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A Derp And A Chirp

by MLPxMaestro
Derpy is looking for a new pet, and she knows just the place to look for one. However, is all of this just a dream? Or could this possibly all be real by chance? Muffin material ensues within this story.

Derpy remained sound asleep in what had to be the softest bed in Ponyville. However, her clock went off with an alarm that made her freak out the moment she heard it. It gave off a loud ring like you wouldn’t believe, and caused her to flail her forelegs and flop onto the floor wide awake.

“Oh…stupid clock.” She looked off in disapproval, then back at the clock.

As Derpy was and usually is, she proceeded to then throw out the clock from her two-story window. She didn’t care; she had a paying job that would allow her to get another easily…making her three hundred and sixtieth for this year.

She trotted down to her kitchen to get a muffin obviously, and ate it passionately alongside a glass of milk. After she finished her breakfast, she then made it back up into her bathroom on the second floor. So shortly thereafter, she cut on the water, which was adjusted to the perfect temperature. She stood there as she lathered up, letting the warm water droplets hit her sensitive skin under her wings. As she then stepped out, and with a ruffle and brief flapping of her feathered wings, she realized something.

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2559 words: Estimated 13 minutes to read

2 Chapters:

  1. Chapter One- Getting A Pet 2014-02-25 19:35:58 UTC
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  2. Chapter Two- Half Aslake 2014-02-25 19:37:16 UTC
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