The Dangers of Stupidity

Chapter VI: Dat Blackout, Tho

Vinyls party had lasted until about 5:00 in the morning, when the only people or ponies left were me, Chris, Rainbow Dash, her and Pinkie Pie. Technically, Chris didnt count, because he had passed out in a wooden cabin that he had built, and I really didn`t feel like taking him home. One of the most unusual things about Equestria was that there was practically no drinking age, and the alcohol here tasted like apples. Probably hard cider. We were all drunk out of our minds, and had been listening to The Best of Skrillex for hours. Finally, I was able to compose a sentence.

"Vinyl, your parties are the best."

"Yeah, brah. I cant remember the last time I partied this hard. Youre kinda the reason why I didn`t leave yet."

"What do you mean?"

Instead of speaking, Vinyl simply lunged forward, giving me a long, drunken kiss.

"What. The. Fuck, man? What was that for?"

"Are you mad at me?"

To be honest, I was, but just a little bit. Plus, the look on her face was just too much to be angry at. That, and I was hammered out of my mind, so I didn`t give a shit about anything.

"Nah, man. Its all good. TBH, it wasnt that bad, even though we`re both drunker than Berry Punch on a friday night."

"Okay. It really wasn`t that bad?"

"Are you fucking kidding me? That was awesomer than you are!"

"Im pretty sure youre bullshitting me now. I may be drunk, but I`m still good at telling when ponies are lying."

"I`m not lying! That was epic."

"Uh, Vinyl?" Pinkie Pie attempted to get her attention.

"Pinkie? Where did you come from?" I asked her.

"Why did you just kiss Arrick?"

"Mind your own business, bitch." Vinyl spat back at her.

"Don`t you think that was a little harsh?"

"Looking back on it, yeah. But whats done is done. Besides, Ill apologize to her later."

"Okay. Also-"

I had blacked out before I could finish talking.