Frank Reynolds Visits Equestria

Frank continued to stare at the puddle's reflection.

He had his face and facial hair but his skin is now red and has a light reddish unicorn horn on his forehead.

Frank touched the horn. "Is this my dick or is this where I make magic or something?"

He sighed as he walked around the deep green forest.

"Where the shit am-OW!"

Frank flinched as he stepped on something that felt a bit painful.

"What the?" He said as he looked on his hoof, which had a small branch stuck inside the hoof.

"This goddamn branch..." Frank's horn started to glow a red glow.

A faint red aura surrounded the branch and it pulled it out of the hoof.

The red glow disappeared and the branch fell to the ground as Frank let out a yelp as he almost fell down.

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I CAN USE MAGIC?!"

Frank just stared at the branch and pointed his horn to the branch.

As the horn glowed, the branch also glowed with a red aura.

Frank let out a smile as he floated the branch around him.

"Sweeeeeeeeeeeet..."

He used his magic to break the branch, turning it into wood dust.

As the glow disappeared, the dust fell to the ground.

As his horn glowed, Frank let out a grin. "Wonder what else can this bad boy does?"

As he walked around, he noticed a sunny field outside the forest.

With a raised eyebrow, Frank headed towards the field.

As he exited out of the forest, he noticed that there were ponies hanging out in the fields, either walking around, having picnics, or playing with a frisbees.

Frank let out a smile. "More chicks than dudes...I wonder if..."

Frank frowned as his eyes grew bigger. "Wait, I'm a guy! Why would I bang a horse? Then why am I thinking that a pony would be sexy...well I am a pony. I wonder if this world has whores I can bang? Gotta get money though...wait a minute. I can just rob someone! I wonder if I have my..."

Frank used his magic to check around his flank for something he hoped he still had.

Frank let out a relieved smile as he pulled his desired object in front of him.

"MY GUN!" Frank exclaimed as the gun made a click sound. "Sweet! Now we're talki-What's the thing on my ass?"

Frank looked on his flank and was surprised to see a cash sign on his flank.

"What's this shit doing on my ass? Do all these horses have butt tattoos?"

He examined one cross-eyed grey pegasus's flank and noticed the bubble tattoo on her flank.

"Huh. I guess they do. Now then, who shall I rob first?"

He noticed six ponies and a small dragon having a small picnic. One blue pegasus with a rainbow mane was chatting with an orange pony with blonde hair and a cowboy hat. A white unicorn with a blue curled mane calmly sipped her apple cider as a yellow pegasus with pink hair did the same. An incredibly pink pony was smiling as she ate cupcakes. A purple winged unicorn was calmly eating her sandwich and drinking her cider. The young purple dragon was also sipping his cider. The picnic consisted of sandwiches, apple cider, cupcakes, and colorful jewels, which immediately caught Frank's attention.

"Ahh...jewelry! Thank God this world has some riches! Hmm...how would I approach this...I know! I'll pretend to be new in town and maybe let me stay in the picnic so that I can secretly steal those gem! Hahaha! It's idiot-proof! IT'S CHARLIE-PROOF!"

Frank then calmed his face and let out s straight face as he walked towards the picnic.

Frank tried to grab the attention of the ponies and dragon. "Heyo!"

The ponies stopped doing what they were doing and stared at Frank.

"Uh...howdy?" The orange pony confusedly greeted with a wave.

"Who're you?" The blue pegasus asked.

"I'm..." Frank thought for a while. "Dr. Toboggan...Mantis Toboggan!"

"O...K..." The blue pegasus muttered with a raised eyebrow. "Well I'm Rainbow Dash. The pink pony's Pinkie Pie, the white unicorn's Rarity, the orange pony's Applejack, the yellow pegasus's Fluttershy, the purple dragon's Spike, and, of course, the purple alicorn, Princess Twilight Sparkle!"

The purple pony giggled, "Just Twilight please. I'm not big on that Princess thing."

"Right." Frank muttered. "Pony? Pegasus? Unicorn? Dragon? ALICORN?! Oh god I'm in a girl's show..." He thought bitterly.

Pinkie Pie jumped up to Frank, surprising him. "So you're a doctor?! That's cool! Do you do that tongue test?! Do you kick ponies knees with that thingie?! Do you take ponies' a temperature?! Do you-Wait, if you're a doctor, then what's with your Cutie Mark?"

Frank recovered from his surprised state and then stared at her. "What the shit's a Cutie Mark?"

Everypony (and the dragon) gasped. "Are you serious?!" Spike blurted out. "Even the non-ponies know what a Cutie Mark is!!"

Frank shrugged and adjusted his glasses. "Well I don't."

Twilight sighed. "Well, a Cutie Mark is something that represents a pony's talent that makes him or her special. I'm honestly confused though. Your profession is doctor but your Cutie Mark is a cash sign, which represents a millionaire or somepony good with money, kinda like Diamond Tiara's father, Filthy Rich."

"Ya lost me at Cutie Mark." Frank muttered as he yawned.

"Well." Rarity explained as concise as she can. "You're a doctor. You don't have a doctor's Cutie Mark."

Frank looked back to his Cutie Mark. "If these girls find out I'm an Earthling," Frank thought carefully, "I'm toast as shit and will lose the chance to take those gems..."

Frank turned to the Mane 6, "Well, uh, I'm not really a doctor, um, that's what my parents named me...they were, uh, stupid."

Applejack shook her head. "Shouldn't criticize your elders."

Fluttershy looked at the ground shyly. "Um...where are your parents from?"

"Shit."

"Uh..." Frank muttered as medium-sized beads of sweat came out of the top of his head.

"Manehatte-"

"MANEHATTEN!" Frank shouted, interrupting Rainbow Dash's suggestion. "My parents were born there! Yeah. I was born there. Yeah...yup."

The girls stared at Frank. "Could you excuse us please?" Twilight asked Frank. The Mane 6 and Spike turned around.

"I dunno." Rainbow Dash whispered. "He seems weird."

"Well, he seems new here," Applejack whispered back. "So maybe we should give him a good ol' Ponyville welcome!"

"Here here!" Pinkie whispered loudly. "I'll be happy to give him a big welcome party!"

The girls and Spike turned to Frank.

"Welcome to Ponyville Mantis Toboggan!" Applejack shouted enthusiastically.

"What kind of a fuc-er. I mean, thank you! And please call me Mantis." Frank happily replied back.

"Ya wanna join our picnic Mantis?" Applejack asked.

Frank raised an eyebrow. "Man, they're making it easier for me to rob them." He thought as he smiled. "Alright. I'll join your picnic."

Frank sat next to Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie and dug his hand into the picnic basket.

He took out a sandwich. He opened it slightly and found some hay and flowers.

Frank let out a disgusted face as he whispered, "What the shit? Grass and plants? Ugh..."

Frank sighed and took a huge bite. To his surprise, it didn't taste as awful as he had expected.

"Hey. I just realized something." Pinkie Pie blurted out with a smile. "Mantis said shit. We don't know what shit is. We heard somepony yell out shit. Mantis kinda sounds like the somepony who yelled out shit!"

The Mane 6 and Spike all stared at Frank.

"Uh......"

"Think, Frank, think..."

"Coincidence?"

To his relief, everypony believed him.

Spike shook his head, smiling as he took out a gem and bit through as it were like an apple.

Frank's eyes widen. "That goddamn dragon just ate that like a goddamn pear?!?! Shit, I think these gems are fake or some shit...damn it. I can always rob their cash..."

Frank let out a defeated sigh as he took another bite of the sandwich. "Damn good sandwich though..."