A while ago, when he was dragged to god knows where by the demonic dragoness, Mike fell unconscious due to fatigue and when he woke up, he found himself tied to a chair with the only light source being a small light bulb hanging from...who knows where it came from.

And then, he heard foot steps.

*Thud* *Thud* *Thud*

It was a little bit soft, but he could hear it nonetheless. It just seemed to reverberate in his mind so clearly. Soon afterwards, it started growing louder...

*Thud* *Thud* *Thud*

...And louder...

*Thud* *Thud* *Thud*

...Until it came to a complete halt, leaving nothing but the sound of silence once more. Mike then began trying to free himself from the ropes that bound his hands to the back of the chair as well as the ropes on his chest. However, all his attempts were futile as the ropes didn't budge. And then, he heard a giggle that sent shivers down his spines before the sound of more footsteps could be heard once again.

Mike panicked, desperately trying to break free from the ropes as the footsteps grew louder and louder with evil giggles ringing throughout the dark void. Fear was now creeping up onto Mike as now, he tried to shake the chair off onto the almost none-existing floor, only to be very disappointed when he found the chair was socketed into the floor.

"Ö̼̖͚͈́ͫ͑͌ͯ̓̅͡h̺̉͌ͮ̌ͤͪ̉͢ ̷͔̬ͤ̓ͤM͍̘̩̞͆ï̗̺̣͙̗͙͓̍ǩ̸͕̗͚̹̮̭̜̊ͨͦͧ͐̿e̵̖̙ͯ̅̾̈̎̈ͧ.̀ͥ̈́̓̾̋͌.̪̲̪ͯ.̴̦̥̇̌̊͋͂͌́Y̬̙o̸̲̞̩̬̳̅ͬͯu̎̿̓̓́ ̼̯͇̮͓̳̺ͧ̐̆l̟̟̦͚̩o̊ͮ̌̑͛͐̀͏o͙̩̰̳̾̌̌ͬk̯̗͚͋̀͋ͨ͂͑ sͥͨ͆͑ͣ̒̚ŏ͎̠̜͗̊ͅ ̶̒̉̈́͗̚c̼̒ͮ̑ͧu̸͔͕̗͕̖̝ͦ̈́̂̀̉̆̆t͇̘̺̍e͖̽̓ ̿͑̓͗̅̿ͩ͏̫̜w̛̍́ͨ̌̒ͦͨh͇̺̓̎̋̀e̺̹͐ͦͪͯ̽͛n̂ͥ̊ͥͫ̎̀ ͙̗̖͆͗̆͜yͩ̓́̿ȯ̬̃u̍ ̝̤͓̝̇̐ͤ̉͜s͎͇͉̭͆ͯ̊͢t͐r̷͖͎̝͇̖̪ͭ͗ͫ̿u̪̭̞̰̠̎̔̀ͣ͂g͓͞g̩̳̠̤̟̝͔ͧl̉̆͝eͭ̃̔͛̓͠!̖̰͍͚̒ͤ͑́ͤͅ"

Mike's eyes widened considerably. 'Oh no...No please no...' he thought. There was only one thing and one thing only that sounds like that.

'Her'

And, lo and behold, the demon herself appeared from the dark void, still looking the same as before, with her black scales, scarlet red irises and grinning widely, showing off her razor sharp teeth. Mike shuddered in fear as the demon slowly made her way towards him. However, Mike also couldn't help but see that her hips were swaying back and forth hypnotically as her tail did the same rhythm .

"̩̬̫̞̻͓L̃̓͆ͩͭ͛͡iͯ͗̓̚k̦̹͖͍̩͆ȩ͈͈̱̼͖ͫ̅͒ͭ̌ͅ ̩̦̻͚̝̹͊w̹͊ͩ͑̓̏͋ḧ͚̺̼̩̩́̃̇̔͝ą̟̄͆͂̇ͨt̘̰̰̜̦ͬͥ́ ̰̟͉̲̙̇ŷ̱̯̥̤̬͌̇ͤ͗ͣ͛o̥̱ͤu͓̬̼̠̿̔̓ ̦̙̺̖̟̲̤s̸̺͍̙̺̹͉̺͛̋͋̊eͮͮ̌̆ͩ҉͍͖̤͍̥e̫̙͇͍̪̯̒̅ͩ́ͅ?͓̬̹̗̞͌̀ͣ̅̀ ̨͇̍̈́̂̒H̃̋m̨͓̼ͤ͒ͨ̇͗̚m̝͖͓͖̹͋̄̉̃̾?̔" 'Barb' asked, her voice dripping with seduction.

Mike could only glare at the demon, biting his own tongue to prevent himself from saying anything that he would deeply regret. 'Barb' chuckled at Mike, walking closer to the tied up human as she licked her lips seductively. This caused Mike to struggle even more as 'Barb' could only giggle.

"̫͙̞̖D̩̲̭͚͒͗ͣ͑̈ͮ̇͠o͚̙͐̎́n͙̜̥̗̓̆͆̊ͫ̂̚̕ͅ'̣̮̘̻̥̯̬ͦͪ͂̅̚͝t̗̺ ̊̔́̈͘e̶̗̱̥ͤṿ͓̝̩͌̃̏ͥ͘e̤̯͈̠͕̘ͥ̈́̃͑ͦ͢n̤̭͆̃ ͇͈̯̺̭̫̥̇͊ͫ͡tͪ̀r̼͙̰̩ͭ̂ͪͤͣý̦̪͓͍̥̱̊͐ͪ̉͛̽͜.̳͛̿͜ ̫Y̜̩̜̰̤̦o̯̥̳̝̪̯͑͝u̻͌͢ ̳̪͎͖͋ͣ͊ͦ͂̇ċ̎ͣ͛ͥ̔́͏̻̜͕͔̜̱ā̘̱̱̈n͔̝̝̩͍͔̊̽̾̔͠'̧͌ͥt͓̞ ̲̮̼ͩͦ̂̅͊͊ͣb͔̺̗̐ͦ̓̅̀r̈́̈͒ͧ̊ͅe͔͔͖̙̺͑̉͗ͪ̽̉͟â̞͙̝͉̼̠̟͑̂͛̓͊k̨̼͖̪̦͙̂ͨ̌͑̓̄ ҉̱fͭ͛̏̍́r͈̬̔̐̃̓ͣe͊̆e͚̐ͩ"̴͇͓̲̬͚̗͈ The demon said, now standing in front of the fear induced human.

"...What now then? You going to kill me or something?" Mike asked menacingly, only to earn another giggle from the demon.

"҉̞̖̟̪̬Ơ̩̘ͅḫ̺͎͕͝!҉̞̠̺ ̧̟N̪̻̬o͖,̥̭̠ ̝̩͢ṉ̣̫͘o̦͚̠̜̟͔̝ ̷̩̱̤̝n̜͉̥̖̥̦͖o͙͔̗͓͞. Ịt͇̜̗͕̖̟̕'̠̺̻̪͓s̼͈̳͕͓̲̩ ̰̱̜̗̞̥ͅs̜ó̟m͎͍̱̙̩͝e̯͠t͙̰̝̪̥͓h̞̳̼͉̮̞͘i͜n̺͈̪̻̙̳̥g̺̜͓̘̜͜ ̦̝̕t̝̼̝̣̯h̺a̟̜̠̭̯t̡͇ ̝t̖̖̼͠h̞͜e͙̗̼ ̶͚̹t̨͍̮̜̟̱ẃ͎͚o͏̻̱̥͖͇͉̠ ̗́o̧f̳̼̳͖̦ ̹͜us͏̘̟̟ ̯ͅc̢a̷ṇ͜ ̻e͎͈͈̦̰̬̘n̥̦̬̘̗̼̱j̵̙̞͈ͅo͉̗̜̱̠y~̝"̩̜͝ͅ She leaned forward and whispered it into his ear, causing Mike's eyes to widen.

"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!" Mike screamed, frantically using his legs to kick the demon away from him.

"͚̥̘O̲h͜ d͇e̻̭͔̗a̸̫̭̪̗͔r͙ ̗͔̮̖̜m͉͙e͏̮̯̱͈! ̩͖̗̖̞͞M͓y̠̱̠̱̙͔͚ ̗͈͎̤p҉̥̤̰ọ̸͖̬͈͔͇o͔̗r͖̳͇ ͉̳d̘̺̹̳̮̲̹́a̹̟̫̦r̻̘̣l̘̯̲̗͈̭i͎̗̮͎͕n͙̞̱̗̫͉g ̟͎̗͈͕̳͡d̩o̫é͈̤͈̞̘͍̦sn̶'͚̤̀t̖͉̰ ҉̞͚l̵̹̗̱͔i͔̩̰̯͇̙͟kę͎̬̺̦̠ ̟̭͓̬͖͎m̧̼͔̲̝̯̙e̻͈̭̰̞̱̦!̰̣̯͉̪͉͚"̬̯̮̳͜ 'Barb' dramatically said, placing a claw on her head as she turned her head away from Mike, only to return a moment later, now grinning madly.

Mike could only stare in fear. 'Well...I guess this is my end...Goodbye world!' Mike thought as he closed his eyes, waiting for the inevitable to happen. However, to Mike's utter approval, what he thought was going to happen, did not happen. Instead, 'Barb' was apparently talking about something else. Slowly opening his eyes he fearfully looked down at his chest...

...

...To find that the demonic spawn of Barb, sitting on his lap, snuggling him like a teddy bear with a huge smile on her face as her eyes were also closed, making cute purring noises as her tail was wrapped gently around the chair. The black tendrils were also wrapped around Mike, pulling him closer to the lithe form of this....thing.

Needless to say, this left Mike utterly confused as his eyes continued to scan 'Barb', his brain trying to make sense as to what the hell was happening and why the hell was it happening.

"What"

'Uhh...Brain here speaking...Umm...I don't know. I really have no idea why this is happening. Sorry bud'

'...'

'Don't be such a prick! Just look at her! She's so cute!'

'Dammit heart! This is the same demon that chased after us for gods sake! This may very well be an elaborate bait! Act all nice on one moment, then furiously get the D the next!'

'Nuh uh! She's just too cute! I mean, come on! She's practically a puppy now! And maybe she just really wanted company!'

'...Sure...Wanting to get into our pants is a form of 'wanting company'. Yea, I can believe that'

'...I...'

'Yes?'
'Yesssss?!'

'...I...I think I can...live with this...'

And at that moment Mike thought that, his brain suddenly felt painful.

'Argh! I'm telling you man! She's doing this just to get the D!'

'D REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR!'

'Oh god no! FALL BACK SOLDIER!! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!!'

'No can do sarge! Try as you will, I won't budge! I'm going to stand here firmly at attention!'

'...Whoops?'

"...Erm..Yes, well...I...Uhh..I shall be going now" The nervous doctor said, slowly backing up until her was at the door, to which he sprinted out the room when the door was opened.

With that, the group were all standing around the medical bed, where a bandaged human was lying, his face registering no emotion as his chest slowly rose and fell. No one dared to say anything once again. Just seeing their friend all bandaged up made them cringe inwardly. It wasn't like Rainbow Dash's usual flight breakdowns and such, giving her only a couple of broken bones and small trails of blood. Instead, his body was all battered and bruised as many deep claw marks were once apparent on his body and where he bled tons of blood, almost dying due to it and his sustained injuries.

However, Barb did not hesitate to cling onto her friend as he laid there motionless. The only thing that was on her mind was how thankful she was that Mike was still alive. Bedridden and such, but still alive nonetheless. With that, Barb began to cry tears of joy, trying her best to refrain from doing so. She was just all too elated for any questions that her mind questions her.

...

...Until her consciousness said something that caught her interest.

'...Something is poking my butt...'

Author's Note

(I'M NOT DEAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!)

Remember kids! This is fic has the 'Comedy' tag. So expect funny stuff like that to happen. With a tad bit of crazy.

Also, sorry that this chapter is really, really short. My time is always consumed by school work such as projects and homework and such.