Before it ever was...

"*ACHOOO!!!* *sniff* Sorry everypony, but I've been feeling under the whether, and they also added this thing called "Superband" or something to my braces and it really hurts..."

"Whimp..." Prince muttered from across the room.

"Hey, we don't have any magic!" Adrian snapped. "Be thankful I let you two hang out here."

"This...is interesting..." Pembroke said staring into Adrian's computer.

"Oh my GOD! Get off that!"

"What's a god?" Prince asked dumbley.

"That's it you two! Time for bed!" Adrian said as he shoved the two trouble makers to their respected sleeping bags.

"But its only 11:00." Prince mumbled as he slipped inside.

"Goodnight!"

...

*Three forms sneek into Adrian's room and slowly carry them away...*

...

"*Yawn* Hey guys its time to..." Adrian began until he saw he was in a hospital bed. "What the..."

*Hrrn?* Prince groaned as he and Pembroke both woke up in similar beds next to him.

"Someone has some explaining to do..." Adrian said as he pushed the nurse's button. Almost instantly, Molestia, Lunaughty, and Twilust walked in wearing very, VERY, tight nurses outfit-with stockings no less.

"ooohhhhhh..."

"sh-"

"Hmmm." Molestia sneered as she eyed her captives. "Which one of you pushed the button?" Both Prince and Pembroke replied by pointing in the direction of their creator. "Really..." She said. Almost instantly she was towering over the Author's skinny frame.

"W-Wait! why do-*MPHHH!*" He chocked as her tounge shoved close to his own, pushing it bach against his mouth, but then the princess pulled back. Having expierenced under her belt she knew just by the way this human kissed his "problem." She slid off the bed, whispered something into Twilight's ear, draged Prince and Pembroke out of the room, and shut the door.

...

"Please, have mercy." Prince begged.

"Oh don't worry." Molestia said. "We're just giving him a private moment to enjoy his first time."

"Wait," Pembroke spoke. "You mean we were created by a..."

"Virgin!?" Prince Finished.

Molestia nodded.

"So *gulp* what happens to us?"

The two sisters turned to each other and grinned.

...

"Yes Yes FASTER FAASTER!!!" Lunaughty cried. "YES!!!"

"Grrr." Prince mumbled as his character came in second, shortly followed by Pembroke's and Molestia's. "Best four out of seven."

*creak*

[Adrian steps out holding a human version of Twilust who has a satisfied grin on her face]

"Yessh, you look like you got hit with the back end of a train."

"In a way, yes." He replied as he gave her to Molestia. (Try not to think about it.) "I think its time for you to go. now!"

"But what ab-*ack!*" Prince said as a laso of magic closed on his throat and he was caried away.

[Back in Ponyville]

"So my little pony, what did you learn about friendship?"

"Well," Twilust replied. "I learned that a pony's first time is very energetic! And hands," she said licking her lips. "Are wonderful!"

"*MPPHHHH!*" Prince screamed under his gag as the two closed in.

...

(I'm sorry everypony that I haven't been updating my stories, but to make it up to you, this will be the last short chapter! And no, I will not give details, or explain why or when Twilight turned into a human. *someone raises their hand* I said NO!)