The Sex Life

Twilight was getting ready for her date with Firehaze the next day.     " Where are you going now?" Spike said to Twilight. She was about to walk out the door. " I have a date with Firehaze," Twilight said. " So are you going to his house for him to get laid?" Spike said.  " Laid? No! Firehaze and I are not going to have sex!" Twilight shouted. She walked out the door. Not yet,she thought.

Firehaze was putting on his bowtie when Twilight knocked on his door. When he finally got his bowtie on, Firehaze opened the door.      " So, are you ready?" Twilight asked. " Don't be serious; Of course I am," Firehaze said. " Let's go."

They walked to the diner. They ate the greatest food they ever ate in ever. " This is some good food!" Twilight said. " Well, we're at the only 5-star diner in Ponyville! Of course we're going to get great food," Firehaze said. " I really love this food, but not as much as I love you."  " Oh, Firehaze," Twilight said as she giggled slightly.

" I love you, too."