This story is terrible

Inky first thought to go to twilight's library, but she had no idea what she'd find. She could be OOC, or maybe she is shipped with some pony.

Luckily, she denned to be fine. "Twilight, you have to listen to me! We're in a fanfiction! That's why every pony was OOC and stuff!" Blinky yelled to her at incredible speeds. "What are you talking about pinkie? Everything seems fine to me." Twilight responded.

Twilight continued to read, and noticed the pages disappearing. "WHAT IN CELESTIA?!" twilight frantically shouted, as the entire history section of her library began to disappear before her eyes.

"It's quite simple." The doctor said.  "Due to the continuity errors, paradoxes are being created, destroying large portions of equestrian history. That's not important right now, however. We were wondering if -" "NOT IMPORTANT?! Equestrian history has just disappeared before our eyes! How is that not important?!" Twilight interrupted. "Use whatever you need to fix this mess!"

MUCH LATER

"I found it! I found it! I found it!" Pie pinkie screamed. She had finally found the crystal in one of twilight's books. It read 'the ten crystals of fanfiction are incredibly strange gems found in the rarest parts of fim fiction, these crystals when assembled, call upon the spirit of DEUS EX MACHINA To vanquish an enemy.' " this is great!" The doctor shouted. There's even a pony who knows where they all are! It's- oh. You're not going to like this."

" what do you mean?" Pony pi asked.  " well, pinkie, the only pony in equestria who knows is pinkamena Diane pie."