Before it ever was...

(Before we begin, I will like to give you this short about my mishaps with my new 3DS. Enjoy people! *sigh* but why do I think some brony is going to clop to both the short and the actual chapter...)

"*Yawn* I wonder if I got anything with streetpass. Oh, maybe I got some new hats for my character."

*pulls out game*

"Buck, and I spent all day yesterday jogging so I could get tokens. I guess I'll just try those '3d' pictures even though it makes my eyes dry..."

*tap, tap, click*

"That's funny. There are some pics already saved."

*tap, ta-......click, cli-*

"... STARGAZE, RENDAN!!!"

His friends had luckily had been over for a party. They were still passed out in the next room. Instantly they jumped to their friend's room.

"Wh-what's wrong!?"

"Did you guys take dirty photos from your magazines!?"

He lifted his game to their faces acusingly. They were met by a 3d image of a mare's lavender purple love looking back at them.

"Hmmm." Stargaze thought for a moment. "Nope, that isn't in any that I have. NOT THAT I HAVE ALL THE PICTURES MEMOURIZED!"

Rendan shook his head. "Why does that shade look familiar..." Then it hit him. "Scroll forward please."

Both Prince and, surprisingly, Stargaze looked at him.

"Trust me."

Relunctently, Prince clicked the arrow key. Several angles and screen shots (a couple with a similar shade of lavender hoof stretching the lips of her most private of regions.

"Okay you perve." Prince snapped "Why the buck are we doing this!?"

Rendan didn't change his expresion. "Click the last one."

Prince looked. Sure enough, there was one more left. He hesitated, then clicked it. Everypony in the room gasped.

"No..." Prince said turning a little green.

The picture was that of Twilight on Prince's bed. She had herself exposed to the camera with a seductive wink to the the mortified stallions. Written in the corner (yes, those of you who don't have a DS, you can do that) was, "Happy New Year Prince!"

Within seconds, Prince threw it out of the window. Within a blink of an eye, Stargaze flew after it yelling, "NOOOOO!"

Rendan simply brought his hoof to his face and shook his head.

(Happy New Year my bronies and [mostly to the single] pegasisters)

...

Twilight sat outside of the library. She liked to watch the snowflakes ever so slowly fall to the ground. The ground was littered with so many it looked like powdered sugar. One could only imagine what Pinkie Pie would do if it was sugar.

"I'm back!" She turned. Prince walked to her as he levitated two glasses of cocoa. His jacket was a designed with a snowman pattern that he hated, but he didn't say anything because Celestia had given it to him. "Here you go. With two marshmallows just like you like 'em."

"Thank you." She said taking the glass. "Did you really read the entire series in just two days?"

He nodded. "I just have a lot of free time and a love for books. Oh, and Twilight, the character, found his brothers!"

"Aww." She shoved him. "You spoiled it."

"I'm sorry."

"It's okay.Just remember next time."

They sat there for a little bit. Prince gulped down his drink. He didn't really care that it burnt his tounge. He just liked chocolate a lot. Soon he held the cup upside downd to get the last drop out of it. Twilight turned to him. She smiled as he looked at him try to fit his muzle into the bottom. He was as cute as a new born foal (and possibly had the attention span of one).

"And...I...got it!"

"Yay." She said. He did a brief bow before placing his cup on the floor. Why did she like him so much? Was it because of both of thier love for the books that littered her house? His cute personality? What was it? "Do you think I'm preety?"

Prince froze up. "Wha?"

She pointed to him. "Do you-" She pointed to herself. "-think I am preety?"

His responce was his ears turning a slight pink. "Ummm well. You. Are very... uhh" (everything beyond this is jiberous)

Twilight walked up to him and looked into his eyes. She then slowly brought her lips to his. Prince's face was now a soft cherry red.

"Follow me." She said with a hint of seduction. He did, face still as red as he thought what the buck was happening.

...

Prince climbed the stairs to Twilight's bedroom. He noticed that Spike was not in the library for some reason, but before he could think of anything else, he was tugged toward the bed without warning. He turned to see the lavender mare smiling seductivly at him while her horn's magic tugged at his feet to bring him closer.

"I-I don't-" He tried to say before a hoof was placed tenderly on his lips.

"Ssshhh." She whispered. "Just relax."

Prince Instantly relaxed every muscle in his body and fell to the floor like a ragdoll. "Like this?" He called from the bottom.

"No, not really." Twilight said with some annoyance as she levitated him to her side. "More like this..."

Prince instantly felt a jolt of electricity jump his spine as Twilight began to massage the base of his wings. He gasped at the immense pleasure he was fealing. "Oh...WOW." His wings slowly started to unfold.

"Heh." Twilight chuckled as she began to stroke his erect wings. Prince shrieked. If what she was doing before was great, this was bucking fantastic! Twilight slowly diverted her attention to the rest of his body. Ever so slowly, she headed toward his lower regions.

She touched it. "HEY!" Prince jumped at least two feet into the air. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"

Twilight didn't even change her expresion. "Making a foal." Prince was instantly wraped in a tight magical grip. He fell to the ground in a perfect hog-tie that Applejack would have been proud of.

"H-help! FIRE! RAPE! *MMMMMPPGHH*" Twilight had shoved a ball-gag into his mouth. What the buck is wrong with her!? First she kisses him and then rapes him!? He looked up with tears in his eyes-only to be shocked at what he was seeing.

"Oh, hi." Pembroke said. He was standing next to some creature, that looked like it was a mash-up of different animals, holding a video camera at him. "Don't mind us, please continue."

Twilight trotted off, digged in a drawer, then pulled out a riding crop. (OH GOD! *covers bum* NOT THE RIDING CROP!) On her way back, whe passed right through Pembroke!

"Oh yeah, your dreaming. You might want to wake up before s-."

*CA-RACK!*

"*Mmmmphh!*" He screamed into his gag. Twilight began to assault his behind with the leather stick. Pembroke only turned to Discord and told him to get the shot.

...

Prince jumped. He looked around. ...He was in the library. No...wait. He was bent over a book. Yes, he had just took a nap, but why was he scared. Was it really a dream he had? Was it just Pembroke messing with his mind? Dreams were suppposed to be your innermost desires. Or had it just been a nightmare?

"Oh no!" He cried when he saw the time. Only a few more minutes before he had to go back to Celestia! He quickly returned the books to thier respected places and hurried out. He thought he heard Twilight say goodbye, but he just kept running...