Before it ever was...

(Prince in a Santa costume writing names on a list)

"Hmm. Streak the fox: nice. RagingSemi: naughty. Princess Coldarra...undecided, but leaning toward naughty. Papineo: banned from both lists. Hardly any naughty bronies this year..."

(Stargaze in elf costume enters)

"Hey, its almost time for your mall appearance."

"Fine." Prince said as he rolled up the paper. "Let's go."

...

"And what do you want for Celestmas?" Prince said in a singsong voice.

"For me and my friends to get our cutiemarks!" Scootaloo chirped.

"Well I'll see what I can do."

"Thank you thank you!" She hugged him before running to the other C.MC. members.

"*sigh* I love seeing those faces, but why am I here again?"

Stargaze shruged. "Somepony volenteared us, and have you seen Rendan?"

Prince started to answer, but was cut off by something landing in his lap. "*uffmp!*"

"What do I get?" Luna asked. Then she brought her muzle close to his ear and said, "I've been naughty this year."

"S-s-stargaze? A little help?" He turned to see him messing with a bow on one of the display gifts. "Please dear Celestia, no riding crop!"

"Nope." Luna licked his cheek. "Something worse..."

"Plan B?" Stargaze asked finally taking notice to his friend's distress.

"Yes." He said as he blasted the princess to the other side of the room. "To the Coltmobile!"

"Actually, I fixed it up to look like a sleigh."

"To the snowmobiles!" He blasted a hole in the nearest wall. He was greeted by the sight of the mane six hooked up to a large, well, sleigh. "Are you serious?"

Stargaze only shook his but (which had a bow from the display on it) and said, "Well unwrap this then."

"Don't mind if I do." Rainbow dash said as she unhooked herself from her harness. Her eyes were that of hunger and lust.

"Oh hello." He said as he unflured his wings. "And goodbye."

Prince only climed into the sleigh and shook his head. He watched as Rainbow chased his dimwitted friend across the sky. He was fast, but not even close to her speed. Within moments she had pinned Stargaze to the ground. Her wings stretched out and made a soft "pomf" sound as she dove her tounge into his mouth.

"On Twilight, on Rarity, on Flutte-. Hey wait, only Fluttershy and Rainbow dash can fly.

They looked at each other and gigled. Rarity turned to him and said, "you figured us out, but its to late." They each began to unstrap themselves and creep towards him.

"Heh heh. Okay you guys you got me... Come on quit it. S-STOP! GET AWAY!"

Just before they got to him, several blades landed around him. Soon a magical shield formed from them. He saw Stargaze was also in the safety of one. "Rendan."

Sure enough, the pegasus appeared. His mechanical wings had a powers to make shields, but he didn't know he could make several. Wait. Why wasn't he in one? Why did he have a goofey grin on his...Oh dear Celestia.

"Come and get me!" He yelled with his arms up in the air. He stayed like this for several moments. "Umm, hello?"

Twilight yawned, Rainbow dash started to kick the shield Stargaze was in, and Rarity just looked the other way.

"Pffft-BWAHAHAHAHA!!!" Stargaze laughed. "Dude..."

Rendan gritted his teeth. "Fine then. Oh, and these are mine." His bracelets glowed and his blades flew back to his wings. Almost instantly, the shield evaporated.

"What did I do?" Prince yelled. "I let you be in this story and this is how you-*gurk*!"

Luna had tackled him to the ground. "And now...its orgy time!"

Prince's eyes widened in horror. "N-noooo. W-why would I do this to myself!? Well Adrian, what do you got to say for yourself?"

(Umm...No comment)

"The HELL no comment! Get us out of he-*mmmf*!" He strugled and squirmed under Luna's weight. His cries were muffled by her mouth against his. His eyes saw both Twilight and Rarity grining down at him. Luna briefly stopped and gave each of them a turn. They all licked his face and nibbled on his neck.

(Don't be wrong, it was enjoyable. Infact he actually had a slight cr-)

"Somepony, anypony, GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!"

"What is going on here?"

They all looked up to see Celestia landing next to them. She saw her sister over Prince's salavia drenched face. She looked over that and saw Applejack and Rainbow dash over Stargaze. A strand of drool connected their lips.

"You...You"

"Yes!" Prince squezed himself out of his trap. "Punish them! Send them to the moon, or...or."

Celestia's wings slowly wraped around him. "You started with out me? Shame on you."

...

Inside Prince's mind, Pembroke brohoofed Discord. "Did I tell you or did I tell you?"

Discord nodded. "This makes no sence at all! Isn't it wonderful?"

"Yeah...but please put that lotion away. At least take it outside of the library."