"No fuck it!" Ten lowered the ramp and started storming outside. "I'm going to go live in the woods or something!"

Twenty stood at the top of the ramp and just shook his head. "Really? What do you know about living in the woods!?"

Ten had no rebuttal. "Yeah well...I got...this!" Ten rummaged through his pockets and found Lyra's note. "Fucker!"

Twenty leaned against the side of the ship. "Really? You gonna go to that psycho ass mare?" Ten stopped at the edge of the ramp. He contemplated what horrid fates awaited him if he tried to find the vicious unicorn. "You gonna get back on the ship?"

Ten sat in the dirt, defying Twenty and staring at him. "Can we go home?"

Twenty sat on the ramp and scooted down towards Ten. "You know we can't...we've got work to do."

Ten curled up and held his legs to his chest. "I'm so sick of that fucking machine."

Twenty met him at the bottom of the ramp. "I know man...I know.... You could always do it manually you know."

Ten let out a long yell as he tucked his head between his legs.

"Excuse me...I need to talk to you." a sweet voice rang out over Ten's cries. The duo spun around and spotted a prim pink Alicorn standing behind them. She looked up at the massive ship they had parked in the middle of the field and coughed. "So...you're the ones taking ponies. Any explanation?"

Ten and Twenty looked at each other. Twenty stood up and faced the mare. "No...not really." Twenty deadpanned and shrugged. "I mean...they sent us here and told us to gather data, that's just about it and this is the easiest way."

Cadence cocked an eyebrow and tilted her head. "...Ponies said you--"

"Up the ass yes...it's the fastest way."

Cadence fell to her haunches. "You couldn't just ask?"

Ten stood up and joined Twenty. "Look, we've been out here for months and I really just want to go home. We can't ask ponies their blood type, lineage, and genetic makeup all at once. We're sorry if we've cause any trouble but we just want to be done with this...."

Cadence felt a deep pang of guilt as she looked at the twins. "Okay...so...you got some answers, I think it's time you returned the favor."

Twenty looked back to the ship and started the group inside.

@~#~@

"Ten you can handle this?"

Ten nodded and sat with Cadence. "So...you had questions."

Cadence looked around as Twenty set a few cups around the table. Twenty took a seat and laid his head down. "Wow...are you alright?" Cadence asked with growing concern.

Twenty pointed to ten and continued to rest his head. Ten tapped his finger on the table and stretched his arms. "He's fine...we're just tired."

Cadence gave Twenty a soft glance before turning back to Ten. "Right...questions. What are you?"

"Homo Sapiens cloned from humans and...well...he's dog, I'm...equine...something...I don't actually know." Ten took a heavy drink from his cup. "Maybe that's what we're doing...getting cloning data."

Twenty let out a horribly long sigh and stood up. "Dog boy's gonna go take a nap...."

Cadence watched as Twenty slumped out of the room. "This is not what I was expecting."

Ten leaned back in his chair. "Tell me about it...I wanted to drive spaceships and adventure, not stick probes up ponies' assholes."

Cadence cringed at his vulgarity. "No I mean...you seem kinda...sad."

Ten shrugged and dipped his nose in his drink. "It's been a long week."

Things grew quiet as the two stared at their drinks. Cadence snuck a few glances at the depressed clone and stood up in a flash. "You make me sad...hug."

Ten shook his head and took a drink. "I don't want a--"

"Mmm-mm, none of that, you need a hug." Cadence started trotting around towards Ten.

"I don't need a--"

"Hug." Cadence got onto two hooves and held her forelegs out. "Come on...you need this."

"I don't--"

Cadence cut Ten off and pulled him across her barrel, rubbing his face against her soft coat. "Come on...." Ten resisted for a few moments before hugging back and pulling himself tight against the mare. He buried his face in her coat as she rested her chin on his crown. "Take as long as you want...."

Ten wasn't listening, he was too lost in being a bit of a wreck and enjoying the feeling of hugging something soft and warm. He continued his hug for maybe ten minutes before letting go and letting out a long sigh. "I uh...yeah...thanks." Ten hesitantly pet Cadence's head and sat back in his chair.

"It's alright, but we really need to talk about the uh...probing."

Ten gave it a long thought and stood up. "About that...now I really need your help."

Cadence froze. "You're saying you need--"

"Yep." Ten eeked out as he stuffed his hands in his back pocket. "We've got everything but the horned and winged ones."

Cadence shifted uncomfortably. "I don't- What about bat ponies?"

Ten's expressing went blank. "What the hell is a bat pony?!" the panic evident in his voice. "Oh shit there's more isn't there!?"

Cadence nodded with a wry smile. "Bat ponies, crystal ponies, dragon hybrids-"

"Aw fuck...." Ten slumped back in his chair and clutched his head. "Son of a bitch!"

Feeling slightly responsible for Ten's despair she walked back over to him. "I uh...I could find you somepony else...if you wanted."

Ten shook his head. "Just go...I'm gonna tell Twenty to fly us into the sun."

Cadence jumped back. "That's a joke right?" Ten answered her by shaking her head vigorously. "Ummm...so...what exactly would I have to do?"

Ten waved her away. "You already said no, it doesn't even matter." Ten stood up and started walking away.

Cadence pranced around a bit before grabbing him. "Look...it doesn't hurt right?"

Ten leaned against a wall. "Completely painless, you might feel a little tender afterwards but it's great for the muscles."

Cadence cringed at the thought. "How long does this usually take?"

"Ten minutes at most...it's usually pretty quick." Ten gestured to the testing chamber and stepped inside.

Cadence took a deep breath and prepared herself. "Princess of Love Cadence...you can do this."

@~#~@

Cadence quickly found herself strapped in and the lubed up probes bobbing behind her. "So...I'm really thankful for this." Ten squawked out as he continued to set up the machines.

Cadence took deep breathes as she prepared herself. "Just tell me when it's happening...."

Ten went back to the consoles. "You'll know....now say ah."

The oral probe slowly approached Cadence. "Wait wait wait, no one ever said--" Cadence was cut off as the probe filled her mouth and lodged in place. She squirmed a bit until a pleasant taste of vanilla met her tongue. Her inhibitions torn apart she suckled at the rounded head of the machine, drawing out as much of the sweet syrup as she could.

"Yeah...someone used up all the orange stuff. This might be a bit stronger, we usually use it on-- uh...doesn't matter I guess." Ten stopped the flow and just let her suck it down at her own pace.

Cadence was so lost in the buzzing tingle of the powerful syrup that she barely noticed the probes as they entered her body. Her tail flicked up responsibly as the replacement probes matched her every contour, filling her with the jelly like padding and filling her with and extremely thick goo that made each thrust and pull amazingly smooth and sticky.

"The last one broke...uh...." Ten tried to suppress his reaction as Cadence submitted completely to the machine. Her heady moans and the squishy sound of her backside being pumped with the super thick cream made his being rather difficult to control.

Normally they didn't make much sound but with the older equipment the subjects could moan audibly and the more flexible head of the older model was treating Cadence's insides with such an amazing massage she was held in a constant state of full, hot, gooey bliss.

Ten tried to look away but wherever he turned he was met with sexually charged images and noises. "Ponies aren't supposed to be sexual damn it."

Cadence tried to keep her eyes open, staring blankly at the screen and watching the probes push and pull her soft squishy flesh. Her insides were having an amazing time as she lost the ability to tell when the orgasms started and ended. To her time was standing still and each thrust and pull from both her holes was like the ticking of a clock. Her drugged mind sent her drifting through a sea of unending pleasure as her body accepted its new place as the machines plaything.

She felt amazing, she was completely content staying with the domineering machine for the rest of her life if she could. Shining Armor faded out of her memories as she replaced all her information with ways to please the machine.

"Three two one." Ten shut off the machine, skewering Cadence and cutting the flow of the vanilla tranquilizer.

Ten manually pulled the arms free, having to cut the strands of goo that clung between her and the machine by hand. He had a harder time pulling the probe from her mouth as she refused to stop sucking even after the machine was spent.

Eventually he pulled the probe out of her mouth, but Cadence continued to suck and lick at the air. Ten had a number of lewd thoughts run through his mind. He was strictly forbidden to copulate with any alien species but the sloppy goo coated hole with the searching tongue looked amazingly inviting.

Ten made a snap decision and stood up on the testing table, undid his pants and replaced the probe with himself. He took a moment to catch his breath, quickly having the moment stolen and being enveloped by the sloppy moist that was Cadence's mouth. He held on to her head as Cadence went to work slathering Ten's member in the remaining goo and her viscous saliva.

Ten nearly lost it several times as he held on. He was held on a constant edge before losing it and jamming himself against Cadence. "Ten...you're on camera." Twenty's voice broke the squishy sounds.

Ten froze in place, saying nothing and backing up. He tucked himself away, member wonderfully tender from his first time. "Tell no one...ever...because I will kill you Twenty, and they will never find your body."

"Well...that's one way to punch your V card...pony loving weirdo...." Twenty turned off the intercom and left Ten to sort out Cadence.

@~#~@

Cadence snapped awake as Ten was carrying her to the medical quarters. "What!?" Ten tripped, landing on his gut and making Cadence tumble to the floor. Cadence struggled to get to her hooves and eventually gave up. "What happened? And why is my flank numb."

Ten rolled onto his back and sat upright. "The goo we used was a little stronger then normal, so...yeah, you might feel kinda hazy."

Cadence flapped her wings, managing to make herself tumble over. "Is it over? What day is it?"

Ten picked up the dozy Cadence and changed directions. "Same day, and the numbness will subside soon." Ten carried Cadence to the main exit and lowered the ramp.

"Are you sure!? Wow...it felt like days, just drifting by as I...well...I mean...yeah...you know."

Ten let out a rough cough as the ramp started to descend. "Yeah...I know."

As the ramp met the ground a horde of ponies shouted greetings to Ten. "Hi there!"

"Howdy."

"They are real!"

Several others simply screamed and ran around, some fainted and others still collided with each other.

Ten stepped down the ramp, gathering hugs and cheers from the locals. Even Daring made a quick appearance and snuck a note into Ten's back pocket, not realizing the one who handled her was Twenty.

"Uh hi, yes, hello, good day, mmhmm, yep." Ten was nearly swimming through the crowd as he set Cadence in a pile of other fainted ponies.

"Ten! We can leave!" Twenty rushed to the ramp, falling on his ass and sliding down it. "We're done!"

The horde of ponies let out a collective groan of disapproval. "You can't leave yet!"

"I never got my turn!"

"I wanna see the boat thingy!"

"Can't you stay?"

Ten and Twenty stared at the longing crowd and ducked off to the side. "Ten, what's going on?"

"I don't know man, I just walked out here and they were all standing around!"

Twenty looked back at the ship. "Look I'm gonna go contact dad and start the ship, keep them off until we're ready okay?"

Ten looked behind him at the crowd. "I uh...I mean...do we have to leave now?"

Twenty slapped Ten hard, leaving a large red mark on his cheek. "Home, home home, we're going!" Twenty ran back into the ship while Ten rubbed his face.

Ten was quickly swarmed by a mass of affectionate ponies all on the verge of tears at the loss of such a cult phenomenon. Ten was receiving more hugs than he could handle, more notes than he could take, more kisses then was sanitary. He was quickly lost under the mass of soft coats and silky manes.

@~#~@

"Dad, great we're- ...no...okay...alright...no but dad-" Twenty dropped the phone and slumped back in the captains chair. "Catalog a planet...he's...we're never going home...." Twenty slapped his head as he realized why there were sent out here. "He just wanted us gone.

Twenty lurched himself towards the exit with an amazing amount of dread, unsure of how badly Ten was going to take it.

Twenty sat on the edge of the ramp and looked around for Ten. "Ten!? I got some bad news man...."

Ten forced his way out of the mass of ponies, carrying one under his arm as he clawed his way to the ramp. "Dude, dude- stop it." he force a mare to stop snuggling his face and freed himself entirely. "They're happy about what we're doing! I mean they're asking us to stay permanently!"

Twenty let out a soft sigh. "Well that's good...cause we're not going home...ever."

Ten pressed the mare he had under his arm into Twenty's grip. "Fuck dad, look at these things!"

The mare Twenty was holding had already latched onto his stomach and was nuzzling his gut. "Yeah...cute...but we--"

"I'm not just cute you jerk...but thanks." Roseluck buried her head deeper into Twenty's stomach and curled around him.

Twenty let his hand caress her back. "Huh...soft. But you don't get it, we're gonna be here forever. He said not to come back until we catalog every life form on this planet!"

Ten shrugged as ponies started hanging off him once again, pleading for him to stay. "Well then, we've got the-" Ten let out a tickled laugh. "Adoration, of invading spacemen."

Twenty stood up, Roseluck still clinging to his stomach. "Fine Ten...fine...I'm not...happy about it...."

"Man it's really hard to stay mad when you're surrounded by these guy- uh...pony people...."

"Noted. But I still don't like it!" Twenty charged up the ramp. "Okay let go."

"No! You wanna be all dour and pissy I will hug the ever loving shit outta you!" Rose yelled with undying resolve.

Ten started moving up the ramp, a rush of ponies forcing their way into the clones ship. "Well...it could be worse...we have like five bathrooms on this thing."

Twenty just glared at Ten as Rose climbed his body and nuzzled his face. "I hate you so much right now...and I--" Twenty shut up and glared blankly as Rose kissed his cheek.

"I think she likes y--"

"Fuck you Ten, fuck you!"

Author's Note

Oh brain you disgusting pervert, how I love you.