The Sexiest Man in Equestria

by Clip-Clop

Sleep or Shower?

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I became aware of myself and immediately felt a pair of lips brushing against the back of my ear, the breathing of the one behind me making my skin itch. I brought my hand up and grabbed the muzzle of whoever was there, holding them against me as they giggled and a dark wing draped itself over my side. I recognized the voice, sighed happily, then rolled, putting my body on top of Luna's, guiding myself to her mouth with my hand. She hummed as I ran my hand from her muzzle down to her collarbone, and shuddered as I gently ran my fingers against her pelt while my other hand grabbed her cutie mark and started kneading it. Her own arms pulled my head against hers to deepen the kiss, and her wings wrapped around me as our tongues danced gently with each other. Finally, we pulled away from one another and simply nuzzled each other's faces for a moment.

"I missed you, Zephyr."

"It's only been a couple of days, Luna."

"It feels like weeks." She dropped her head to my shoulder and held it there.

"Are you alright?"

"I will be. We've been having some disturbing occurrences."

"What do you mean?"

She sighed and rolled next to me.

"Ponies have been disappearing. They leave their homes one day, and simply vanish. There's no sounds of fighting, no signs of a struggle, and there's been no demands made. We have no idea what's going on."

I stayed silent for a moment. I already knew what had happened, but Luna didn't need to know, and she wouldn't read my thoughts without my approval first.

"Well, I do at least have a distraction for you, then."

She looked up at me curiously.

"Pinkie has asked to join the pack."

Luna's face turned pensive as she considered it.

"Well, I certainly have no complaint. It might be enjoyable to have her join us, considering her seemingly boundless energy. I assume I may bring her here?"

"Yeah. I just want to watch to start, though. Maybe you could show her your 'special surprise?' I'm sure she'd like it."

Luna's grin turned mischievous and sexy.

"And what will you do, my virile beau?"

"I'll wait until she's ready, then finish her off."

"Alright, then. Give me a moment."

She sat up, and her horn glowed. A moment later, Pinkie was laying next to us, snoring slightly. Luna crawled on top of the pink mare, and gently kissed an ear, making it flick. Pinkie shuddered awake, then yawned and stretched. Once she was done, she looked up at Luna and blinked a few times.

"Hi, Princess Luna! Didn't expect you to drop in!"

"Well, since you're here, would you like to join us?" Luna asked as she gestured to me. Pinkie looked in my direction, and her eyes went wide.

"Oooooohhhh. So this is who you meant! I didn't think Princess Luna was your special somepony too, Zephyr. Oh! That means this is a dream, right? So what are we gonna do? Ride rollercoasters? Learn to fly? Maybe we could try one of those things you always talk about from your world, Zephyr! What were they called again? Cats? Calls?"

"Cars?" I offered.

"That's the one!" Pinkie started bouncing beneath Luna in excitement. "Can we try one of those?"

I grinned.

"Maybe next time. Right now, Luna gets a turn to see what you can do. I'm just going to watch, for now."

"Okie-dokie-lokie!" Pinkie instantly began kissing Luna paasionately, shoving their muzzles together as she grabbed one of Luna's breasts. Luna responded by pushing her back down into the pillows and grabbing back. The two mares moaned into each other, and I could see something else growing between Luna's legs. As they made out, my own erection grew to the point of being painful, while Luna's quickly-forming dream-cock swung back and forth with their motions.

Finally, Luna pulled away from Pinkie, and pulled herself into a kneeling position, showing Pinkie the foot-and-a-half-long member tht now stood at attention, throbbing with anticipation. Pinkie stared at it wide-eyed as Luna lowered herself to the pink pussy that was now dripping with arousal, and began rubbing herself against Pinkie's outer lips. Luna's cock lay against Pinkie's entrance, slightly spreading her lips as Luna ran her entire length up and down the wet, pink folds. As my own dick throbbed painfully for attention, I decided I wanted to focus more on the show than the pain, and slowly started stroking my own length, patiently watching as Luna finally began pushing her tip against Pinkie's labia. After a couple seconds of increasing effort, Luna suddenly slid into Pinkie's pussy with a small pop. She slowly pushed her way forward, letting Pinkie feel every inch as the dream-cock filled her. When their hips finally met, Luna grabbed Pinkie's hips, and began slowly thrusting. Pinkie moaned as Luna filled her over and over. Luna let out small gasps as Pinkie's pussy pulled at her every time she left.

Luna picked up her pace, making both their breasts shake with every thrust. She continued increasing the speed and strength of her pounding, until their tits were bouncing enough to hear a slap every time they fell, and her ass was jiggling tantalizingly. Unable to wait any longer, I got up, crawled behind Luna, and gently pushed her forward, leaning her over Pinkie and giving me access to her ass. She hilted herself inside Pinkie's warm depths, and held herself there as they entered another makeout session. I massaged Luna's flanks a little first, and rubbed my own dick between her cheeks. The soft fur sent unique spikes of pleasure through my cock, but I didn't want to waste time tonight on further foreplay. I lined up my cock with her anus, and slowly pushed in, making her moan into Pinkie's mouth as I filled her. I gripped her flanks tightly, enjoying the feel of my fingers sinking into her slightly pudgy flesh as my digits were engulfed. Once I had a good grip, I pulled out as slowly as I could, making Luna pant and whine as Pinkie continued her oral assault. When the head of my dick caught the edge of Luna's pucker, I twisted my hands slightly, reinforcing my grip as Luna wiggled in pleasure, shaking her own cock inside Pinkie as she did so. I slammed back in, shoving Luna forward into Pinkie. Both mares moaned, and I began building a rhythm with my thrusts as they continued their battles of tongues. I leaned over Luna for stability, and spent several seconds pounding away at her with quick, short thrusts, which in turn caused her own cock to plunge into Pinkie's folds at an equal frequency. I returned to my previous pace, and increased the strength of my thrusts as both mares suddenly broke away from their kissing, and Luna turned to face me as Pinkie's whines of pleasure began sounding like whinnies.

"Zephyr... We-hnnn-we can't hold on much longer. Pinkie is beginning to clench, and I can't keep going like this without a climax."

I pulled out, and rolled them over without removing Luna's cock from Pinkie's snatch.

"Well, then, I guess we should finish this up." I grabbed Pinkie's arm, and shoved my dick into her ass, resuming my earlier pace. Luna quickly joined me in fucking our new partner, and she alternated her thrusts with mine so that one of us was always filling Pinkie's holes. I could feel Pinkie's insides quivering, and a tightening in my own groin informed me of my own impending climax. I leaned over Pinkie, and pulled her back as she panted with lust to talk to Luna.

"Don't stop until I say, alright?"

Luna looked slightly confused, but the pleasure drowned out her thoughts and she nodded, refocusing her efforts on fucking Pinkie as all three of us began to move more desperately. I switched my grip from Pinkie's arm to her legs, and started pulling her back in time with my thrusting. Luna caught on fast, and changed her rhythm to move in time with me, forcing both our members into Pinkie's holes at once with every slap of hips against hips. Pinkie's moans and whinnies had completely died, and she now gibbered wordlessly with pleasure, her tongue hanging out of her open mouth, flopping around with every violation of her insides. Luna came first, however, and feeling her dick throb through Pinkie's flesh pushed me over the edge. Pinkie came simultaneously with me, and her back arched as I began pumping her with cum. I could feel every surge of semen being pushed into her ass, and I held myself in as the pressure tried to push me out. Pinkie squeaked as the pressure of my cum became too much, and my seed began to flood upwards through her digestive track. I could still feel Luna's cock pulsing as she came, and I knew she wouldn't stop until I did, making me grin with predatory glee.

I hope they're both ready for this, because I'm not stopping any time soon.

I grabbed Pinkie's arms again, and pulled her up slightly, allowing me to see her belly as it began to swell with cum. The sight sent another jolt of arousal through me, and an extra-large spurt of cum forced its way into Pinkie's stomach.

"Zephyr..." Pinkie whimpered, "How much more? I don't think I can fit very much more than this. It's going to fill me up."

"I know." I grinned as her breathing became labored. Her breasts heaved as the bulging in her belly climbed, signaling the path my cum was taking up her esophagus. She coughed and sputtered, then tried to scream as my cum cut off her speech abilities, turning it into a gurgle as she sprayed a small torrent of cum from her mouth, splattering the headboard and dripping onto Luna's breasts.

"You can stop now, Luna." I finally felt my orgasm ebb, but Pinkie was still full to bursting, and she heaved several more globs of semen from her mouth, painting the headboard a surprisingly even shade of white, soaking the pillows, and staining Luna's face with cum. I let go of Pinkie's arms, and she fell forward onto Luna, coughing up more cum as the force of the fall pressed against her cum-swollen belly. I pulled out, letting the last couple strands of my ejaculation splatter across her ass, and rubbed her back soothingly. Her mouth and nose were dribbling cum, but she was smiling widely and her eyes were locked on mine as she coughed and panted.

"We abso-cough cough-absolutely need to-phwoo-do this again. That felt sooooo good."

Luna grinned up at me through her cum-mask.

"I suppose I'll need to practice my dream-form some more, won't I?"

I nodded.

"Yeah. Just make sure you let me know. I want a part of that."

Luna giggled, and licked some of the stray semen off of Pinkie's muzzle.

"You always do."

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When I woke up for real the next morning, I found myself in an oddly familiar position. I could feel my cock engulfed in something warm and wet, and I could feel the weight of another body on top of me. I flexed my fingers, unintentionally squeezing both of my mares' asses, and as my mind grew clearer, I realized that it was Twilight who was impaled on my dick. She looked up at me as I opened my eyes, and grinned lustily.

"Hey, Zephyr. Sorry, but I woke up a few minutes ago, and you were rock-hard and humping the air. I figured I might as well give you something to thrust into, and climbed on. I'm not sure what came over me."

I squeezed her ass again, and resumed rolling my hips into her, making her moan.

"I think I'll be what came over you in a minute. But not here." I pushed Twilight down fully onto my dick, and turned to Pinkie. I maneuvered my hand around her shoulders, and angled her head up so I could kiss her. Once I had my lips locked with hers, I moved my hand back down, squeezing her tits tightly and forcing the milk out. Pinkie moaned, and I opened one eye as she woke up, automatically returning the kiss even as her brain obviously struggled to get her fully awake. I pulled back, and moved my hand down to her flank, grabbing tightly and sinking my fingers into her plush plot.

"Morning, poofy."

She yawned in response and blinked as her eyes finally focused on me, making her lick her lips.

"Morning, Zephyr. Was that real?"

"As real as it can be, at least."

Twilight looked between us.

"I missed something good, didn't I?"

"Don't worry, Twi," I said as I gave her cheek a lick, "you'll get your chance, too. I just knew already that Pinkie would enjoy it. I wasn't sure about your tastes, yet. Enough of that, though. We all need a shower." I gently pushed Twilight off me, and we all got out of bed together. Pinkie bounded to the bathroom, and I could hear her turn the water on as Twilight followed me in.

I had, originally, wanted a small bathroom, with small accoutrements. As my sexual reputation increased, however, I started finding myself having sex in the shower, or over the sink, or during a bath. I quickly decided to solve the issue of bumping against various surfaces during these activities by making everything bigger. I had to sacrifice the guest room to do it, but I never actually used that anyway. Understandably, Twilight gaped as she came in at the shower/bathtub that was big enough to hold five people. I know, I checked. Pinkie was already in, checking the water. I stepped in as well, and Twilight soon followed, walking a circle around the edge.

"This thing is huge! I don't think even the royal baths are this big!"

"Actually, they're bigger. The part of the royal baths that most folks see is only a facade. Luna especially loves being able to float around in the bubbles. It makes her feel like she's in space, apparently." Twilight stared at me, unable to decide how, precisely, she felt about that.

"Got it!" Pinkie called. I heard the gurgle of water as it flowed into the three shower heads, and sighed as the heat poured across me.

"Come here, Pinkie. I'll get your tail."

"Oh, thanks, Zephyr!" I grabbed one of the two bottles of shampoo on the side as she walked next to me and turned around, and rubbed it into the base of her tail as she got some for her mane. i looked over my shoulder to see Twilight starting to work her fur with a sponge.

"Twilight, come over here. Just because I'm not working on you right this second doesn't mean you get to bathe on your own. Not while you're doing so at the same time as two other people." Twilight blushed, and slowly made her way over to us, obviously unsure of her steps on the wet floor, despite the texturing that I had built into it to prevent slip-ups. Once she was close enough, I pulled Pinkie over.

"Pinkie, help Twilight get clean, would you?"

"Okie-dokie-lokie!" She grabbed another sponge, and poured some soap on it before going to town on Twilight's body. She pulled the unicorn against her, and began rubbing the sponge up and down Twilight's sides before slipping the sponge between them. She scrubbed against Twilight's torso, squeezing both their tits as I moved around them. I poured another glob of shampoo, and began rubbing at the base of Twilight's tail as Pinkie pulled them even closer to reach Twilight's back. As Pinkie's hand travelled down Twilight's back, scrubbing all the way, they both began moaning, reawakening my morning wood into a proper arousal. I stood back up, and pressed my growing erection into Twilight's butt, letting her feel my growth as her fur tickled me and sent spikes of pleasure pinballing through my genitals. I pulled her away from Pinkie, garnering a whine of disappointment from the earth pony.

"Sorry, Pinkie, but it is her turn. If you want to get yourself ready while you clean up, though, I'll finish you off once I'm done with her."

Pinkie nodded, eagerly dropping to her knees to watch as she scrubbed her most sensitive parts. I hooked an arm under Twilight's leg and lifted it up, forcing her to lean against the wall for balance as I put her knee on my shoulder, and lined up my cock with her entrance, now thoroughly lubed by the streaming water pouring down our bodies. I parted her outer lips easily, and slid into her with a wet schlick. She moaned as I hilted myself, and I set my feet against a couple of larger nubs in the floor, giving me the traction I needed to start building up a rhythm. The wet slap of my hips against her inner thighs punctuated each schlick as I pushed in and pulled out of her pussy. Behind me, I could hear Pinkie groaning, fueling my arousal and prompting me to go faster, making Twilight's breasts swing back and forth.

"Twilight. I'm going to finish quickly this time." I wondered if she even heard me past my own grunting and the sounds of our fucking, until she nodded.

"Okay. Just pull out first. I want to taste it."

I let out a single, stifled laugh, and fucked her harder, making her whinny with pleasure as my dick slid roughly along her walls. Finally, I could feel my balls tighten, and I pulled out, allowing her to fall to her knees in front of me. She opened her mouth and stuck out her tongue, looking at me with pleading eyes. Pinkie quickly scooted against her, and grabbed Twilight's cheeks with a single finger each, pulling out to give me a bigger target as I jerked myself furiously. As the first spurts pulsed out of my dick, I lowered myself down, and put the head of my cock against Twilight's tongue, shooting my load directly into her mouth. She groaned with lusty appreciation, and once I had squeezed out the last couple drops, she engulfed my tip and sucked it dry. I watched her cheeks move as she swirled my cum, then she froze for a moment before showing me her empty mouth. I smiled with barely-contained desire as she made it apparent she had swallowed all of my cum. I pulled both of them up, and gave each a kiss as I squeezed their flanks.

"Alright, girls. We've had our fun, now we need to finish up here before we have to go and actually take care of other things."


Author's Note

Which do you choose?

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