemed obvious. She had originally had sex with me as gratitude for helping her clean up after my birthday party, but afterward, she had become much more forward, inviting me to various places and social events along with the Element Bearers, where I had inevitably gotten involved with some other mare every time. And every time, it had been Pinkie who managed to get me alone with those mares. I stopped abruptly in the street as it occurred to me that Pinkie had probably planned for at least three quarters of the sessions I had at her parties, including my meeting with Vinyl Scratch, AKA DJ Pon-3, and her marefriend Octavia Philharmonica. Just mentioning my musical interests to them had made both mares start making moves, and I found myself invited to go on tour with them the next morning.
As part of the band, no less.
That little two-week tour had sparked a string of invitations for me to play with a number of top-tier performers for over two months. Those two months had a lot more than just music, though, and there was no shortage of ponies wanting to share my bed, plus a few griffons, too. None of it would have happened, though, if Pinkie hadn't invited me along and set me up with Vinyl and Octavia.
I grinned somewhat maniacally as I resumed walking, having come to the conclusion that I wanted Pinkie. Not in the same way as Twilight, certainly, but no one ever said all love is equal. Besides, Pinkie's boundless energy extended to the bedroom, too, which made her perfect for wearing down Twilight, or if we got the chance, Luna. I suddenly found myself thinking about the future, and for the first time since I had arrived, I wished I could impregnate ponies. My mind suddenly conjured up images of Twilight, Luna, and Pinkie round with pregnancy, and then fucking them anally like that, and my pants started getting tight. I shuddered pleasurably as I arrived back at the library, and let myself in. Pinkie was sprawled out on the couch, asleep on her belly so that her short skirt could barely be considered decent, and Twilight was in one of the chairs reading, wearing her usual button-down shirt and blue jeans. She looked up as soon as I walked in.
"Hey, Zephyr! How was your- mmph!"
I cut her off with a long, lust-filled kiss and groped her breast. I was feeling especially grabby at that moment, and my other hand slid down to her flank to give it a good squeeze, even in her sitting position. I was interrupted when I heard someone clearing their throat behind me. I turned around to find Spike standing in the doorway to the kitchen, wearing his 'kiss the cook' apron. I grinned at him as I squeezed into the chair with Twilight and pulled her into my lap, letting her feel my raging boner.
"Sorry, Spike, are you feeling left out?" I grabbed one of Twilight's ears with my teeth and chewed it playfully as Spike recoiled.
"What?! No! Why would you think that?"
I pointed at his apron, he looked down, then he facepalmed.
"No, Zephyr, I'm not feeling left out. I just prefer not to bear witness to my sister consenting to molestation."
I stopped chewing and thought about it for a moment.
"So it would be fine for me to sling your sister over my shoulder, take her to my house, then molest her until she can't see straight?"
"Agh! Don't tell me about it, either!" Spike covered his ears and retreated to his kitchen as I laughed maniacally. Twilight bopped me on the head.
"Ow! What was that for?"
"Play nice."
"I am playing nice. I'm just playing... dirty." I smiled mischievously at her.
"You are really horny right now, huh?"
I ground my hips against her.
"You telling me you somehow can't feel it?"
She sighed and kissed me again.
"Pinkie and I talked. I decided I'm not quite ready to have to work with another mare, but I never will be if I don't practice."
"So she's in?"
"Yes. Just don't expect me to be kissing her any time soon. She is relentless."
I froze for a moment.
"Wait, are you telling me that you made out with her while I was gone?"
She nodded hesitantly. I paused as I thought about the two of them kissing, Pinkie's greater enthusiasm pushing Twilight down, even as Twilight tries to push back by groping Pinkie's tits. The moaning as Pinkie invades Twilight's mouth with her tongue, and grinds her pussy against Twilight's through their clothes, slowly pushing up her shirt-
I was brought back to reality by Twilight snapping her fingers in front of me.
"Are you alright? You spaced out for a second, there."
"Just had a sudden train of thought. A very sexy train of thought."
She rolled her eyes as Pinkie woke up with a snort.
"Huwhuzz? What'd I miss?" She stretched and yawned, her tongue lolling out of her mouth.
"Not much," I answered, "although I apparently missed quite a bit."
Pinkie giggled.
"I could do it again, if you want."
"That would be nice."
Twilight immediately started squirming as Pinkie moved off the couch.
"Hey! No, Pinkie, not now. We have other things to do, you know!"
"I think we have time for one kiss, Twi. Zephyr certainly seems to agree."
I nodded as I held Twilight in place. Pinkie quickly closed the distance between herself and Twilight, and cut off any further argument from the purple mare as they locked lips. Pinkie quickly took control of the kiss, pressing Twilight back against the chair so I could see her tongue enter Twilight's mouth. Twilight moaned quietly, and both mares' hands found the other's breasts as they fought for control. Pinkie's legs started shaking, and she straddled my leg, grinding against me gently. Unable to control myself any longer, I grabbed her ass with one hand, and Twilight's with the other, massaging both mares and making them moan even more. Spike walked in, and whatever he was going to say was cut off as he cried out in surprise, then disappeared back into the kitchen. The distance didn't stop him from being heard though, even with the moaning mares right next to me.
"Oh, for the love of Celestia, go get a room!"
I couldn't help myself.
"Does that mean we should invite Celestia to join us?"
A short moment of silence was followed by a strangled yelp, and the crash of someone falling to the ground. Pinkie didn't stop kissing Twilight, though, trapping the unicorn where she sat.
"You okay in there, Spike?"
"I will be, once Twilight wipes my memory."
I felt Twilight relax as Spike's safety was assured, then she moved her arms to Pinkie's shoulders and used all her strength to push the earth pony away. I moved my hand from Pinkie's flank to her head, pulled her over, and tilted her head so I could claim her mouth for myself, then I patted Twilight's butt, letting her know she could go check on Spike, which she did. While she was busy, I decided to really go at it with my new mare. I wrapped the arm that previously held Twilight around Pinkie's waist, and pulled her against me so I could hold her head and her flank simultaneously. Her mane was, as usual, delightfully poofy, making for a fantastic handhold. Her flank was equally squishy as my hand travelled beneath her skirt to squeeze the soft fur and flesh. She tried to invade my mouth with her tongue, and I quickly grabbed gently with my teeth, sucking on it and running my tongue up and down its length. She then tried to push me down, to which I responded by pulling on her hair lightly and squeezing her flank hard, angling her entire body back. Our fight for control went a few more minutes, until I heard Twilight clearing her throat. She was standing in the best 'are you done yet' pose I had ever seen, and I finally broke away from Pinkie, leaving her gasping for air as her mane frizzed out even more than usual. As she panted, her body relaxed while I released my grip on her, causing her to slide and roll off my lap to sit on the floor between my legs, still unable to speak, although Twilight had that covered.
"Are you two ready for lunch yet, or should I have Spike go help Rarity?"
I stood, picked Pinkie up, and slung her over my shoulder to carry her to the table, where she immediately started tearing into her salad with ravenous enthusiasm. I took a more controlled approach to my PB&J sandwich, as did Spike and Twilight to their daffodil sandwiches.
"So," Twilight started, "what are we going to do about this whole thing?"
I swallowed the piece of sandwich I had been chewing.
"What do you mean?"
"Well, I don't want to leave Spike alone yet. He may be nearly as old as me, but as a dragon, he still has a lot of growing up to do."
"You know I'm right here, right?"
Twilight sighed.
"And that's the other part of it. I'm still too accustomed to having him around and watching out for him. I'm too used to being the big sister, and I'm having a hard time letting him do his own thing."
I grinned again.
"I don't think it's himself he's been doing."
Spike turned a fantastic shade of red at the comment, and Twilight let her head fall onto the table in exasperation. After a moment, she looked back up at me angrily.
"That's not what I meant and you know it!"
"Yes, and that's what makes it all the funnier."
I took another bite of my sandwich as Twilight calmed down and Spike rubbed his face with a claw. Pinkie had finished most of her salad, and was absentmindedly chewing on one of the few remaining leaves of lettuce.
"What I mean," Twilight continued with obvious effort, "is that we aren't going to be able to come over here every time we want to do something-"
-Or each other."
Twilight glared at me.
"Are you going to do that every time?"
"Only when I'm sure it's what you actually mean."
She sighed again.
"So if I just say it myself, you'll stop interrupting?"
"Yep! Although I don't know if that'll be better or worse for Spike."
She cradled her head in her hands.
"Spike?"
He had his head on the table, covered with both arms.
"Just get it over with."
Twilight resumed her upright position and gripped the table.
"Alright, fine. We aren't going to be able to use my room every time we want to have sex, so we need to find somewhere else. I know Pinkie's room is pretty much off limits, since she lives with Mr. and Mrs. Cake, so is your house available for us to use when we're feeling horny, Zephyr?"
I nodded.
"Sure. I've been needing an excuse to start decorating, anyway."
Pinkie tilted her head, and the piece of lettuce she was chewing disappeared.
"Why do you need an excuse to decorate? That's like needing an excuse to have friends."
"Maybe, but I spend more time out of my house than in it, so I never bothered."
"Anyway!" Twilight stopped us from going further, "We can come over tonight, then?"
I nodded again.
"Okay. And your house is over on... um..." She blinked a couple times. "I just realized I have no idea where you live."
Pinkie opened her mouth, then closed it and looked down in thought for a moment before a truly perplexed expression covered her face.
"Neither do I, actually. How do I not know where you live? I know where everypony lives."
I grinned.
"I'm not a pony. Also, no one in Ponyville knows where I live. They never ask, I never tell, and this will be the first time I've brought anyone home with me. The few visitors I have had were directed to me by the Princesses. That's why my house is pretty much bare. No one is expecting it to be fancy or well-furnished. It's quite nice, actually. I don't have to worry about what anyone else thinks of my living conditions, and there's no mess of random stuff to stub my toes on when I'm walking around barefoot in the morning."
Both of the mares and the dragon sitting at the table stared in mild confusion and partial understanding at the idea of my house being almost empty. I took the opportunity to finish my sandwich, which Spike had even gone to the trouble of making with crunchy peanut butter. I almost felt bad about the disturbing imagery of his sister and Celestia I had given his brain. Almost.
"So," Pinkie broke the silence, "your place tonight?"
"My place tonight. I'll get you both later, but I have something else I need to check up on first. So, I'll see you both later."
I got up, gave Twilight and Pinkie each a kiss, and waved to Spike as I left. He waved back, so I knew we were still good.
I went to the market first, since I hadn't done any shopping in a while, and managed to get through most of my list without too much issue. There was, in particular, a much smaller number of mares trying to hit on me, which I made a mental note of for when Twilight finally started experimenting with that whole issue. She had apparently forgotten about it, but that wouldn't last. The one stall I was worried about, though, was the one that I wanted to go to the most, since it had my favorite food out of all of them, but the mare who usually ran it still wasn't entirely comfortable around me. Fortunately, she wasn't running it on this particular day.
"Heya, Big Mac. Good sales, today?" It was a mostly rhetorical question, since I could see the empty apple baskets behind him.
"Eeyup." That didn't mean he wouldn't answer, though. "You lookin' fer a bushel, today?"
"If you've got enough, yeah. Applejack still makes a big deal out of our little 'encounter', so I don't risk coming here when she's working. I just wish she'd quit acting like she wronged me somehow. I can understand why Fluttershy still can't even speak to me, that's just how she is, but AJ really needs to lighten up. It's not like I'm expecting anything else from her. She does understand that, right?"
Big Mac handed me my bag of apples, and I put them on my shoulder next to the potatoes I bought.
"I don't rightly know, Zephyr, but I do know I've heard her sayin' yer name through the wall at night. Could be she doesn't like the fact that she likes you, and she just doesn't know how to say it, so she tries to make you hate her, instead. I know she came back with Apple Bloom in a right state of confusion. I could hear her talkin' to herself in her room fer over an hour 'bout how she hated how well you treated the Crusaders."
I hummed in thought, then nodded to the massive stallion as I turned away.
"Thanks for the info, Big Mac. I may be able to figure out what's going on, now."
"Eeyup."
I headed back home, and unpacked my groceries into their appropriate spaces. I looked at the clock, and found that I still had an hour before I needed to get Twilight and Pinkie. In light of that information, I decided to go see how Time Turner was doing. his shop was already closed, I knew, so I headed straight for his house. I knocked on the door, and heard him call for me to wait before the sound of a pony falling down a flight of stairs was heard from behind the door. Said door was flung open, to reveal Time Turner, shirtless, covered in sweat, with his mane swirled like it had been in a blender, and his fur mussed up everywhere. I stared for a moment, and he stared back, panting too hard to speak.
"Well, it looks like your talk with Derpy went alright."
He flailed his arms for a moment, sputtering incoherently.
"'Alright'? 'Alright'?! That potion you gave me turned her into a sex-crazed maniac! I barely managed to get her to let me go and answer the door!"
I cocked my head in confusion.
"That's not what I wanted it to do."
"Well, it doesn't matter, now! She's 'finished' at least four times, and I've done at least six. And she still wants more! I can't stand this much longer!"
"Sounds like you'll need to wear her out."
He flailed and sputtered again.
"Wh-b-kh- AND HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?!?"
"Use your strength, and take control. Remember that there are more ways to get a mare off than just your third leg. How did she take the idea initially, though?"
He finally started to calm down.
"Fine, actually. She's been hoping for me to get another mare for a while, apparently. I only took the potion because I was freaking out about how to get Colgate to agree."
"Timey! Come back! I'm not done yet!"
"Sounds like you need to make her pass out, first. I'm busy the next couple of days, so I'll talk to you later, okay?"
He made a sound somewhere between a sigh and a sob, and nodded.
"Alright. Just leave me to my fate, then."
"Hey, it's not that bad. And she'll probably stop if you tell her to."
"Yeah, maybe. I'll see you later. I hope."
"You'll be fine. You always are."
He went back in, and I gave a final wave before heading off. I decided to pick up Twilight first, since she was further, and Pinkie would still be on the tail end of her job at Sugarcube Corner. As I expected, Twilight was ready to go, dressed in the same clothes she had previously, plus a purple vest that matched her coat and a pink carnation behind her ear.
"What's with the flower?"
She exhaled sharply, obviously nervous.
"It's a symbol. Whenever a mare wants to join a herd, or in this case, a pack, they typically give a flower with the same color as their coat to the lead mare of the group. It's a sort of pledge, that the new mare will be loyal, and won't try to get rid of the lead mare or take over her position."
I put my arm around Twilight's shoulders, and we started making our way to the bakery. When we got there, we found Pinkie bouncing in place outside, obviously excited about the evening's plans. I let myself stare at her chest as we approached, until she noticed us and stopped bouncing as she waved.
Oh well. I'll be getting a much better look later, anyway.
"Hi, guys! You all ready? Because I'm ready. I'm more ready than I've ever been before, I mean, seriously..."
I put my other arm around Pinkie and petted Twilight's mane as she leaned against me and took deep breaths. I simply let Pinkie ramble, since it would take some of the edge off her inevitable endurance during the coming activities. Twilight grabbed my hand with both of hers, and turned her face into my chest, breathing into my clothes. Pinkie was nearly hopping when we were only halfway there, forcing me to hold her down or risk having her launch off the face of the planet entirely. It did, however, give me another chance to stare at her bouncing bosom, and I could feel my penis beginning to awaken as I imagined the things I planned to do to the two mares i was currently taking to my bedroom. By the time we finally arrived, I had several goals set for the evening, and I planned on fulfilling all of them. I unlocked the door and swung it open, allowing my mares to enter first.
"Step into my parlor, ladies. It's going to be a long night."
Both of them shuddered as they preceded me, and I closed and locked the door behind me before directing them down the hall on the right and up the stairs to the left. We reached the bedroom, and Pinkie wasted no time jumping onto it, laying down on her back and not bothering to lower her shirt back to where it was. Twilight followed, and sat down on the edge, where she began unbuttoning her vest. I quickly undid my boots and kicked them off into the corner, then lunged for Twilight as she finally got the last button on her vest undone. I picked her up and realigned her with the bed, and Pinkie rolled over to watch as I made out with her. I ran my hands down Twilight's sides, bringing them back together when they reached her pants so I could unbutton those, as well. I pulled away so I could get the obstructive clothing off of Twilight's legs, and I caught Pinkie's eye, prompting her to take my place at Twilight's mouth. Twilight, for her part, was getting better at the battle for control that sex with Pinkie Pie is, and grabbed her mare's flank as they began making out in earnest.
Well that's an odd thought. Pinkie is Twilight's mare just as much as mine. My partial arousal was quickly inflamed at the idea of having Twilight use her spells to full effect on Pinkie in all the best ways. I shook my head, saving the idea for later, and returned my focus on the current situation, which had quickly escalated as Twilight rolled Pinkie over and pressed her hands into the pink mare's breast and flank, massaging both and making Pinkie let out muffled squeals of delight. The action was not left unreturned, though, as Pinkie grabbed Twilight's horn and started stroking it, while using her other hand on Twilight's pussy, which was getting wet enough to make a damp spot on her red panties. The two-handed assault got results more quickly than I expected, as Twilight pulled away and gasped for air. I already knew that unicorn horns could be used for what was typically referred to as a 'horngasm', but I had been saving the technique until she asked me for it. I didn't have any intention of letting Pinkie get to do it first, though, and quickly decided to stop her.
By making her reach orgasm first.
I dove underneath Twilight's legs, and shoved my head between Pinkie's, pulling her panties away and moving them aside so I could get my tongue into her, tasting her sugary juices. She squeaked in surprise, and started squirming as I got to work, grabbing her unattended flank with one hand and using my other to rub at her outer lips. She moaned appreciatively, and I could hear Twilight as she got her breathing back under control. I put more strength behind my tongue pushes, lapping deeper and deeper into Pinkie's folds as she relaxed and moaned at the ministrations of Twilight and myself. Finally, I pressed my mouth right up against her entrance, and slowly extended my tongue, probing every inch of flesh I could reach before going further. Pinkie writhed beneath me, and Twilight began grinding herself on my back, becoming more aroused every second. I decided that my cock wasn't going to get any harder without becoming painful, and moved my hands down to open my pants, forcing my weight onto my mouth and fully extended tongue as I managed to maneuver my lips around Pinkie's clit and start sucking on it hard. She nearly shrieked in pleasure, and her body locked up until I removed my mouth and began moving forward, crawling between the two and leaving a trail of kisses and licks along Pinkie's front as I pushed her shirt up and revealed her breasts. I gave her a long kiss on her mouth as my dick brushed her labia, then lifted myself up and swung my arm back to reach Twilight's nethers and give her some attention. I nosed Pinkie's fingers, and looked straight into her eyes. She got the message, and let go of Twilight's horn, but wasn't quite sure where to go next. I grabbed her fingers in my teeth, and guided her to Twilight's neck. I flexed my pelvis to straighten my dick, and pressed my tip into Pinkie slowly, realigning as necessary while I started licking Twilight's horn. Both mares let out high-pitched whinnies, and I simply began moving my entire body back and forth, fucking Pinkie while both fingering and licking Twilight, who leaned further into me as my speed increased. Sparks began to issue from Twilight's horn, popping pleasantly against my face and tongue as she went cross-eyed trying to look at me.
"Zephyr.... I'm getting close. Haah. Let me down onto Pinkie, please. Geh."
I pulled out of Pinkie, then let go of Twilight's heaving body as she lowered herself and grabbed Pinkie's face, making out with the earth pony with gusto. I started slowly jerking myself as their pussies rubbed together, my current position giving me a full view of them both as they slipped and ground against one another. I placed my other hand on Twilight's plot, gently massaging as the make out session became even more heated, sloppy pops and slurps accompanying the moans and groans and gasps of the two mares that had given me free reign of their bodies. The sparks coming from Twilight's horn also increased, growing in intensity until she could have been used as a fireworks display. She suddenly sat up, her eyes glowing white, and I removed my hand from her ass as she ground her pussy furiously against Pinkie's. Sparks flew everywhere over the pink mare, covering her in shimmering lights as they both screamed. The light from Twilight's horn suddenly spiked, forcing me to shield my eyes. When I could see again, the lights had coalesced on Pinkie's face, and began to fade while both mares caught their breath. I caught Twilight before she fell onto Pinkie, and lowered her down gently before laying on top of them both.
"You two okay?"
They nodded, and Twilight swallowed several times before speaking.
"I just directed my surge into Pinkie. It's one of the older forms of unicorn sex. Basically, unless I undo it, any unicorn can see my magical aura attached to hers. It's a way of claiming membership in a herd. Or pack."
"I see. You look pretty tired after that, though."
"I am."
"Alright, then. You just take it easy for now. Pinkie, roll over."
I lifted myself up as she did, taking Twilight with her while leaving me on top of them both. Seeing that Pinkie had worn a strapless bra, I released the clasp and did away with the unnecessary cloth. Pinkie's breasts dangled beneath her, freed from their prison, and I took the chance to grab and squeeze the fleshy pillows. She turned around and kissed me, grabbed my dick, and pulled me forward, prompting me to lean back and line up with her entrance so I could resume fucking her. Once I was in, her pussy walls clenched at my length, the slick flesh allowing me to build up speed quickly. I sank my hands into her plush plot, and grinned at the long, low moan it earned me.
"Twilight, could you do me a favor?"
"Yeah, Zephyr?"
"Suck Pinkie's tits for me. I always feel like they're going to fall off her if no one does anything with them."
I could hear the sound of her sucking on Pinkie's mounds, and Pinkie began wiggling in pleasure, adding to my own stimulation as i continued fucking her, in and out, in and out, side to side. Wiggle wiggle.
A loud pop sounded as Twilight pulled off, and I could hear her licking her lips at the taste.
"I didn't know you lactate, Pinkie."
My current conquest giggled as I picked up my speed again.
"Most ponies don't. A lot of them think it's weird, and it doesn't come up in most conversations, so nopony finds out."
"It tastes familiar, though."
I heard more sucking as Pinkie began to clench around me, bringing my own climax closer.
"I know I've... wait...."
My thrusts became frantic as I neared my end.
"Pinkie, have you been using your own milk for your baking?!"
My brain, working overtime from the arousal, suddenly ran through the entire chain of events that sentence implied, and I hilted myself, pouring semen into Pinkie even as her own climax crashed through her, caressing my dick and coaxing out a few extra spurts.
"Yeah..." Pinkie panted as we came down off our biological high, "sometimes. Not always, but... occasionally I don't have time to do anything else. Apparently everypony likes it more than regular milk, too. Not sure why."
I pulled out as Twilight lay shell-shocked beneath us.
"Probably because you eat so much of everything, so your body makes better milk," I offered. Twilight nodded, her academic side on autopilot. I laughed. "I guess we're done for now." I patted Pinkie's head, then took off my shirt and put my dick away. "I expect you both to be ready in the morning, though."
"Okay Zephyr!" Pinkie latched onto my side as I laid down, and I pulled Twilight onto her spot on my chest.
"Y-y-yeah...." Obviously, Twilight needed some sleep, and I was more than happy to oblige her as Pinkie began snoring.
Tomorrow morning is going to need a shower.
Author's Note
Long chapter before school starts back up. Updates will be slow for a while.
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