"Ten!?" Twenty continued to call as he walked up and down the halls. "Ten?" He wandered into the testing chamber where Lyra was treating a stallion to a probing. "Gross...has anyone seen Ten?!"

The stallion in the machine lost his composure, spurting semen over the machine and making them lock in place. He realized something was wrong and started struggling. Lyra started panicking as she couldn't stop the machine from burying itself inside the stallion. "What's happening!?"

Twenty glared at the now seed soaked machine. "We don't use this machine on males...idiot. We have a whole other room for males...."

The stallion mumbled hazily as he started glowing red. The vaginal probe was continually jabbing his testicles and squirting him with goo. The ponies in the room started laughing like mad as the stallions balls were worked over like a speed bag. On a particularly heavy hit the probe split his scrotum, his testicles punched into pulp by the hard rubber probe.

He let out such a pained scream that Twenty pushed Lyra out of the way and turned off the machine. The stallion let out a long groan as the probes vacated. "Son of a horse!" he screamed through the goo as he tried to pull his hooves free. "My bucking balls!"

Twenty released him and watched as he fell off the table. Twenty rubbed his head hard as he shoved Lyra away. "God damn it...are there any medical professionals on scene?"

Nurse Red Heart walked over. "I can probably help."

Twenty pointed to the crying stallion. "Broken arrow, medbay has painkillers and a bed." The nurse nodded and hurried off. "Third door after the bathroom!"

"Got it!" the nurse left with the battered stallion.

Twenty went back to staring at Lyra. "Idiot...." he gave her a quick smack over the back of the head. "You can help but you need to ask first...and this data's corrupted." Twenty purged the machine and pulled a rag from under the console. "Now clean up and get a mare in there.... I'll show you the male machine later."

Lyra took the rag with her magical grip and went to work on the machine, grumbling and mocking Twenty as she did.

Twenty went back to looking for Ten. He was waylaid as he realized just how many ponies had come aboard. After making his way through the throngs of ponies however he found Ten.

"Twenty...hi...this is exactly what it looks like." Ten was half buried under a pile of softly napping ponies, the distinct smell of sex filling the room and Ten's hands nowhere to be seen.

"So you're just breaking all the rules now aren't y-" Twenty stopped himself as Daring wandered in.

"Don't mind me...just gonna find a seat." Daring climbed atop the pile and planted her butt on Ten's face. "There we go...."

Ten struggled to get his mouth free. "She thinks I'm you...I keep telling her it was you but she doesn't believe me."

Daring bounced on Ten's face. "No...I believe you, I just don't care."

Twenty let out a long sigh and walked off. He walked outside and climbed the maintenance ladder to the top of his ship. He sat on the highest point he could find and just watched as the day went by. He could never go home, he was trapped on this planet forever.

He was going to die here and the crushing reality of it was damning. But through all his sadness he knew one thing. Someone was humping him.

He let out a long sigh as he realized there was no penis and just sat there with his legs curled up to his chest. "Can you stop that?"

The mare hooked her hooves over his shoulders and was grinding vigorously against his back. "Shh...let me make you happy."

"This doesn't make me happy...this just means I have to go shower again."

The mare stopped her humping and unhooked her pink hooves. "Oh...I thought you liked sex." Pinkie Pie sat in front of Twenty and waved a hoof in front of his face. "You alright?"

Twenty just sighed and buried his face in his knees. "Just go away. I just wanna be sad on the roof right now."

Pinkie pranced on her hooves for a bit before giving Twenty a hug. "Well, when you're done we're gonna have a big party okay!?" Twenty didn't answer. "Okay...great! ...Woo...yeah...alright." Pinkie started backing off is it became apparent there was going to be no getting rid of his funk.

Twenty sat on the top of the ship the rest of the day, all the while Ten was getting more attention than he ever needed. But at least the ponies were happily lining up to be probed and tested, and that's all that really matters in the end.

Author's Note

(RAGE SESSION FIRST, THEN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT)

First off, well fuck you too featured box!

Now, if anybody feels like adding to this story, even if it's just a framework, let me know. I never planned for this to be a long thing but if people want to help out I'll facilitate...I.E. Guest chapters. Let me know either in the comments or by PM.