Before it ever was...

Molestia Mini Series:

Road trip!

"Babyscales, Babyscales, this is the three musketeers on route. You there? Over." Prince spoke into the microphone. Rendan and Stargaze sat next to him as they were squezed into the tight space of the truck.

Spike picked up his own microphone glued to the inside of his tiny toy pick-up truck. "Rodger the musketeers, I'm gonna be a little late with our shipment, but I should catch up with you soon."

Prince had 'offered' their help to the Apple family for delivering a shipment of apples to Manehatton. Spike had been given a small crate that they couldn't crush into the back. It was almost cute seeing him ride up and down the street in the small car tied to the back.

"And how did you convince Twilight to let him come?" Stargaze asked glumly. He wished he was back in his little cload hut he had made in the sky above ponyville, but hidden so that only the ponies he trusted wouldn't tell Rainbow Dash where he was.

"I don't know." Prince replied sipping his drink. "Most of the ponies I meet just let me do what I wan't, but she seemed...off. I don't kn-."

"Oh look!" Rendan pointed to the mirror. "Another truck! Lets honk the horn!"

"You wan't to do what to my horn!?" Prince yelped sarcasticly.

"Just do it!" Stargaze snapped. "It will at least shut you both up!"

Prince just stuck his tounge out. As the truck drew closer, Prince could see the pony driving was very large. Infact, she looked familiar. Those eyes...pupils...the twisted...SMILE!!! He stomped on the gas causing Rendan to smack the back of his head.

"Run, we need to RUN!"

"Wh-Why?"

The truck Rendan had been trying so hard to see finnaly came into view. From what they could tell there was no cargo, or at least not yet... On the side was a banner that said: 'Honk if you're horn-y!'

"Oh...sweet..."

"MOLESTIA!!!" Rendan cried!

And who sat next to her? None other than Lunaughty! The horn-y truck slammed into their side sending them dangerously close to the side of the road.

"Pembroke..." Molestia spoke into a speaker mounted on top of the truck. "...I'm ready for seconds..."

Prince froze up at his copy's name. He had almost forgot his run-in with this...creature before, and how Pembroke had 'distracted' her for his escape. He never thought that she would come back for... "Me?"

"P-prince?"

"He-he..Hahaha HAHAHAHAHA!!! Nope! Hang on boys we're going for a ri-."

The truck lurched to the side as Pembroke slumped to the side of the door. Stargaze quickly reached out and grabed the wheel and began to drive.

"Did... he just..." Molestia said.

"Punch him in the face..." Lunaughty finished. "Should we end this now?"

"Sure." Said a voice from the back.

Inside of the truck Prince strugled to sit up his mouth dripping a little blood.

"Sorry."

"I-its alright. We needed to stop Pembroke. Who knows what he would have-." Prince was interupted as something a lavender purple slamed into the side of the truck.

...

(A few rapings later...)

Spike's little truck passed by the rolling hills of the last strands of country. Soon it would only be the large buildings of Manehatton in a few hours. Prince and the others hadn't been on the radio in a while. Maybe they had stoped at a hotel? Wait... What was that? He pulled over to the side of the road.

"An apple?" He looked further up the road: more apples and even further...the truck. He walked up to it and saw nothing out of the ordinary. Just...a large dent in the side of it! "Wait. What is that?"

Muffled screams, a weird smacking sound, and...Twilight? He thought he heard her moaning. Was she hurt? In danger!? He ran to the other side of the pick-up to see another truck. In the back of it. Twilight needed him! He burst through the door with his super strenght and saw two thugs beating her up. He lunged at them and threw them clear across the fields of hay. He then turned to Twilight and asked if she was alright. They soon found Prince and the others tied up in a ditch.

"Thank you Spike. Those were the Highway Robbers. If it wasn't for you they would've never been caught."

"No problem." He said as Rarity jumped into his arms. "Just another day of being a superhero!"

"Oh, and you need to snap out of this day dream and help Twilight."

His imaginary world deflated as he shook of this off. Maybe he needed more sleep, but that didn't matter now! He jumped as high as could and barely grabed the end of lever. He pulled with all of his might as the door slowly swung open. He droped back down and jumped into... a gang rape...

"Spike!" Twilust said shocked. "Umm."

"You're just in time." Molestia sneered.

[The doors slowly began to close shut as the camera catches a horrified Spike]

*SLAM!!!*