The Dangers of Stupidity

Chapter XXIX: Epilogue II

Dear Diary,

I finally did it. I may be just nineteen, but since the Princesses could only use the spell to send us back home once every ten years, I decided to make the most of it. You know, back home, the way me and Vinyl met probably would've gotten me arrested. Now that would be hilarious.

Equestria has made some amazing innovations thanks to me and Taylor. They've created all manner of electronics by duplicating what we already have, so now I have quite a few people, or ponies to play TF2 with. Just yesterday, I obliterated Luna in a truly epic Arena match. She's supposed to be Gamer Luna, for plot's sake!

I stepped away from my desk, looking beside me at the trophy case filled with our weapons. The only thing that hadn't been put inside it was the Blades of Exile, since they were bound to my wrists, and Benson's Pokeballs, which he had taken back with him.

I almost feel bad for these things, just sitting in a giant glass box all day and all night.

Is that weird?

The last of our "souvenirs" from defeating Sephiroth had been placed in a divot that Chris built in the wall before he left, with a small glass door to allow for maintenance. I pulled it open, picking up the feather from Sephiroth's wing. It almost felt... cold.

"What's wrong with this thing?"

Before I could say or think anything else, a strange black lightning coursed through the feather, knocking me unconscious.