The Sex Life

Twilight and Firehaze were still at the park. They had just made out.  " Goodbye, Firehaze," Twilight said. She winked one eye. " Goodbye, Twilight. Parting's such sorrow... I'll see you again," Firehaze said. They both went home.

When Twilight got home, Spike was relieved. " Finally!" he said. " I thought you would never come home!" " I really hit it off with this pony. His name is Firehaze. I made out with him today," Twilight said. Spike just stood there with his jaw on the ground. " Yea... I know..." Twilight said.

" When did you two meet?" Spike said. " We met yesterday. Oh, I almost forgot; his name is Firehaze. He's my new boyfriend," Twilight said. This immediately surprised Spike.  He never thought Twilight would accomplish something like this. " OK, wow. Uhh... I'm just going to get some shut-eye," Spike said. He then went to bed. " I'll get some sleep too," Twilight said.