Frank Reynolds Visits Equestria

10:30 PM
On a Friday
Philadelphia, PA
Charlie's Apartment

Two men were facing each, both of them had competitive glares plastered on their faces.

They both stepped barefooted on the slightly cat-hair filled floor that had a mild stench that almost filled the apartment.

Outside, cats were heard meowing and a faint car alarm was heard, which only increased the intensity that these two men were experiencing.

One of the men, a short man with some black hair on the sides of his head, adjusted his glasses while the other man, a younger man with black hair and a beard, let a small grin form on his lips.

"OK Charlie." The short man whispered with determination and a smirk. "One more game and that's it."

"You're going down Frank!" Charlie shouted with a triumphant tone in his yell.

"Alright. Dare or Dare?" Frank asked.

"Dare!" Charlie shouted.

Frank put his hand on his chin as he thought.

He finally said, "Alright Charlie...I dare you to..."

Charlie let out a reluctant sigh as he and Frank walked towards a pay-phone in the slightly noisy streets.

He put in a quarter in the slot and grabbed the phone.

Frank let out a silly grin as Charlie dialed up someone's phone number.

Charlie waited patiently as he heard the dial tone.

Charlie turned to Frank, "So you want me to say-"

"Yeah." Frank interrupted. "Say how we rehearsed it. Come on."

Eventually, he could heard a woman's voice through the phone.

"Hello?"

Charlie answered, "Hello, Dee?"

"Yes? What do you want Charlie?"

Charlie sighed.

"I'm wet like shit you big stupid turkey."

Before Dee could reply, Charlie hung up.

He let out a stare at Frank. Eventually, their stares were replaced with hearty laughter.

"Alright Frank." Charlie said between giggles. "Dare or Dare?"

Frank stopped laughing for a bit to reply, "Dare."

Charlie put his hand on his chin. "Let's see...uh...I dares you to..."

Frank and Charlie were in a dark underpass. They did not mind the smell or the quiet, shady environment.

Frank noticed a homeless man underneath some dirty garbage and torn clothes and shouted, "Hey Cricket!"

The homeless man removed the garbage and clothes, revealing his dirty torn clothes and messy beard and mustache.

"Yeah?" Cricket asked tiredly. "What do ya want Fran-"

Cricket did not finish his sentence as Frank, with a great force, gave a strong kick on the homeless man's genitals.

Cricket let out a pain-filled yelp as he dropped to the dirty floor. He held his genitals as he continued whimpering from his suffering.

Charlie and Frank both howled with laughter as they walked away.

Charlie grinned as he said, "Well, that was a fun game."

"Yeah."

They started their short way to Charlie's apartment.

They did not mind the cats meowing or the shady people or a hooker laying on the floor.

Charlie slightly kicked the hooker.

Charlie turned to Frank. "I think she's dead."

"Eh. Whatever."

Charlie yawned as he took out his apartment keys. "Well I'm bored. I'm going to bed."

"Yeah, me too." Frank said as he yawned.

Frank was now in his sleeping shirt and, of course, no pants, while Charlie put on his favorite shirt for sleeping and his pants that has a noticeable hole on it.

Frank got into the pull-up couch bed.

"Good night Charlie." He said as he dozed off.

"Good night Frank." Charlie said as he got into bed and slept.

They had a good night sleep, despite the fact that they were sleeping ass to ass.

"You better not poop on the bed this time Frank..."

Charlie yawned as he woke up.

Charlie blinked his eyes for a bit. "Good morning Frank...huh?"

Charlie stared at Frank's side of the bed.

"No Frank." Charlie stated with a raised eyebrow.

Charlie touched Frank's side of the bed to see if he was invisible.

Charlie shook his head. He looked down underneath the bed but only saw garbage, jeans, and a piss jar that still had Frank's urine.

"What the shit?"

Charlie got out of bed.

"FRANK! Where are you!? Are you invisible?! Are we still playing Dare or Dare? FFFRRRAAANNNKKK?!?!?

Frank yawned as he woke up.

Frank blinked his eyes for a bit. "Eh...huh?"

He looked up and noticed that he was no longer in Charlie's apartment. He was now in a forest.

He looked around and saw all these trees and some tiny insects that were either crawling on the floor, climbing trees, or chewing on leaves from small plants.

Frank exclaimed as he blinked his eyes more, "What the...?"

He looked around as he asked, "Where the shit am I? This crazy shit looks like from a kids' show. It's like the time me and Charlie did mushrooms!"

He adjusted his glasses with his hoof.

Frank's eyes widen. "Wait. That's not my hand."

He looked at his hoof, which was red coated.

He looked down to see his legs, only to see red horse legs.

He slowly got up, only to realize that he is not a human.

Frank immediately produced a surprised look. He quickly trotted to a nearby puddle on the ground. He looked down to see his reflection.

His pupils shrunk as soon as he saw his face through the puddle's reflection.

"OH SHIT!!!"

Many colorful ponies in a town-like settlement stopped doing their daily routine the minute they heard those two words.

A rainbow-maned pegasus stopped flying and landed on a nearby cloud.

A pink pony stopped making cakes and sweets for a moment.

A white unicorn immediately stopped sewing her new dress.

An orange pony stopped kicking apple trees with her back legs.

A yellow pegasus stopped feeding her rabbit a carrot the pegasus was holding.

A purple winged unicorn stopped reading her book as a little purple dragon stopped sweeping the floor with his broom.

"Shit?" The dragon asked while he scratched his head. "What's that?"

"I don't know Spike." The winged unicorn answered. "I really don't know..."

Frank Reynolds Visits Equestria