The Dangers of Stupidity

Chapter VII: Dat Hangover, Tho

I woke up, still in the club. Chris was sitting in a chair, drinking a strange blue liquid that was probably a hangover cure. I made a mental note to get some of that from whoever made it. Pinkie was fast asleep on top of a giant cake, for some reason.

I felt something stir in front of me.

Oh, shit. Don`t tell me...

I was laying in the floor behind the DJ station with Vinyl Scratch sleeping soundly in my arms.

Please don`t tell me we...

I went back through my memories of last night, up until I blacked out. I was pretty sure that nothing had happened last night, but I couldn`t be sure.

I decided to make a brave, but slightly dickish move and nudge her awake.

"Vinyl. Vinyl. Wake up."

"Huh? Oh, shit. We didn`t... you know?"

"No. I dont think so. But Ive got a hangover that would probably make a unicorn`s horn explode."

"Same here. Ow! I can`t even stand up."

"Hang on, let me see if I can still do this."

I lifted my arms to begin using my Electrokinetic Grasp on Vinyl, but stopped immediately to keep my skull from cracking.

"Sorry. Looks like I can`t use my powers with a hangover."

"Its okay. I got used to this pretty quickly. Its just one downside to being a musician."

"Hey Chris?"

"Huh? Arrick? I thought you left."

"No, I blacked out back here. Where`d you get that?"

"I went to see Applejack, and she made some for both of us. I guess she`s a bit of a lightweight."

"Okay. Well Vinyl, looks like we`re going to Sweet Apple Acres."

"Cool. Let`s go."

As Vinyl and I began on our trip to Sweet Apple Acres, the silence between the two of us became almost painful.

"Hey Vinyl?"

"Yeah?"

"About last night... was that whole "kiss" thing for real, or were we both just really drunk?"

"A little bit of both. But it was about 95% for real."

"Ah. So, if you were sober, would you still have done it?"

"Probably."

"Cool. You want to, I don`t know, go get something to eat later?"

"You mean, like a date?"

"Only if you want it to be."