Twilight's and Trixie's Rush Hour

Twilight and Trixie walked through the hallways of the dojo, eventually meeting a man named Yu in an empty training room. He was bald, but had a long white beard. Yu asked, "May I help you?"

Trixie replied, "The Great And Powerful Trixie will be asking the questions here, old man. Who are you?"

Yu said, "Yu."

Trixie said, "No, not me, You."

Yu said, "Yes, I am Yu."

Trixie replied, "Just answer Trixie's question. Who are you?"

Yu stated, "I have told you!"

Trixie scowled. "Are you deaf?"

Yu said, "No. Yu is blind."

Trixie told him, "Trixie's not blind, YOU blind."

Yu answered, "That is what I just said."

Trixie said, "You say what?"

Yu continued, "I did not say what, I said Yu."

Still upset, Trixie blurted out, "That's what I'm asking you!"

Yu continued, "And Yu is answering!"

Trixie got fed up and yelled "SHUT UP!" with a Flutterrage face. She pointed to a black-haired man and yelled, "You!"

Yu replied, "Yes?"

Then Trixie yelled, "Not you, him! What's your name?"

The black-haired man said, "Mi."

Trixie told Mi, "Yes you!"

Mi replied, "I am Mi!"

Finally Yu said, "He is Mi, and I am Yu."

Trixie ran out of patience because of what their names sounded like. "And The Great And Powerful Trixie is about to kick your flanks because SHE'S SICK OF PLAYING GAMES! YU, MI, EVERYPONY'S FLANKS AROUND HERE! HIM!"

Twilight grabbed her with magic and said, "Trixie, Trixie!"

Then Trixie exclaimed, "I'M GONNA KICK HIS FLANK, I'M SICK OF THIS! AVADA KEDAVRA!" A green bolt flew from her horn only for Yu to easily dodge it. He then threw a miniature Kamehameha at her to throw her backwards. She hit the wall and flopped onto the floor like a fish out of water. While lying on the floor, she tried to zap Mi with a similar bolt, but Mi had an AT Field that easily deflected it.

Instead of blindly retaliating, Twilight remarked, "Trixie, it's not really uncommon for old masters to be very powerful. Just get to the point already!"

Trixie then asked the two dojo masters where Twilight's crown had been taken to. They said they would reply if the ponies could win against them. Then Twilight joined the battle herself, backflipping high to dodge another of Yu's energy blasts. Mi fired a Positron Rifle at her, but she just teleported up to Yu to dodge it. She kicked Yu backwards and proceeded to charge up her horn buster to penetrate Mi's AT Field while dodging more energy shots from the two men. "GIGA...DRILL...EXPELLIARMUS!" A large drill-shaped white bolt shot out of Twilight's horn, shattered Mi's AT Field, and sent him flying backwards. He dropped his Positron Rifle, which landed in Trixie's forelegs.

Trixie yelled, "HA!" and charged it using her horn, but when she fired it at Yu, Yu just stepped aside to the right to dodge it, but it created an explosion that knocked Mi forward. Then Mi pinned her to the wall with a Spear of Longinus, which Twilight began to jinx to make it dance around and attack Yu repeatedly. At this point, Trixie got up and teleported up to Mi to slap him in the face five times before kicking him. After Mi stepped backwards from the impact, he hit the wall, chased his jinxed Spear around, and grabbed it, only to be spun around. He got thrown off as soon as Twilight got hit by another of Yu's energy blasts.

Trixie slashed at Mi and Yu with her cape, making the cape attack sound from Super Mario World and spinning them around. As the ponies kicked them, the two men bounced around the room repeatedly hitting each other and the walls. After a minute and a half of this, Twilight and Trixie got spun around the same way, bumping each other five times before stopping and getting dizzy. They still didn't give up, and touched their horns together again to tap into the power within. Their fighting spirits combined to blast both men with a large laser beam. The beam got blocked by another beam of equal force from the two men, but the ponies managed to beat the men's beam, sending them flying back into the wall one more time. KO! Twilight and Trixie had won this battle.

Finally, the men got up and told the ponies that the crown they were looking for had been placed on display at the Great Mall of Canterlot. However, as the ponies absorbed this information, they tired out. The men remarked, "Well that wasn't surprising. Turns out we were that equally matched." The ponies woke up in a completely different location an hour later.