This story is terrible

   Plinkie and the stallion began their search at one of the most likely places. " I don't think I caught your name." Pinkin said.

"You can refer to me as the doctor." He responded. "If you're a doctor, then why is your cutie mark an hourglass?"

"Well, pinkie, I-" he was cut off by a pony screaming for help. Polly saw her friend fluttershy sitting in a cage. "P-pinkie! Help!" The doctor ran over and tried to open the cage to no avail.

"Well, why didn't you just open the door, silly filly?" Pinkie said as she opened it with ease. "Thank celestia you came! I was getting worried!" Flutters said. "Fluttershy, what's wrong with your tail? It looks off." Pinkie said, examining it carefully.

She eventually gave up on examining her tail, however. *clears throat*. like I said, pinkie poo stopped examining fluttershy's tail and - " Wait just one second! I think fluttershy is OOC!" The doctor said.

" ooc? What's ooc?" Prankie ply asked. "No, pinkie, not ooc, she's OOC! It means out of character." "Oh. Is that one of those acro-thingies that twilight is always using?"

" THAT'S IT! You two are too annoying to betray at the very end! Tell the author that I quit! Here's your stupid crystal!" She said, giving them a mysterious crystal.

"What just happened?" Monkey pie asked. "She must have been working with the author. OOC is a very rare disease, given out to a select few characters. Once one character has it, it spreads like wildfire until it changes every pony's character. I've seen it destroy entire episodes before. Remember the mysterious mare-do- well?" The doctor responded.

"*shivers*don't remind me."